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2011/06/05 06:05:15
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted. They are all murderers.
I wish I had a Lasgun.
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2011/06/05 19:00:23
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a lasgun. But it is made of resin and full of air bubbles.
I wish for more vacation.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2011/06/05 21:13:14
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But that's all the vacation you have for the rest of your life. Make it count!
I wish that I would be better at everything!
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
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- Choppygutz' Warband 
- Space Marines (inactive)  |
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2011/06/06 00:34:03
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,your so much better that everyone hates you and sends you into the sun.see?you even die better 
i wish for the improbable to become probable.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/06 01:14:16
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. You are now eaten by giant mutated spider bananas.
I wish I didnt get sent to the sun.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/06/06 23:23:30
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You missed the sun and now are plummeting aimlessly through space.
I hope I get everything done tonight.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/06/07 04:41:46
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But ya dont get anything done tommorow.
I wish I wasnt such a wussy sometimes.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/06/07 05:20:43
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but you loose a part of you to gain this and never feel right again.
i wish i had a way out of the spider banana thing.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/07 22:26:05
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. Say hello to midget Nazi Jews! (No offense to anyone.)
I wish I that part of me back.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/06/07 22:47:38
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have that part back. It haunts you forever.
I wish money grew on trees.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/06/07 22:55:50
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but due to how much money their now is,the economy dies.
i wish that i knew what the heck that was that got me out of the banana.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/07 22:56:55
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/08 01:47:17
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You know. But your brain cannot handle the truth, and you are reduced to a gibbering idiot for the rest of your days.
I wish for more fireworks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/06/08 20:10:48
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted, but hoodlums steal them and launch them at you.
I wish I was unhappy.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/08 20:18:46
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,your unhappy.due to you wanting to be people think your emo and force you to live forever...this is weird...
i i had my brain back...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/08 20:20:57
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. But it's in jar on your kitchen counter.
I wish I had no wish.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/08 21:11:18
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have no wish to wish.
I wish for a happy ending.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/06/08 21:19:25
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. Infinite happy ending for me and me only.
I wish this thread never started.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/08 21:25:14
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but now we all waste time on another,even darker thread.
i wish i could beat beatable people.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/08 21:31:15
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted, you run to the bathroom and beat yourself. To death.
I wish my wish could only be granted by me.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/08 22:36:59
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But you cant grant it.
I wish for RAVE!!!
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
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- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/06/08 22:48:02
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. Your trapped in the first episode of Rave Master forever.
I wish I had a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT MISSILE TRANSPORT.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/08 23:47:02
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT MISSILE TRANSPORT. It is parked on your foot.
I wish for more DAKKA.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/06/09 00:37:16
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. You have more dakka. Hitting your face.
I wish for nothing.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/09 01:09:39
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,you get nothing.not even more life.so you die 
i wish for some more more.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/09 01:31:32
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Huzzah. With my mortal body shed, I ascend to daemon-prince-hood.
Oh, and you get more more. So much more more that you need an ever increasing amount of more more to supply more and more more more.
I wish I had my own chaos legion.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/09 03:10:56
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have your own chaos legion. Your neighbors want it out of their driveway NOW and they are making an awful mess in your kitchen.
I wish for a good night's sleep.
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2011/06/09 03:43:50
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but its the last one you ever have 
i wish to destroy the chaos legion on my lawn.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/09 20:42:04
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. You go out and kill the chaos one your lawn. But your door is locked and you left the keys inside.
I wish I WAS a wish.
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http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/06/09 20:48:06
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Granted. You now have to spent eternity as a ass-scratcher for an obese man.
I wish for a small cupcake.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/06/09 20:52:08
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted.its so small you cant see or find it.
i wish for better luck.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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