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**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but it is too heavy and runs out of fuel still in orbit,and comes down as a meteor and kills us all.

i wish we hadent died.

**Azgard456**

Granted, we are revived 100s of years later and the planet is overgrown with jungles. there is no food markets, medicine, or order of any kind.

I wish for a flamethower.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. but you set your self on fire.

I wish for people appreciated rave more...

**snurl**

Granted. People appreciate rave more. Everyone. Everywhere. All the time. It soon gets old.

I wish the rabbits would stay out of Mrs. Snurl's flowers.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. instead Tyranids go om nom nom nom nom on them.

I wish for nothing at the moment.

**snurl**

Granted. You have one moment of zen like peace and tranquility. Then the gak really hits the fan.

I wish to roll a lot of sixes tonight.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. But that's the only time for a month or two.

I wish there was more gak so when it hit the fan gak could REALLY get real.

**snurl**

Granted. You cannot believe just how much gak happens. You can't deal with it all, and wind up in a cell. Where even more gak happens.

I wish that the ice cream truck I hear every afternoon would come this way once and awhile.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. Delicious chunks o' zombie!

I wish I could be the greatest military strategist in the world and every body cursed my name with a enraged "CREEEEEEEEED!" when i beat them.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.but you suck at everything else.

i wish i were the emperor.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. Enjoy sitting on your toilet for ever.

I wish I could pump four chords
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I&feature=channel_video_title

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but thats all you can do,and you can never stop doing it.

i wish more people knew about my favorite race the micemen (not even google knows about them!)

**snurl**

Granted. But micemen ninjas soon come to extract revenge on you for blowing their cover.

I wish every day was as fun as today was.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but the world dies from to much fun.well mostly all the polutants from the partys,but still.

i wish the micemen had killed someone else.

**Azgard456**

Granted, they kill your parents before you were born so you are deleted from time

I wish for more soda

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you drowned to deaaaaaaaaaaaaaath! hahahahahaha!

I wish to stop playing the four chord song.

**snurl**

Granted. Your strings break.

I wish these ants would go somewhere else.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,they go into your bed instead.

i wish i still existed :(

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

You do. But you're forever alone.

I wish for a pretty rave girl....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blle9tmP7p4&feature=related

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but she treats you like dirt.

i wish i was nothing would happen to my awesome aloneness!

**snurl**

Granted. Nothing ever happens again.

I wish for cheaper gasoline.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But due to it being poor quality, that is why it is cheap.

I wish I wasn't treated like dirt.

:(

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,instead you treated like a target.

i wish stuff happened.

**snurl**

Granted. Stuff Happens. You miss most of it because of too much stuff happening.

I wish my beer would hurry up and get cold.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. It's encased in Carbonite!

I wish I could go to E3.

**snurl**

Granted. You can go. But you have no idea of where it is or how to get there.

I wish tomorrow goes quickly.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.it goes so quikly that we lapse out of time.

i wish for bad stuff to not happen to me and stuff like people who arnt people but are but who eat me but they dont.

**The Zoat**

The Genie does not understand your wish and so gives you 10000 Internets (Which are Worthless).

I wish for the ability to breathe fire.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but your not immune to it so you burn your throat.

i wish my internets were worth something.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. Then you get mugged. YAH!

I wish somebody on Omegle wasn't a perv or a pedo....