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**snurl**

(thought people from Texas were born with guns)
Granted. You own a gun. It is locked in a safe and you have no idea what the combination is.

I wish for less traffic.

**Azgard456**

Granted, there are now no roads to have traffic

I wish for a war hammer (the weapon not the game)

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but your to weak to lift it.

i wish for.....

**snurl**

Granted. You get

Then you get the clap.

I wish for free beer.

**Azgard456**

Granted but its stale

I wish for a battle axe

**The Zoat**

Granted. You get an angry old woman.
i wish for nice cheese.

**lord commissar klimino**

garnted,its really nice plastic cheese.

i wish for a moat.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a moat. It is full of mosquitoes.

I wish for good beer.

**The Zoat**

Granted, it's non-alcoholic beer.

i wish for a sword

**lord commissar klimino**

ganted,you get a sword,threw your chest.

i wish for somthing which must not be said.

**Azgard456**

Granted, you get______

I wish for a cat

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted, But it runs away.

I wish for a fantasy... of RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VU67Evk_0so

**TheWildHost**

Granted, you rave to death, in 2 minutes

I wish azgards cat would co back to him

**lord commissar klimino**

franted,but it is feral and bites him

i wish for a hedgehog,and not a blue one!

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. It's a red one and punches you.
I wish for Pwnage on a grand scale.

**lord commissar klimino**

(knuckles is an echidna

)
granted,but it happens to you.so your black and blue buddy.

i wish for limited limitless ness.

**lord commissar klimino**

(knuckles is an echidna

)
granted,but it happens to you.so your black and blue buddy.

i wish for limited limitless ness.

**Azgard456**

Granted but because of this paradox the fabric of spacetime implodes and takes the universe with it

I wish time and space were fixed

**snurl**

Granted. They are. You can't move.

I wish for an extra day.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But this causes chaos (no, not the deamon kind.)to erupt in society due to the screw up in every one's schedule.

I wish for a mixture of flour, eggs and milk that was not a fraudulent statement.

**snurl**

Granted. You get the goo from the bottom of the kitchen trash can.

I wish for an extra 10 minutes.

**Azgard456**

Granted, you get an extra 10 minutes of brutal torture before you are killed

I wish for food

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it has FAAAAAAAAANCY FOOOOOOOOOD POISONING!

I wish for no trash can goo.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,you get normal goo instead.

i wish space and time werent fixed so we could move.

**Azgard456**

Granted, but now we can no longer exist.

I wish for magic powers.

**snurl**

Granted. You can pull ten million kleenex out of your sleeve.

I wish for the best wings ever.

**Boogie**

Granted. The chicken wings are as tasty as poisonous.

I wish for 1 billion dollars.

**snurl**

Granted. You have one billion dollars. In pennies. They are not wrapped, nor stacked.

I wish to have a good pizza.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted, but your freind comes and eats it.

i wish for the billion dollars of pennies to be mine

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, they are yours, the are now flying towards you at 100mph, there is no way to dodge

I wish for all the money in the world to be loaded onto a spaceship and shot into space