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**snurl**

Granted. It rains instantaneously. Somewhere else.

I wish to know what my cat is thinking.

**The Zoat**

Granted, you now know nothing.

I wish i had a fresh apple.

**undivided**

Granted, you get a fresh plastic apple from the factory.

I wish to know what will happen if one of these wishes actually gets granted.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. You see nightmares unexplainable and you die from the stress of it.

I wish for chocolate rain.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

**snurl**

Granted. But your chocolate rain is polluted.

I wish GW gave away free stuff now and then like they used to.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but is make gw go out of buisness cause they give out to much free stuff.

i wish i never had bad things happen to me.

**Azgard456**

Granted but it is acid rain

I wish for a suit of armor

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it's too heavy for you.
I wish for a dream...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dQHgrh4v8s

**snurl**

Granted. You get a dream. You can't remember it.

I wish for a robot lawnmower.

**FM Ninja 048**

Granted, unfortunatly, it's a cylon

I wish for a cute girlfriend

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But she dumps you tomorrow.

I wish that I had Xbox Live Gold

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but then xbox gets hacked to

i wish psn was up so i could buy brink.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But YOU get hacked also. (Howwda ya like THAT? lol)

I wish that nobody feared the Reaper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

**snurl**

Granted. PSN is up. But quickly crashes when everyone logs in at once.

I wish for more money.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it's Monopoly money.

I wish that I had chocolate milk.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but its not ummm,noramal chocolate

i wish for people to not eat my flesh...or other necisary parts.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. They eat your hair.

I wish for TECHNO RA-RA-RA-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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**The Zoat**

Granted. But you're stuck in it for the rest of your life and you die from withdrawal when you escape.

I wish for good wings.

**Azgard456**

Granted, they are tiny angel wings

I wish for a ballista.

**lord commissar klimino**

franted,but you stolle it from the army so they bomb you to kingdom come

i wish for an impenetrable fortress,with me in it,and 100 years of food in it.

**snurl**

Granted. You get the fort and the food but there is no can opener.

I wish for a catapult, so that getting rid of things would be fun.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you don't have anything to get rid of...

I wish for Geth.

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, legion apears and snipes you from two miles away, you never even notice

I wish I was a woman

**snurl**

Granted. But you soon realise your mistake and spend the rest of your life bitching about it.

I wish Summer would arrive soon.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. Welcome to Post-Global warming!

I wish for potato pancakes (hash browns)

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but vdey taste bad

i wish the appocolypse would happen

**snurl**

Granted. This Saturday around 6pm they say. See We Can Know .com for details.

I wish for some grapes.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. But they are moldy and dried out.

I wish for less cowbell.

**snurl**

Granted. BOC comes looking for you.

I wish there was something worth watching on TV.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted. chuck,the event,the office,parks and recreations,community....

i wish i owned a gun