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2011/05/11 03:33:56
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But they be crappy.
I wish for secret societies not to be secret.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
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2011/05/11 03:50:04
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but they still run things in sevral countries.
i wish steam downloaded stuff faster.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/11 04:34:58
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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Granted but the quality is terrible.
I wish I had a broadsword.
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2011/05/11 05:27:33
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get a broadsword. Then you put somebody's eye out with it.
I wish my FLGS was closer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2011/05/11 05:54:14
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted, It is now located in your bedroom, I wish for my wish to wish for wishy wishes.
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2011/05/11 10:27:51
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but due to infinite improbability, you implode.
I wish for death.
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2011/05/11 13:06:44
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted. Face the lightless, endless void on your own.
I wish for FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/05/11 13:16:37
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but your grammatically incorrect post means that I grant the wrong wish, and you are now stuck in an endless paradox.  (Doin a Dark) I wish to be the Grim Reaper.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/11 13:16:56
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2011/05/11 23:20:44
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but the other death god already took your job so your on the sreets.
i wish for things you cant grant. 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/12 02:51:38
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But due to the oddness and improbability of this request, we all explode.
I wish for no one to explode.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/05/12 03:25:08
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fanatic with Madcap Mushrooms
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Granted. People no longer explode. Missiles do though, and every single one that can just did.
I wish socks wouldn't smell so bad.
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Some people play to win, some people play for fun. Me? I play to kill toy soldiers.
DR:90S++GMB++IPwh40k206#+D++A++/hWD350R+++T(S)DM+
WHFB, AoS, 40k, WM/H, Starship Troopers Miniatures, FoW
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2011/05/12 03:29:45
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but they still smell like wierd stuff.
i wish this wish was granted.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/12 03:30:48
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/12 05:57:40
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted, but because of this, you get banned.
I wish I was a Demon.
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2011/05/12 07:35:50
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a Nurgling.
I wish this noise in my head would stop.
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2011/05/12 10:30:02
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but it comes back in the afterlife, and you have it for all eternity.
I wish for a SPAS-12
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2011/05/12 11:02:34
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, you get a toy SPAS-12 that you can go pew pew with.
I wish for a cheezburger.
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2011/05/12 13:40:43
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted. It consists of human flesh, out of date cheese, and blood foir ketchup. Yum yum.
I wish to be a Werewolf.
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2011/05/12 14:10:48
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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Granted, werewolf hunters find and kill you.
I wish for a pet dragon.
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2011/05/12 14:15:08
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, it grows bigger and bigger, and it because it wants to be self-reliant, it eats you.
I wish for an electric guitar.
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2011/05/12 14:42:59
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But you get electrocuted.
I wish for nothing.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/05/12 15:32:25
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, but you get something anyway.
I wish I knew where Waldo is hiding.
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2011/05/12 17:16:19
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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Granted, he comes out of hiding and kills you
I wish for a Gundam
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2011/05/12 21:24:20
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,you get a gundam,a toy gundam.
i wish for are universe to become the 40k universe.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/12 23:14:01
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. but due to the over all amount of awesome and blood shed, we all die.
I wish for it to rain. (sunlight is annoyingly bright and SOOO mainstream)
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Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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2011/05/12 23:14:12
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It wil take 38000 years to get that way though.
I wish for a new bike.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/05/12 23:16:39
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But it's crap.
I wish it didn't take 38000 years to rain.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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2011/05/13 00:05:01
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, but I assume that was a ninja anyway so wish not granted. 
I wish for all of the above.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/05/13 06:45:11
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get all of the above. Now where to put it?
I still wish for a new bike.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/05/13 21:44:38
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,its a kid bike.
i wish to rule the world.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/13 23:26:35
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But you die of a heart attack a minute later.
I wish for it to rain instantaneously!
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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