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2011/05/07 11:37:40
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, you're a snob; nobody likes snobs.
I wish my character in the Catachan 222nd would survive his upcoming battle.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/05/07 15:40:25
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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He does, but dies of the flu a day later.
I wish I was a Daemon of Malal.
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2011/05/07 15:44:23
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but the inquisition purges you.
i wish i didnt have to fix are  lawn mower.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/07 15:45:06
 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/07 19:46:21
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But you must fix your car now.
I wish for something awesome.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
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2011/05/08 04:10:53
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted, you get the awesome emoticon.
I wish for a Sguig army.
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2011/05/08 09:20:58
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, but you have to pay for it.
I wish for awesomesauce.
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2011/05/08 14:02:56
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Granted,but you mistake it for normal sauce and die from drinking it cause it was to awesome.
i wish everything i imagined became reality.(and i can think up some weird stuff  )
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 15:00:25
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, you're one of the Sucker Punch girls now. Eventually you either get stabbed, shot or lobotomized.
I wish for nerd raeg.
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2011/05/08 17:41:56
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but nobody likes nerds and you are soon overwhelmed by people wishing to cut off your head with a spoon.
I wish for invincibility
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2011/05/08 17:52:42
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but superman gets jealous and attacks you and you fight forever.
i wish i could afford to eat at Genghis grill for every meal (best restraunt ever )
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 17:54:40
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but it comes under new ownership, and the food becomes horrible, eventually you catch Salmonella and die.
I wish that nobody could mess up my wish 
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2011/05/08 18:00:18
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(had to do this)
granted,people mess up your life instead.
i wish i was awesome to the max!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/08 18:02:16
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 18:01:45
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but God gets angry and smites you
I wish that I will never lose the game!
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2011/05/08 18:10:10
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but now you cant ever win the contest. (opposite of game,if you think about it,you win.)
i wish for evil imps to kill people,but not me.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 18:18:20
Subject: The Genie Game
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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Granted, but the imps are smaller than 1mm, and they do nothing.
I wish for the zombies to not penetrate my last line of defense.
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2011/05/08 21:11:46
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The zombies catch you napping at your first line of defense.
I wish that Ketchup came out of the bottle easier.
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2011/05/08 22:49:43
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But it comes out too fast and ruins your meal.
I wish that I had gak loads of money to buy all of the stuff for my Warhammer: Fantasy Armies.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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- Space Marines (inactive) |
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2011/05/09 03:02:54
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But GW raises prices again and you still cant afford it.
I wish for some new WHFB opponents.
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2011/05/09 03:07:52
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but all the people came from 40k,so the few left kill you for taking their opponents
i wish a zombie Apocalypse would happen,and me survive.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/09 06:06:58
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sagitarius with a Big F'in Gun
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Granted, instead of dying, you become a zombie.
I wish for wings.
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2011/05/09 10:44:49
Subject: The Genie Game
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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine
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Granted, but you can't fly.
I wish for the lulz.
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D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.'s Night Panda of Asian Lurking |
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2011/05/09 22:43:32
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But you die from laughing too much.
I wish I'd get around to painting my Megaforce...
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
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2011/05/09 22:56:36
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but it looks bad.
i wish for their to be no more home work.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/09 23:24:21
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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Granted, but now you have too much classwork.
I wish for an orbital ion cannon
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2011/05/10 00:16:02
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have an orbital Ion cannon. For about two minutes before the feds show up and take you and the cannon away.
I wish the Westboro Baptists would knock it off.
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2011/05/10 01:00:29
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,they knock your head off.
i wish i could not die or age.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/10 01:36:49
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/10 04:05:17
Subject: The Genie Game
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
Lost somewhere in a dream world
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Granted, but you get bored of life and go insane.
I wish i had a portal gun.
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2011/05/10 22:32:29
Subject: The Genie Game
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But it's un-operational.
I wish that we all get what we want.
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Wins: Six
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Loses: More than a dozen
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2011/05/10 23:08:32
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but it comes with a bad twist
i wish i wasent grounded so my parents would give me my new laptop that came to day.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/11 00:26:46
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are not grounded. When they hand you your new laptop your static discharge fries it, because you are not grounded.
I wish GW would send my WD magazine on time instead of late.
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