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**Doctadeth**

Granted, but then they play loud music all the time, and now you can't sleep at all.

I wish for games workshop to make an ad-mec codex without bad fluff and bad gameplay.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

[(damn ninja'd, I'll leave this here though)Granted. They do, they enjoy the constant sound of Justin Beiber songs blaring 24/7, and despite your best efforts, you can't drown it out. Eventually, you can only speak using lyrics from his songs. The worst part is you don't mind]

Granted, games workshop does make an ad-mec codex without bad fluff and bad gameplay. The pages are blank.

I wish I could find what to change my avatar to immediately

**Doctadeth**

Granted. You find it, but unfortunately the web address nulls each time you try and input it.

I wish I could have a pet zombie.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted. You get a pet zombie. However, at the exact same time, the zombie gets a new chew toy. Guess why.

I wish I was a special character in 40k

**Doctadeth**

Granted, but you get instantdeathed by a callidus assassin (actually happened in the apoc game, the guy was LIVID)

I wish I could fart music

**snurl**

Granted. Talk about a foul note.

I wish there were better songs on the radio.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, you can. However, you only do it once, as it's extreamely painful, and you spontaniously combust.

I wish I was a Daemon Prince special character

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you are never used on the battle field. EVER.

I wish for you not to be so serious.

**undivided**

Granted, but then he turns into the Joker.

I wish SEAL Team 6 was duly rewarded.

**snurl**

So do I

Granted, but we will never know about it because they are so secret.

I wish "Get Bin Laden" was an animated TV series.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. It becomes so famous and so over-sold in everything it becomes another Star Wars.

I wish that everybody listened to Techno!

It's not my video, but it IS awesome!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Sjy92gk3U

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone listens to Techno. Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.Everyone listens to Techno.

I wish techno was less hypnotic.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it stops being awesome. way-to-go...

I wish you didn't eat mai cake... :(

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but your cake becomes a lie.

i wish i had more money.

**TheWildHost**

Granted you now have anathor penny in your pocket

I wish people would join my RP Fall of the Riech

**undivided**

Granted, however the uncontrollable mass of people who joined got the thread locked for OT stuff.

I wish for an army.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but they rebel.

i wish more people knew about heavy gear blitz.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But then it is discontinued causing people to go in a mad craze destroying all in there path.

I wish the cookie sword didn't break(reference to the "Continue This Story..." thread).

**snurl**

Granted. The cookie sword did not break. The world is safe once again. For now.

I wish I was at the beach.

**The Zoat**

But cthulthu rises just as you get there.

I wish i had a tame monstrous giant.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but he stomps on all your houses.

i wish i was immortal.

**undivided**

Granted, but you spend forever alone after the rest of us die.

I wish for additional pylons.

**The Zoat**

You get so many the game deletes itself permanently.

I wish for my own population of people to manage and direct.

**lord commissar klimino**

undivided wrote:Granted, but you spend forever alone after the rest of us die.

I wish for additional pylons.

im ok with that,heck id love it!

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granted,but you kill all of them with your corrupt ways.

i wish people would join my rps.

**The Zoat**

Ah, but they wreck the game because they are major tools.

I wish for more boyz!

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But they loot alll yer stuffz and pound on ya!

I wish for deffkoptaz!!!!!!!!!

**snurl**

Granted. They crash immediately.

I wish for lunchtime to hurry up and arrive.

**The Zoat**

Granted, for lunch, you get beans.

I wish I was to become a god.

**snurl**

Granted. You are Lentillius, god of beans.

I wish the machine in the cafeteria sold beer.

**FM Ninja 048**

granted, alcohol free beer

I wish i was a snob