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**undivided**

Granted, this time you die of asphyxiation.

I wish for tiger blood and 7 gram rocks.

**TheWildHost**

Granted but your bones are smashed as the genie drops the rocks(Millions of them) and you drown in the tiger blood

I wish my Demons and nids in my signature would level up again

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. I have clicked on them.
I wish this thread would continue.

**Evaelc**

And suddenly with a wave of magical pixie dust Evaelc returns to try to revive this once great thread However these attempts sometimes fail.

I wish for less chocolate and more lasagna.

**snurl**

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You couldn't just let it die!

You get Chocolate Lasagne and a headache trying to find out why.

I wish threadromancy was immoral.

**Evaelc**

Sadly it is however noobs are ignorant of todays morals.
I wish I knew if the thread wanted to die.

**undivided**

Granted, and that's now, probably. In effect, you suddenly gain the knowledge of all your loved ones' eventual death-days. This gnaws at your psyche and eventually drives you to suicide.

I wish this was the last wish to be granted.

Good day to you, sirs.

**snurl**

Granted. That was the last wish. The next wish will be the first of the new wishes.

I wish SONY had not been hacked.

**Evaelc**

hahahaha. Granted however instead Apple gets hacked and Ipods go rampaging.

I wish that VG cats was the homepage for everyone.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But everyone goes insane because they don't know what VG cats are.

I wish Threadomancy wasn't a big deal.

**Evaelc**

Granted it isn't, however in every country there is a small cult that seeks out threadomancers and rip their spleens from their guts.

I wish that Good movies were playing at the moment.

**snurl**

Granted. Threadromancy is not a big deal. I was only joking and this thread was not quite dead yet anyway. Old threads revive with new life and fresh ideas. And the Dakkites rejoice.
I wish my phone had a bigger screen.

**TheWildHost**

Granted it is the size of a plasma secrren tv...a 90in one
I wish i knew what threodmancy was(Whatever)

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. It means to bring a almost or completely dead forum that is suddenly rejuvenated.

I wish for moar DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

**FM Ninja 048**

*dead thread

Granted, however you keep wanting even more dakka, eventually being crusehed under it

I wish that the royal wedding didn't get so much news coverage

**Evaelc**

Granted instead you get powerpuff girls reruns on every station.

I wish that I could be bothered to mow the lawns.

**FM Ninja 048**

(sweet, powerpuff girls, not seen that since p1)

granted, you mow everybody's lawn in the country, although you starve to death because nobody pays you

I wish I was a turtle

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you get knocked on your back. AND NEVER GET BACK UP!!!

I wish for cake that is NOT a lie.

**Evaelc**

Granted it is the truth but as TOK teaches us to find how we know something is true then it is unknown wether the cake is actually true or not. (IB reference)

I wish for a polka-dot pony.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a polka dot pony but all of the other ponies make fun of it and it becomes neurotic.

I wish for a good nights sleep.

**Evaelc**

Granted Your sleep is good and so is the night the night has never been so good causing most philosophers to postulate on this and forming radical ideas as to why the night is now good.

I wish for a perfect Burrito

**snurl**

Granted. You have the perfect burrito. Unfortunately it is only a replica from the Taco Bell scene at Tussaud's wax museum. But it sure looks perfect.

I wish I worked in the daytime like everyone else.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you are for ever damned to be stuck in rush hour.

I wish that there was such a thing as a "Troll-jin" virus that infects the computer of every troll in the world.

**TheWildHost**

Granted But because you invented it you are technicly a troll, soooo

I wish a few people would at least check out and join my rp =(

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But the thread overloads due to too much awesome-ness and deletes your account in it's death throws.
(send me a link!)

I wish I had a chance to punch Osama Bin Laden in his stupid, cocky bearded face before he died.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are under the ocean when you do it and cant get enough power to make it a good one. And you are probably going to drown now.

I wish I knew how RP threads are supposed to work.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted. However, RP threads change how they work just afterwards.

I wish for the world giantest bowl of cereal.

**snurl**

Granted. It is one dambig bowl of Special K. Bon Appetite.

I wish my amp went to 11.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, it can now go to 11, but it gets stuck there, and cannot be turned down. After a week, a neighbour snaps, breaks into your house and smashes your amp with an axe.

I wish I knew what to change my avatar too

**snurl**

Granted. You now know exactly what you want. But it will take years to find it.

I wish my neighbors liked loud music.