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**CuddlySquig**

Granted. Cruddace poisons your popcorn so he can have the last laugh when you drop dead.

I wish my smoke detector didn't go off every time I turn on the stove.

**riverhawks32**

Granted, the one time a fire starts it doesn't go off and everything burns to the ground.

I wish I had artistic talent as well as the talents I already possess.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. However, your talent in art is simply too great to be recognized, so you end up wasting tone of money on art school.

I wish that I could think of funnier corruptions.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. The corruptions are funnier, but very political. You spark international outrage when you post an offensive video of the Muslim prophet Muhammad corrupting someone's wish and live the rest of your life in hiding.

I wish my boss would give me a raise.

**Tadashi**

Granted - he raises his voice when he rants about your progress.

I wish for gold.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, all your teeth are punched out and replaced with old style false gold teeth

I wish for more Warmachine models.

**Tadashi**

Granted - they are defective.

I wish for gold bullion.

**CuddlySquig**

Granted. But you have to pay a 100% withholding tax on it. And a 34% customs tax. And a 2001% gold tax. And an additional 25% on your income tax. In fact, just give the government all the money you have and every will have, and the gold too.

I wish things turned out best for me more often.

**snurl**

Granted. But it only pops on a six in the first turn, or a five or six in the second an subsequent turns.

I wish everyone came to see us tomorrow at Jasonswoods.com

**Malcador**

Granted! But it´s too crowded so noone can see anything.

I wish RÚV (Tv station in my homeland) was any good.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. It's any good, but so little good that the change between it then and in its current state is pretty much unnoticeable.

I wish threads wouldn't keep dying immediately after my first post on them... Having the name DOOMBREAD is starting to have more meaning than I'd intended.

**Far Seer**

Granted. This thread is evidence of this.

I wish I could stop playing video games and instead concentrate on 40K hobby.

**riverhawks32**

Granted but then you get so addicted to 40k that you forget about doing anything else in your life. You slowly lose all of your money and eventually sleep on the streets and play 40k in your FLGS.

I wish for the comical talent of Brian Regan

**DOOMBREAD**

Yeah, actually that doomed threads effect is starting to lessen now.
Anyways... Granted. You have the comical talent of Brian Regan, but only in the field of political humor, and you are attacked by an angry mob of political zealots.

I wish I hadn't just ripped off one of CuddlySquig's corruptions.

**snurl**

Granted. You ripped off Tadashi instead and are thrown into the burning windmill.

I wish people could put their mobile electronics away long enough to enjoy what they came to do.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Mobile phones, laptops etc. No longer exist. Welcome to a new, tech-free age.
I wish I didn't have so much homework.

**riverhawks32**

Granted you are instead sucked into a job in which you must put in 50 hours a week and work from home.

I wish I understood why I bizarrely really am into Lil Wayne.

**snurl**

Granted. You discover he is your twin, and you were separated at birth.

I wish for more DAKKA.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, now you can have twice the Dakka http://www.dakkadakka.com/

I wish I had a million dollars after taxes

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted. You are flooded with hundreds of scammers, nosy neighbors, and thieves who regularly attempt breaking and entering. You lock up and become a paranoid individual, cutting yourself off from all human contact.
I wish for a German 88mm Flak gun in my backyard. Licensed, of course.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, you have a 1:100 scale Flakgun. its perfectly legal.

I wish for video games to be cheaper

**CthuluIsSpy**

Grey Templar wrote:
Granted, you have a 1:100 scale Flakgun. its perfectly legal.

I wish for video games to be cheaper

Granted, by the quality drops as well.
All games are now 3 hour long clones of Call of Duty.

I wish Blood 2 was a good game.

**Far Seer**

Granted but on the 40K side of things... GW releases new codexes for Necrons and Orks...written by a new guy who is even worse than Matt Ward.

I wish the cover art on the Blood Angels codex looked a lot better.

**riverhawks32**

Granted, now the codex is the worst rule set in 40k.

I wish that someone would reglue and paint my Empire.

**DOOMBREAD**

Granted. They do a such a horrible job that your army is deemed no longer usable in your FLGS for not being WYSIWYG.

I wish I had more space in my signature.

**Far Seer**

Granted. The mods ban your account forever since you are not complying with the maximum signature dimensions.

I wish I could have a whole company of Blood Angels

**Tadashi**

Granted - they go into blood rage and kill you.

I wish I could be a vampire - the Warhammer Fantasy ones, not those sparkling maggots from Twilight.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. But moments after your ascension, a vampire hunter comes in and puts a stake through your heart.

I wish I had the climbing skills of Nathan Drake.

**Tadashi**

Granted - you get buried by an avalanche when you try to put your skills to use.

I wish my countess killed the vampire hunter before he could kill me.

**Coolyo294**

Granted. Another Vampire hunter comes along and avenges his fellow hunter's death by killing you and your countess in a fit of holy rage.

I wish I had steak for dinner.