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**PredaKhaine**

Granted - Jimmy Johnson changes his name to Dale Jr.

I wish it was a week on saturday.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Saturday is now a normal weekday.

I wish I had a nice figure case from KR

**snurl**

Granted. But you have no figures that fit inside it.

I wish for more Mordheim figures.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. However, I steal them from you.

I wish... that figures would come decently pre-painted for the same cost as they do now, and unpainted ones were cheaper.

**matapata98**

wish granted... but they are all painted in colours you hate

I wish that I could fly

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. For a few minutes.

I wish you could purchase them in the colours you wanted.

**matapata98**

Granted, but it chips off immediately

I wish I could think of something to wish for

**Breotan**

Granted. But your wish is for Echidna™ brand gummy bears.

I wish to be a big rock star.

**Decio**

Granted. You are transmuted into a rock and are displayed at a Smithsonian museum in Washington DC.

I wish for more friends with Minecraft on their xbox

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - more of your friends have minecraft. They don't like to play it though.

I wish for a cornish pasty.

**snurl**

Granted. It slaps you offside the head at 90 miles per hour.

I wish to be more productive.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you start producing enormous amounts of gunk from the back of your head.

I wish for cornish throwing pasties to be an international sport.

**Mynameisalie**

Granted. Unfortunately, all these pasties have a nasty explosive surprise in them.

I wish I hadn't completely and irrevocably lost all my faith in humanity.

**liquidjoshi**

OK. Your faith in humanity leads to humanity dumping you in a deep-fat fryer.

I wish I always rolled 6s, except on morale checks.

**Breotan**

Granted. Unfortunately, Las Vegas takes a dim view of your "luck" and you are sent to prison for cheating.

I wish someone would "re-envision" Star Wars like they did for Galactica.

**snurl**

Granted. Starring Mickey Mouse as......

I wish to visit Mordheim.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You die a horrible death at the hands of a maniacal ganger.

I wish for stuff.

**Paint_To_Redemption**

Granted. You get some navel lint.

I wish the new Elder Scrolls game was out.

**snurl**

Granted. But it's sold out everywhere before you get a copy.

BTW whats it called? I used to play Daggerfall too much.

I wish I had the time back that I wasted playing Daggerfall.

**Paint_To_Redemption**

snurl wrote:

I wish I had the time back that I wasted playing Daggerfall.

No idea, don't think they've named it yet.

Granted, but you spent all the time wasted on playing Daggerfall playing Shaq-Fu on SNES instead.

I wish monopoly money were real.

**liquidjoshi**

Real useless.

I wish I was more irritating.

**Far Seer**

Granted. Everyone hates you, except for that GUO who loves you for your disgusting personality and loves to rub your face all against its body.

I wish the stuff I wished for was good.

**PredaKhaine**

No wish.

You are taken by the same guo and kept in his armpit.

I wish I was a ninja.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You ninjaed my post 2 seconds after my edit, nice!

I wish I had anti-ninja powers.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted you post faster than anyone - however you end up spamming the internet so much it closes down.

I wish I was faster.

**snurl**

Granted. You are much faster, too fast. But your girlfriend doesn't like it a bit.

I wish for more useful bitz.

**Far Seer**

Granted. You have some useful bitz that are particularly useful at getting lost.

I wish I had a gigantic bitz box that would ensure my bits never got lost.

**PredaKhaine**

Granted, you have a masive bits box and nothing ever gets lost. But there is that much stuff in the box, you can never find what you want, when you want.

I wish it wasn't quite so foggy, cold and horrible outside.

**black templar**

Granted. It is 5 times worse.

I wish for a horrible pizza.

**snurl**

Granted. You get a horrible pizza that stalks you day and night. You never know just when it will jump out and drip hot grease and cheese all over you, then slither back into its den under the stove.

I wish for spring.