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**wolfmerc**

granted you are not so hungry right now. in fact you are starving. you starve to death

i wish i could get an actual wish so i can stop wishing about getting wishes on dakka, but because i have a wish, of which i would wish that wishes never exist except when wished for.

**snurl**

Granted. You are squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, never to be heard from again.

I wish for faster proofs.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. They are so fast the force of their passage shatters your frail mortal body.

I wish that i had my Catapult K2 in real life

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.

I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.

**Alfndrate**

jaggedjaw wrote:
Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.

I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.

Granted, but he died in 1519 due to an in ring incident.

I wish I was happy about Malifaux 2nd ed.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted, but only for a while. Now you're back to being sad.

I wish I had a decent gaming laptop.

**master of ordinance**

jaggedjaw wrote:
Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.

I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.

Its an inner sphere heavy mech

Granted, But it bankrupts you and you are forced to live on the street. And every time it is turned on it plays justin beiber music

I wish my Catapult K2 wasnt made of badgers

**Alfndrate**

master of ordinance wrote:
jaggedjaw wrote:
Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.

I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.
Its an inner sphere heavy mech

Granted, But it bankrupts you and you are forced to live on the street. And every time it is turned on it plays justin beiber music

I wish my Catapult K2 wasnt made of badgers

Granted, it's now made of skunks.

I wish I hadn't fethed up at work...

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but since this is only a theoretical game, you still fethed up.

I wish that one guys catapult would remain non what he want's (without killing/injuring me) forever.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. It doesn't injure or kill you. In fact, nothing ever will, forever, 'cause now you're trapped in stasis.

I wish I could support myself.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted, you have a new pair of crutches!

I wish I was impervious to pain.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted! You're dead.

I wish people could figure out how to make immortality work for everyone.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you die in the process.

I wish I wasn't in stasis.

**hotsauceman1**

Granted, But you realize that in your time in stasis, ponies have taken over the internet.
I wish i wasnt so lonely.

**master of ordinance**

Granted your surrounded by rabid ponie haters

I wish that my Catapult K2 was made out of Endo steel

**PredaKhaine**

Granted - I legally re-name skunks as 'Endo steel'

I wish I was perfect

**master of ordinance**

Granted. Perfectly placed on the front row of a beiber concert. To bad your tied up and unarmed with hearing aids jammed in your ears and turned up to max.

I wish for cheese chess

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Rats eat it all up before you could use it

I wish I hadn't screwed up my sleep cycle.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you miss getting $1.3 billion because of that.

I wish I was Doctor Chaos.

**master of ordinance**

Granted. You are a doctor lost in the warp.

I wish that my Catapult K2 was a real one made out of Endo Steel and not animals or plants or earth.

**PredaKhaine**

master of ordinance wrote:
Granted. You are a doctor lost in the warp.

I wish that my Catapult K2 was a real one made out of Endo Steel and not animals or plants or earth.

Granted, I now re name waffles as 'endo steel' as they aren't animals, plants or earth. You now have a wafflepult.

I wish it was next month.

**black templar**

Granted. But it hits the 1st and the world ends in a meteor storm.

i wish for a good movie.

**TheDiscoSpider**

black templar wrote:
Granted. But it hits the 1st and the world ends in a meteor storm.

i wish for a good movie.

Granted, but it's in gibberish.

I wish we all lived in a universe where the greek pantheon existed.

**jaggedjaw**

Granted, but you missed it by several thousand years.

I wish for that one guys wafflepult to be made of skunks again.

**snurl**

Granted. It is made of skunks. But the PETA finds out and you are buried alive in protestors and lawsuits and internet smear campaigns.
I wish I had a wafflepult.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. Yours is also made of skunks, thus PETA finds out as well and the protestors too.

I wish I had a pancake-cannon.

**Grey Templar**

Granted, but you suddenly develop a gluten allergy.

I wish I had $50.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. It's stolen money, so you get arrested.

I wish I was impervious to emotions.

**Sinful Hero**

Granted. You are a rock.
I wish I had a dinosaur park.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Granted. You had one, but animal control had to come in to shut it down since the velociraptors ate you alive.

I wish I had a six-pack.