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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 02:19:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Possessed Khorne Marine Covered in Spikes
Ohio
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granted you are not so hungry right now. in fact you are starving. you starve to death
i wish i could get an actual wish so i can stop wishing about getting wishes on dakka, but because i have a wish, of which i would wish that wishes never exist except when wished for.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 08:38:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are squirted out of the universe like a watermelon seed, never to be heard from again.
I wish for faster proofs.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 08:48:28
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. They are so fast the force of their passage shatters your frail mortal body.
I wish that i had my Catapult K2 in real life
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 11:16:27
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.
I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 14:21:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Old Sourpuss
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jaggedjaw wrote:Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.
I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.
Granted, but he died in 1519 due to an in ring incident.
I wish I was happy about Malifaux 2nd ed.
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+

Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 14:25:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted, but only for a while. Now you're back to being sad.
I wish I had a decent gaming laptop.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 16:49:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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jaggedjaw wrote:Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.
I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.
Its an inner sphere heavy mech
Granted, But it bankrupts you and you are forced to live on the street. And every time it is turned on it plays justin beiber music
I wish my Catapult K2 wasnt made of badgers
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 19:10:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Old Sourpuss
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master of ordinance wrote: jaggedjaw wrote:Granted, but since I have no idea what that is, it's now made of badgers.
I wish Leonardo DaVinci was a world class wrestler.
Its an inner sphere heavy mech
Granted, But it bankrupts you and you are forced to live on the street. And every time it is turned on it plays justin beiber music
I wish my Catapult K2 wasnt made of badgers
Granted, it's now made of skunks.
I wish I hadn't fethed up at work...
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DR:80+S++G+M+B+I+Pwmhd11#++D++A++++/sWD-R++++T(S)DM+

Ask me about Brushfire or Endless: Fantasy Tactics |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 20:50:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but since this is only a theoretical game, you still fethed up.
I wish that one guys catapult would remain non what he want's (without killing/injuring me) forever.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 21:14:08
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. It doesn't injure or kill you. In fact, nothing ever will, forever, 'cause now you're trapped in stasis.
I wish I could support myself.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 23:15:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted, you have a new pair of crutches!
I wish I was impervious to pain.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/02 23:22:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted! You're dead.
I wish people could figure out how to make immortality work for everyone.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 02:53:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you die in the process.
I wish I wasn't in stasis.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 05:03:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Member of the Ethereal Council
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Granted, But you realize that in your time in stasis, ponies have taken over the internet.
I wish i wasnt so lonely.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 08:20:12
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted your surrounded by rabid ponie haters
I wish that my Catapult K2 was made out of Endo steel
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 08:57:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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Granted - I legally re-name skunks as 'Endo steel'
I wish I was perfect
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 10:41:55
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. Perfectly placed on the front row of a beiber concert. To bad your tied up and unarmed with hearing aids jammed in your ears and turned up to max.
I wish for cheese chess
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 10:43:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Rats eat it all up before you could use it
I wish I hadn't screwed up my sleep cycle.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 11:25:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you miss getting $1.3 billion because of that.
I wish I was Doctor Chaos.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 13:08:18
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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Granted. You are a doctor lost in the warp.
I wish that my Catapult K2 was a real one made out of Endo Steel and not animals or plants or earth.
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 13:24:43
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Executing Exarch
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master of ordinance wrote:Granted. You are a doctor lost in the warp.
I wish that my Catapult K2 was a real one made out of Endo Steel and not animals or plants or earth.
Granted, I now re name waffles as 'endo steel' as they aren't animals, plants or earth. You now have a wafflepult.
I wish it was next month.
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Blacksails wrote:
Its because ordinance is still a word.
However, firing ordinance at someone isn't nearly as threatening as firing ordnance at someone.
Ordinance is a local law, or bill, or other form of legislation.
Ordnance is high caliber explosives.
No 'I' in ordnance.
Don't drown the enemy in legislation, drown them in explosives. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 13:59:57
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Slashing Veteran Sword Bretheren
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Granted. But it hits the 1st and the world ends in a meteor storm.
i wish for a good movie.
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Tali'Zorah: I appreciate what you're doing here, Shepard.
Commander Shepard: Well, I care deeply about the quarian people.
Tali'Zorah: It's good to be back on the Normandy.
Commander Shepard: Let me know if it's too quiet for you to sleep, and I'll find you someplace louder.
Tali'Zorah: Hmm.
Garrus Vakarian: Uh, I was there when you two had your thing, remember? Just get a room and work it out. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/03 15:16:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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black templar wrote:Granted. But it hits the 1st and the world ends in a meteor storm.
i wish for a good movie.
Granted, but it's in gibberish.
I wish we all lived in a universe where the greek pantheon existed.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 11:38:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dakka Veteran
somewhere over the atlantic
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Granted, but you missed it by several thousand years.
I wish for that one guys wafflepult to be made of skunks again.
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Fields of War is a fantasy turn based strategy game that uses the innovative command system in place of more traditional turn structures.
http://fieldsofwar.blogspot.com/ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 13:54:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It is made of skunks. But the PETA finds out and you are buried alive in protestors and lawsuits and internet smear campaigns.
I wish I had a wafflepult.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 13:59:52
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. Yours is also made of skunks, thus PETA finds out as well and the protestors too.
I wish I had a pancake-cannon.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 14:18:36
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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The Conquerer
Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios
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Granted, but you suddenly develop a gluten allergy.
I wish I had $50.
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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 14:21:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. It's stolen money, so you get arrested.
I wish I was impervious to emotions.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 15:24:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Fixture of Dakka
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Granted. You are a rock.
I wish I had a dinosaur park.
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Black Bases and Grey Plastic Forever:My quaint little hobby blog.
40k- The Kumunga Swarm (more)
Count Mortimer’s Private Security Force/Excavation Team  (building)
Kabal of the Grieving Widow (less)
Plus other games- miniature and cardboard both. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2013/05/04 17:11:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
Isstvan III
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Granted. You had one, but animal control had to come in to shut it down since the velociraptors ate you alive.
I wish I had a six-pack.
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13th Black Crusade Force 5,000+ pts Horus Heresy 1,500 pts WIP
DA:90-SGM+B+I+Pw40k09/re#--D+++++A++/wWD356R--T(S)DM+
"When the traitor's hand strikes, it strikes with the strength of a Legion."
"It is human nature to seek culpability in a time of tragedy. It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb." |
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