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**TheCloverLord**

Granted. You earn minimum wage.

I wish my wargaming club would play something other than Corvus Infinity or AoS.

**Paint_To_Redemption**

TheCloverLord wrote:
Granted. You earn minimum wage.

I wish my wargaming club would play something other than Corvus Infinity or AoS.

Granted, they now exclusively play the My Little Pony CCG.

I wish I had a better wish.

**snurl**

Granted. You have the bestest grandest wish ever thought of. But, by posting your wish here, it is corrupted beyond belief. You end up with a bucket of Owl Dung and a Fish-slap.

I wish Ice mountains were easier to paint.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You make an OK living.

I wish I didn't need my blood to be taken

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone else wants your blood to be taken, every last drop, to quell their eternal thirst.

I wish the cat had enough sense to come inside when its raining.

**korbenn**

Granted. But it brings one of those "friends" that starts wearing your clothes, eats all your food and refuses to leave.

I wish the greedy corporates would die already.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They die of greediness.

I wish for my game of orks vs tyranids to go well.

**snurl**

Granted. It goes so well that both armies put aside their differences and decide to attack you. What's your toughness again?

I wish for some lunch soon.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Lunch is good.

I wish I could make a sub-gallery.

**snurl**

Granted. You make a sub-gallery. But being underwater makes it very difficult to view, so few ever see it.

I wish for some Icy-Blue paint.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. Its made from real ice.

I wish for my cat to meow so loudly.

**korbenn**

Granted but its silence is louder. So loud it creates an absense of sound in a 3 mile radious.

I wish the shops would accept my gift card.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. They accept it, but they discover it has no money on it.

I wish for one more day.

**1hadhq**

Granted.
Your August has 32 Days.
Soon you will realize you are going to be left behind 1 Day when september comes....

I wish I had the time and will to vote for each pic in the Dakka Gallery.

**jmurph**

Granted. Unfortunately, you are banned from Dakka.

I wish for a horrible and painful injury with additional tragic consequences.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. You die.

I wish for more coffee

**ZergSmasher**

Granted. It tastes terrible.

I wish for an infinite supply of Coca-Cola.

**snurl**

Granted. But you are at the bottom of it, and drown before you can reach the fizzy surface.

I wish to be the first one into Neferiti's newly discovered tomb.

**korbenn**

Granted. You are the first ever recorded case of a person actualy cursed by a real mummie's curse.

I wish the old days where back again.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are now a caveman. Watch out that you don't burn yourself on this newfangled "fire" thingy.

I wish the whole of Iceland would sink into the sea.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It sinks into the sea of blood.

I wish I knew whether or not I corrupted the last wish.

**korbenn**

Granted. The awnser is still a mystery to you for some reason. In fact it will keep you up at night for the rest of your life.

I wish my plastic card on my C&C Red Alert 2 Prism tank conversion would stay glued in place.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. It stays in place with SUPERglue.

I wish I could get my mobile torrent downloader to work right.

**sing your life**

Granted, but you having nothing to torrent, rendering it worthless.

I wish fibres from my boxers wouldn't get stuck to my balls.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. they get stuck to your penis.

I wish I was immortal.

**sing your life**

Granted, you are a brain in a jar in an abandoned bunker at the bottom of the marianias trench.

I wish to see David Bowie in concert.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Granted. but he doesn't see you.

No wish-let's see what happens to me.

**sing your life**

Granted. I can't say what happens to you on this family-friendly forum.

I wish I was Bobby Womack.

**jmurph**

Granted. Unfortunately for you, Womack died last year.

I wish everyone was nicer to one another.

**sing your life**

Granted, they are nicer for 5 minutes and then go back to hating each other.

I wish everyone would follow the rules to these games.