Signs that you play too much Warhammer

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**Weeheee**

When ever I watch any war movie and I see someone get shot I immediately think: "Damn, he failed that armor save!"

**edbradders**

I carry 2D6 in my jeans pocket just in case.

**TechMarine1**

When you see stuff for other games and think of one or more 40k units you could use it as.

**Seb**

I finished an executive meeting saying "For the black Gods". Then I proceed to explain very laboriously that it's how I call the shareholders of the company.

I also use a lot the saying "a moment of losing yourself leads to a life of heresy" (well, the french version of it) IRL.

**Makarov**

Inquisitor Ehrenstein wrote:
bibblles wrote:
So I went to a catholic Christmas eve service last year. As they began the communion part of the service the minster said "To Peace" and I caught myself thinking of the game space marine where Titus can say "TO WAR!" when activating fury mode...

I constantly want to insert 40k into real life religions. Mostly because it's blatantly stolen from Christianity. The Emperor basically being Jesus in Terminator armor. Then he dies on the toilet and becomes God. Every time I see a Church I wish Jesus was more like the Emperor.

The other reason I'm too into 40k is because whenever I hear about the pseudoscience of thoughts manipulating the world, I think about how awesome it would be to get everyone in the world to think about Khorne.

Pretty much every Sunday I go to Catholic Church, all the terms used (catechism, saint, Eucharistic, etc.) remind me of 40k constantly.

**psychadelicmime**

When you start hip firing an m60 in bf3 while screaming into your headset, "DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA!"

**Inquisitor Ehrenstein**

Makarov wrote:
Inquisitor Ehrenstein wrote:
bibblles wrote:
So I went to a catholic Christmas eve service last year. As they began the communion part of the service the minster said "To Peace" and I caught myself thinking of the game space marine where Titus can say "TO WAR!" when activating fury mode...

I constantly want to insert 40k into real life religions. Mostly because it's blatantly stolen from Christianity. The Emperor basically being Jesus in Terminator armor. Then he dies on the toilet and becomes God. Every time I see a Church I wish Jesus was more like the Emperor.

The other reason I'm too into 40k is because whenever I hear about the pseudoscience of thoughts manipulating the world, I think about how awesome it would be to get everyone in the world to think about Khorne.

Pretty much every Sunday I go to Catholic Church, all the terms used (catechism, saint, Eucharistic, etc.) remind me of 40k constantly.

Yes, I know that very well. It's one of the things that got me out of religion actually. As cool as it would be to worship the Emperor IRL, but to do it for real...

**King Pariah**

When you're looking for a toy for your brother's b-day and you see titan conversions everywhere.

**kwah**

on talk like a pirate day you sound more orky them pirate

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King Pariah wrote:
When you're looking for a toy for your brother's b-day and you see titan conversions everywhere.

my brother did that too me. now i look for toys for my nephews birthdays / holidays and i see ork conversions every where and my inner mek boy starts scratching at the bars. don't usually see any thing that speaks to my inner earth cast he may or may not have been eaten by the mek.

**TheLionOfTheForest**

I always role played 40K when playing the original Xcom. When a soldier panicked or is mind controlled by xenos filth and shoots up a buddy there was always a "commissar" behind him with a plasma pistol to give him the Emperor's mercy.

MrMoufassa, I can't stand the new one either. I spent the first 2 hours of the game screaming at my screen "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH 4 SOLDIERS?!" 4 is the minimum requirement for "on point" scrubs!

**alanmckenzie**

Dreamt I was a Space Marine last night. An apothecary. Was disappointed to wake up.

**Rysgame**

Me and a friend of mine are hardcore 40k fluff enthusiasts. Anyway we were on a assualt range (We are marine grunts) anyway they sounded the forward advance and we both got up yelling FOR THE EMPORER!! Needless to say niether of us realized it and everyone just stared....

**TheLionOfTheForest**

Just thought of something even funnier. Before I lay my 22month old down for a diaper change I hold her like a cradled bolt gun and make shooting sounds and she just thinks its hilarious. Blotgun Baby! My wife thinks me and the kid are crazy!

**Blaggard**

TheLionOfTheForest wrote:
Just thought of something even funnier. Before I lay my 22month old down for a diaper change I hold her like a cradled bolt gun and make shooting sounds and she just thinks its hilarious. Blotgun Baby! My wife thinks me and the kid are crazy!

RELOAD "burp!"

**TheLionOfTheForest**

She must be ap3. Rolled 1 for gets hot! And have a diaper venting toxic fumes!

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Justifying that the world might end any time now by saying that Tyranids could be on their way to devour us all. The guy I was talking to thought I was spewing random crap (which, to be fair, I was).

**Chaoticredneck**

Engine of War wrote:
Playing Planetside 2 beta as NC (which seem to have the closest looks to the IG in my opinion). Shooting Terran Republic "KILL THESE HERETICS!! STRIKE THEM DOWN!! PRESS THE ATTACK YOU DOGS!!", and whats funny is the pubbies (people not in a clan, or squad or other organized group) and some squad member or clan people listen to me and charge headlong against a battle tank or entrenched enemy position and take it.

agianst the Vanu, who are more alien looking. most recent IG inspired "speech" "BURN THESE XENO SCUM!! KILL THEM WHERE THEY STAND!!", all the while standing on top of my Vanguard Battle tank. only after I get in my tank to drive it forwards do i realize what i said.

Playing World of Tanks. Driving a british tank and for a split second I imagined the top tier tank was a Baneblade. until I remembered its a FV215b.
Same game. just watched a joke on the space marine guy (Diomedes, lol) who yells "BAAAAAAAAAAAAANEBLAAAAAAAAAADE" or something at some point when one of them appears, I was fighting in a city map and a Maus (gigantic 188 ton German Super Heavy Tank) comes around the corner and I hear in my sub consious "BAAAANEBLADE!!" as i retreat away from the rampaging grey war machine.

I yell FOR THE EMPEROR as i charge with my tanks in game. I actually get either Imperial, Xeno, or Heretical responses from my own team or the opposite team. Alot of "Blood for the Blood god" mostly so im not alone.

thats awesome
started yelling "WAAAAAAAAGH!" before the game starts lol

as for me it was when my wife looked at me when i was getting my stuff ready the night before and said " Dear god not again" ....i looked and her blankly and said "no dear its the emperor protects"

**TheLostDutchman**

We recently got a few lectures about animal sacrifice in ancient Graeco-Roman religion. Since the first lecture, every time this topic comes up I have the sudden urge to scream "Blood for the Blood God!" ...and I haven`t even been into it that long...

**Makarov**

Rysgame wrote:
Me and a friend of mine are hardcore 40k fluff enthusiasts. Anyway we were on a assualt range (We are marine grunts) anyway they sounded the forward advance and we both got up yelling FOR THE EMPORER!! Needless to say niether of us realized it and everyone just stared....

fething awesome. Also thanks for serving and Happy Birthday to the Corps.

**kwah**

o i should have mentions you play to much when the voices in your head sound like 40k characters.

**bibblles**

Maybe a good sign that I do too much warhammer is that I spent about 300$ building a custom Warlord Titan.

**Brother maximus**

When on hollowween I found my self thinking when some kids came to the door "what Hersey is this"

**Painbiro**

When yo plan a trip to GW while on a work holiday in Germany. Three moths in advance.

**DiRTWaL**

Shouting Blood for the Blood God! in a crowded room

**Deathshead420**

You know you have doing to much 40k when you constantly think of what else you can magnetize in your life.

**TheCaptain**

Talking to a girl; she proposes "funny business"

I say, out loud unbeknownst to myself, "Deny the witch"

She was not happy.

**hotsauceman1**

When you play 40k to the point of physical pain and exhaustion.

**cox.dan2**

You know you play too much warhammer When...

A friend talks about life being like a box of grenades, and you ask if they are frag grenades or krak grenades