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I read an article on this petition today at work, iirc on Fox's website. And according to the article, it takes over 1,000 "signatures" on a petition to make it searchable on the site, and then whatever number to get the "actual" government to look at it.

I'm not sure which is more sad, the fact that they have this petition, or that it's one of the top signature petitions currently on the site.
   
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I find it more sad people still think petitions matter. Don't they know those things just go in the trash with the rest of the garbage?

Cynicism ahoy!

   
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Not the session ones, those go into a watch list.

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I'm all for the Rods from God, who needs actual nukes in orbit when you can get the same effect with minimal enviromental damage by dropping something very dense and heavy on target X from orbit?

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 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'm all for the Rods from God, who needs actual nukes in orbit when you can get the same effect with minimal enviromental damage by dropping something very dense and heavy on target X from orbit?


We're not cavemen, we don't need to throw things, we have technology, we need to throw things that go boom!

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 Squidmanlolz wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'm all for the Rods from God, who needs actual nukes in orbit when you can get the same effect with minimal enviromental damage by dropping something very dense and heavy on target X from orbit?


We're not cavemen, we don't need to throw things, we have technology, we need to throw things that go boom!
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Dude, apparently those rods of god things, in theory (or maybe in practice, dunno if theyve ever actually used one in testing) when they drop out of orbit onto their target, they'll explode with the same force as a 15 KT nuclear bomb.... only without, ya know... all that radiation and fallout.
   
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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Squidmanlolz wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'm all for the Rods from God, who needs actual nukes in orbit when you can get the same effect with minimal enviromental damage by dropping something very dense and heavy on target X from orbit?


We're not cavemen, we don't need to throw things, we have technology, we need to throw things that go boom!
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Dude, apparently those rods of god things, in theory (or maybe in practice, dunno if theyve ever actually used one in testing) when they drop out of orbit onto their target, they'll explode with the same force as a 15 KT nuclear bomb.... only without, ya know... all that radiation and fallout.


Yup approximately. Kinda makes the Ion Cannon from C&C look like a little

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And for those of you who don't like movies.

But seriously though, when I found out about this it made me really incredibly sad that they didn't go through with it. I mean, we'ld have already started colonising mars/the moon by now with these things....

Gah I hate Kennedy for killing it.

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AegisFate wrote:And on the note that its illegal to have weapons in space, I believe its just Nuclear Weapons, not conventional weapons, so we can have a Death Star without a giant doom beam and still be legal


AFAIK the giant doom beam is not a nuclear weapon (it's a directed energy weapon) so we can still have our giant doom beam and still be legal

To be fair, rather than a petition they need to get a Kickstarter going, there are enough of us nerd-folk out there to successfully fund it, especially if they made a funding goal like this:
Funding Level - MY HOUSE!!!!!
Sell your house and pledge it's entire value to us, and you get to live on the death star when it's built!

Lets face it, there's enough SW geeks out there that would be willing to do that...

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As an (unurprising) followup to this story, the White House has responded, and they will not be building a Death Star.



OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE RESPONSE TO
Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.
This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For
By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?
However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget.

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That was a pretty cool response.
   
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That was an excellent response.

Well done to Mr. Shawcross.

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That response was as awesome as it was hilarious!

(I still think more money should be invested in space exploration.)

Also, I didn't know Obama hosted space-related thingamabobs in the White House. That's pretty cool of him. Assuming it was his initiative.
   
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One of the better responses to a WH petition. You can almost see him giggling in nerdvana.

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I'm not sure which is more entertaining/scary: the fact that they responded with the inherent weakness in the death star (who's to say we wouldn't have learned from the first and second ones and made improvements to both??) or the fact that they put a legitimate dollar amount as to it's costs...

I mean, did someone in the WH budget department seriously sit down and think out how much it would cost to build a death star?
   
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It wouldn't be that hard to figure out...
Well it would but it'd be possible...

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Hah, its good to be a nerd. I like how he turns it back on the community to help with the advancement of exploration technology.
   
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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
I mean, did someone in the WH budget department seriously sit down and think out how much it would cost to build a death star?


There is an established launch cost per tonne (and a SW reference guide for the mass of the Death Star), plus a reasonable fudge factor for construction, and it would not be that hard to determine how much it would cost to assemble

   
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LOL.... that's epic.

It's great the government officials can have a sense of humour.

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 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
I'm not sure which is more entertaining/scary: the fact that they responded with the inherent weakness in the death star (who's to say we wouldn't have learned from the first and second ones and made improvements to both??) or the fact that they put a legitimate dollar amount as to it's costs...

I mean, did someone in the WH budget department seriously sit down and think out how much it would cost to build a death star?

Nah, the response linked to it's source for the number, which is a university group which answers odd questions (How many zombies would it take to defeat the nazis? Does the game theory in the Hunger Games work?) which had previously worked out the cost for a death star.

   
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That response is absolutely epic.

Completely what I would hope for from this White House.

 Ensis Ferrae wrote:
 Squidmanlolz wrote:
 KalashnikovMarine wrote:
I'm all for the Rods from God, who needs actual nukes in orbit when you can get the same effect with minimal enviromental damage by dropping something very dense and heavy on target X from orbit?


We're not cavemen, we don't need to throw things, we have technology, we need to throw things that go boom!
Dude, apparently those rods of god things, in theory (or maybe in practice, dunno if theyve ever actually used one in testing) when they drop out of orbit onto their target, they'll explode with the same force as a 15 KT nuclear bomb.... only without, ya know... all that radiation and fallout.


Ever read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress? The lunar (penal) colony revolts, and their weapon is "dropping rocks". Great, great book.

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A Mobile Suit would be a much better investment.


I think the Eva series would be a better investment.
   
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I'm still waiting for the response, maybe from McConnell or someone like that, about how this answer to the petition shows that not only is Taxbama weak on defense, but that he also killed all the manufacturing and stormtrooper jobs this project would have created.

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Bran Dawri wrote:
I still think more money should be invested in space exploration.


That would only serve to aid the homosexual agenda.

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