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One of my cheezburger macros just found its way back to me.

How splendid for beetus and I.

I built this, can I come and play in the Manliest Tank playground? Oh, wait. I CAN JUST OBLITERATE THEM ALL FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT.



Thanks for the thread, everyone, I died laughing and had to be rebuilt as a servitor.

--B.

Barrywise wrote:
OMG my dream come true, other people read things that I do. Berserk is by far my most favorite manga and the fact that someone would actually post a picture from it makes me feel all CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT inside. I wish i had something to add to this conversation other than my approval but oh well

Should see the movies, they are really good and the 3rd one it comming out soon!.

and no we do not need to photoshop mozgus, he is swinging his ARMORED ASSAULT BOOK OF CRASSUS just fine

 Briancj wrote:
I built this, can I come and play in the Manliest Tank playground? Oh, wait. I CAN JUST OBLITERATE THEM ALL FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT.



Thanks for the thread, everyone, I died laughing and had to be rebuilt as a servitor.

--B.

Eh, it loses man points for not being in the middle of the fighting while it obliterates entire armies.

TheCustomLime wrote:

Eh, it loses man points for not being in the middle of the fighting while it obliterates entire armies.

If there are no competitors left, I win by default.

 Briancj wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

Eh, it loses man points for not being in the middle of the fighting while it obliterates entire armies.

If there are no competitors left, I win by default.

That is indeed epic. But not as manly as the other things in the thread. Would you consider the Tau to be manly?

 WAAAGH_Jobo wrote:
This is the biggest Ork kannon:

I gotta say, this has my vote.

I wish they ran an article on how they built it.

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 Elector wrote:
Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over my CASTLE-TANK

Uses Lego wheels, and the two exhaust vents turned sideways kills it. It's also not a good translation of the Adeptus Ordinatus.

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 Briancj wrote:
I built this, can I come and play in the Manliest Tank playground? Oh, wait. I CAN JUST OBLITERATE THEM ALL FROM ANOTHER CONTINENT.



Thanks for the thread, everyone, I died laughing and had to be rebuilt as a servitor.

--B.

This is amazing, is more accurate to the original figure, and also has my vote.

--Chris
www.chrisvalera.com

 chris_valera wrote:


Uses Lego wheels, and the two exhaust vents turned sideways kills it. It's also not a good translation of the Adeptus Ordinatus.

This better then?

Ordinatus Armageddon

The ork Gun and the Ordinatus are very impressive.

I love this thread...

 Elector wrote:




This better then?

Ordinatus Armageddon

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I tried to add a success kid pic I found about that "artillery silencer" saying "Makes Huge Penis Gun, Everyone Calls It Awesome"

 BryllCream wrote:
Exalted. Then I remembered the Baneblade.

The baneblade is basically 4 Leman Russes strapped together, except it's even more badass than that.

The Baneblade is to the Leman Russ as the iPad is to the iPhone?

 reiner wrote:

 BryllCream wrote:
Exalted. Then I remembered the Baneblade.

The baneblade is basically 4 Leman Russes strapped together, except it's even more badass than that.

The Baneblade is to the Leman Russ as the iPad is to the iPhone?

But replace "iPone" with "Nokia" and you get the basic idea.

This is the manliest tank:



Only a real man would drive in to the heart of the battle in a flame-thrower tank with a giant exposed fuel tank on the top of it.

I'd have to say that the Crassus armored assault transport would be the manliest.

No, I'm not doing the meme.

The Russ obviously! Not for its rounds or usefulness but for the Primarch its named after of course!

 MetalOxide wrote:
This is the manliest tank:



Only a real man would drive in to the heart of the battle in a flame-thrower tank with a giant exposed fuel tank on the top of it.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS!!!!

Probably the first real challenger aside from the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

(Where the heck did the whole all caps meme come from anyways?)

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
(Where the heck did the whole all caps meme come from anyways?)

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/369671.page
also, I reckon the devil-dog's more manly than the hellhound. Same thing, but sprays acid.

My vote is for the Looted wagon
It's your coolest tank, that we blew up, recovered, strapped the biggest gun we could find to and then attacked you with before we even fully figured it out.
Only the manliest men are going to hop into something that will randomly lurch forward into whatevers in front of it with wet toilet paper armor and a really really big gun

 laginess wrote:
My vote is for the Looted wagon
It's your coolest tank, that we blew up, recovered, strapped the biggest gun we could find to and then attacked you with before we even fully figured it out.
Only the manliest men are going to hop into something that will randomly lurch forward into whatevers in front of it with wet toilet paper armor and a really really big gun

I could argue that because the orks don't know what they're riding in, they lose manliness points. I reckon a part of manliness is not just being a badass who couldn't give a crap how dangerous what he does is, but knowing just how dangerous that is- orks don't have that (even meks).

No, most smarter orks DO understand the danger, they just don't give a feth.

Remember, orks aren't afraid of death. So most dangers (like ramshackle vehicles) mean nothing to them.

Of course, the enemy can. Unless 10 of your mates are with you!

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
No, most smarter orks DO understand the danger, they just don't give a feth.

Remember, orks aren't afraid of death. So most dangers (like ramshackle vehicles) mean nothing to them.

Of course, the enemy can. Unless 10 of your mates are with you!

smarter orks understand the danger, sure, but there's a difference between riding in a dangerous vehicle and riding in a duct-taped death trap which is probably going to kill more friendlies than enemies- orks aren't manly, they're insane.

They're both

 Melissia wrote:
I'd have to say that the Crassus armored assault transport would be the manliest.

No, I'm not doing the meme.

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
They're both

Part of being manly is fearing that something will kill you but doing it anyway.

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Matt.Kingsley wrote:
They're both

Part of being manly is fearing that something will kill you but doing it anyway.

aye, it's the same concept of bravery- bravery isn't not fearing something, but overcoming that fear. (To me, manliness and bravery are similar, just manliness is more physical and requires proper beard hair).

XD To the boyz that danger you squishier races talk about is just fun!

 laginess wrote:
XD To the boyz that danger you squishier races talk about is just fun!

not having fear (or even enjoying it) isn't manly or brave, it's insane.

 shrike wrote:

 laginess wrote:
XD To the boyz that danger you squishier races talk about is just fun!

not having fear (or even enjoying it) isn't manly or brave, it's insanely awesome.

Fixed that for ya

 TheAngrySquig wrote:

 shrike wrote:

 laginess wrote:
XD To the boyz that danger you squishier races talk about is just fun!

not having fear (or even enjoying it) isn't manly or brave, it's insanely awesome.

Fixed that for ya

maybe, but not manly

anyway, an ork isn't a man, so it's physically impossible to be manly
to be manly is to be brave and badass.
to be orky is to be insane and badass.