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 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:
Hello.

Oh, hello there! You loik a lot nicer than these other people.

So do you. You have an appearance more pleasing to the eye than those others.

You are tiny too but at least not as tiny as they are.

 thenoobbomb wrote:


Hah! My armor is made of pure plot, as is my weapon!

First of all, dohohoho!

Second, same with our armor! Except for CT-43/002. He got sniped. However, the rest of us have IMPENETRABLE plot armor!

Hey Macho, I just got that bomb out! It took a lot of pain, agony and general discomfort but I got it out! *Passes out on the floor*

Ashiraya wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:
Hello.

Oh, hello there! You loik a lot nicer than these other people.

So do you. You have an appearance more pleasing to the eye than those others.

You are tiny too but at least not as tiny as they are.

Comes with the genes.

TheCustomLime wrote:Hey Macho, I just got that bomb out! It took a lot of pain, agony and general discomfort but I got it out! *Passes out on the floor*

I heard there wasn't a bomb.

*Mutters something about Fidel Castro and Stalin having a Tea Party*

 TheCustomLime wrote:
*Mutters something about Fidel Castro and Stalin having a Tea Party*

Soynds pretty nice and democratic compared to daddy's Empire.

Say, you don't happen to have seen any MUTOs around here?

 Ashiraya wrote:
Say, you don't happen to have seen any MUTOs around here?

MUTOs?

Wat.

 sing your life wrote:
Wat.

Oh, it's you.

I have literally no idea what you and Godzilla are even talking about.

 sing your life wrote:
I have literally no idea what you and Godzilla are even talking about.

You're not intellectual enough for that.

I'm an Eldar, and you will find we are far more intellectual and wise than you humans, and better in bed.

 sing your life wrote:
I'm an Eldar, and you will find we are far more intellectual and wise than you humans, and better in bed.

Were you wise in putting all those pretty stones on a planet, too? Ready for me and Fulgrim to smash into pieces?

It wasn't fair! you had Plot Armour!

 sing your life wrote:
It wasn't fair! you had Plot Armour!

We humans were smart enough to create that for ourselves, and to deny it from the Xenos.

It was totally fair and, in the words of the servants of some weakling god, just as planned.

*Gets up with jacket soaked in blood* Is... where is Bilbo Baggins? Did he shoot someone? Someone go stomp Barple Bapkins into the ground.... afore he covers you in his piss.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
*Gets up with jacket soaked in blood* Is... where is Bilbo Baggins? Did he shoot someone? Someone go stomp Barple Bapkins into the ground.... afore he covers you in his piss.

Blood? Blood!


DESTROY THIS PLACE

Huh? I don't.. where am I? Where's Nachos? Where's Portabego? Where's the T-rex?

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Huh? I don't.. where am I? Where's Nachos? Where's Portabego? Where's the T-rex?

Thunder hammer smash!

Oh, it's like that Portable? Well, I got the Equalizer. *Throws it at Pertuabo*

Like Macho said, I've got the finest plot armor made!

Oh. Well, I have a wizard as a room mate. I bet he has a spell that'll take your plot armor away.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Oh. Well, I have a wizard as a room mate. I bet he has a spell that'll take your plot armor away.

I recall tha we used quite a lot of artillery to bombard that.

Plot armor? I thought the only way you can get rid of it was by magic. Or by introducing a little girl for the main character to heroically sacrifice his or her life for.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Plot armor? I thought the only way you can get rid of it was by magic. Or by introducing a little girl for the main character to heroically sacrifice his or her life for.

This is Black Library Plot Armor. I can bring you back to life and all. Quite neat, I must say.

So we got to wait for the Space Marine main character to show up to beat your ass into the ground? Sounds long and boring.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
So we got to wait for the Space Marine main character to show up to beat your ass into the ground? Sounds long and boring.

Not really, since it's Primarch Plot Armor... which is even better!

Ohhh, so, you're the arch villain that's going to keep coming back to haunt the main good guys no matter how many times they beat you.

 TheCustomLime wrote:
Ohhh, so, you're the arch villain that's going to keep coming back to haunt the main good guys no matter how many times they beat you.

No, 'cause I don't get beaten.