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Phah! We'll wait until that necklace and collar of yours kick in, then we'll see if bombardments are still boring!

How do you think all the males wanting me is going to make me like bombardments?

Oh, erm.. Sething not to do with the Obliterator virus.

Your necklace sucks. I don't want it.

*throws necklace back to noobomb*

Ungrateful.

Forrix, get me Forgebreaker! Honsou, stop crying about that Ultramarine! War!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Warcraft? I love that! Blowing up massive fortresses, rebuilding them, blowing them up again... that's Warcraft, right?

No, no, WoW of Warcraft is a video game about wearing the best clothes. People will spend entire weeks of their lives trying to get a piece of a clothing. I really don't get why people don't just go outside into the real world, stab each other and take each other's clothing. That sounds much more exciting!

Can you destroy fortresses in that game? Because I already do that in real life!

No, but you can kill everyone inside and pretend you did! I mean, they'll just come back to life in a little bit but at least you killed them!

I tried the game once and I found it to be the most Unamerican thing ever created in America since sliced bread. All I did was run around in a giant tree protecting the forest like a damned hippie! I had to chop down at least a dozen trees with my rocket launcher before I felt like a good, air polluting, forest clearing, trash producing American again.

 Ashiraya wrote:
Ungrateful.

so why do think I should accept a necklace that contains the oblit virus?

'Obliterator Virus'?

Whatever it is, I doubt it could make your haircut worse.

Woof

 Ashiraya wrote:


Whatever it is, I doubt it could make your haircut worse.

My haircut is great. At least it doesn't have some random strand of hair hanging down the middle of my face.

Hair, pff.

 sing your life wrote:

 Ashiraya wrote:


Whatever it is, I doubt it could make your haircut worse.

My haircut is great. At least it doesn't have some random strand of hair hanging down the middle of my face.

That is because it has seen action.

I never had hair

You have a lot of hair. Only it's made of cables and wires.

That's not hair. Those are cables and wires!

In the place hair would be on a normal human.

..."normal" humans have hair coming out of their nose? Whoa!

I don't see any wires and gak in your nose

Yes there are! At least one is coming from my nose!

Well I don't see it!

Good. It's kinda awkward.

Oh dear, you look even worse than than Emperor Palpatine! You have my sincere compasion, and oh here is the number to a really, really good plastic surgeon I know of

I believe most Astartes look like that, lest they commit the appalling crime of hairesy.

 Trondheim wrote:
Oh dear, you look even worse than than Emperor Palpatine! You have my sincere compasion, and oh here is the number to a really, really good plastic surgeon I know of

.you! How dare you! What planet are you from? I'll burn it to the ground.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Oh dear, you look even worse than than Emperor Palpatine! You have my sincere compasion, and oh here is the number to a really, really good plastic surgeon I know of

What planet are you from?

I think it's called maladoiran or something.

 sing your life wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Trondheim wrote:
Oh dear, you look even worse than than Emperor Palpatine! You have my sincere compasion, and oh here is the number to a really, really good plastic surgeon I know of

What planet are you from?

I think it's called maladoiran or something.

We'll destroy every world with a name similar to that!

I thought that was what CSM already do.....