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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
What are the most creative ways to get banned from McDonalds that you can think of?
1.Pay with Monopoly money.
Can we get 101 unique ways to get banned from McDonalds?
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Post by: snurl
No shoes
No shirt
No service
Doesn't say anything about no pants.
What are we waiting for?
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Hehe
3. Take a shopping trolley through the drive-thru.
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Post by: Leigen_Zero
1. Find unoccupied corner
2. Drop trousers
3. Squat
Pretty much guaranteed to get you banned from anywhere really...
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Post by: Castiel
4) Order a Burger King.
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Post by: WarOne
5) Hold up a McDonalds at gunpoint, botch the robbery attempt, and in the ensuing stand off with cops demand they keep the McRib sandwich on the menu indefinitely as a condition for surrendering.
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Post by: 4oursword
6) Claim diplomatic immunity and refuse to get down from the counter.
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Post by: Doctadeth
Our youth group made cardboard box cars, and ended up severely annoying the manager at Mcdonalds that shift. Hehehe
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Post by: Trondheim
7. Storm in, slaugther the people in front of you and claim their skulls. Then proced to burn down the place
8. Walk in, and attemt to seduce the staff while singing sexual healing by Marvin gay. While dressed in a pink latex outfit
9. Order a healthy meal
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Post by: Beaviz81
10. Run into one holding up a rubber-hose shouting, this is rubbery.
11. Go nude, and claim everyone but you are nude.
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Post by: snurl
12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.
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Post by: Trondheim
snurl wrote:12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.
 Sheer win, here have a pie!
13. Walk, shedd your shoes and start dryhumping the legs of the other customers
14. Come storming in and scream that the hamburgers needs to be freed from the shackels of their evil enslavers.
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Post by: thenoobbomb
15. Walk in everyday, stay there for 4 hours a day, don't order anything and just use their internet. For porn. WIth max sound.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
16. Point out the fact that the food seems to have been infected by nurgle.
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Post by: snurl
Simply drive through the drive-thru window.
When the police ask what was going on insist that the sign SAYS Drive Through Window ...so you did.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
18. Have 5-10 friends inside order a bunch of Big Macs, you and 5-10 more friends come in with a bunch of Whoppers.
Burger Fight to determine which burger is better.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
19) 'Accidentally' spill acid and melt down not just the table you were using, but also the floor underneath.
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Post by: Snrub
20. Crash through the entrance in your car in an attempt to use the main counter as Drive-Thru.
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Post by: helgrenze
Order 100 $1 burgers.... pay with a single $1 bill.
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Post by: Cryonicleech
Slyly ask the female cashier if she'd like a taste of your McNuggets.
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Post by: SoloFalcon1138
ask for the burger without pink slime...
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Drop a Stink Bomb (Skunk version) in the premises.
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Post by: The Strange Dude
When asked by the lady behind the counter "can I make that large for 50p" reply "you already have, would you consider finishing me off for a quid?"
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Post by: snurl
Dress like the burger king and stand out front shooting the moon at the place.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Go there during your birthday...while wearing your birthday suit. After all, it is your birthday.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Put on a burger king 'King' mask and loudly scream whilst at the counter: "Buuuurger Kiiiiiiiing." Before sprinting away.
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Post by: rockerbikie
Ask for health warnings on their burgers.
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Post by: Trondheim
Come in dressed as Ronald MacDonald and begin to sing old MacDonald had a farm
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Pretend to be from greenpeace and bomb the McDonalds.
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Post by: Matt.Kingsley
Enter McDonalds and wait for someone to order a BigMac, then get your Large Friend Mac to walk in and say "do you want a Double Wopper, too?"
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Post by: snurl
Ride your horse into the store.
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Post by: Dr. Temujin
Pay for your food in pennies. ONLY pennies.
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Post by: snurl
Wear a Ronald McDonald suit and go running through the store at rush hour swinging a chainsaw.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Incredibly subtle.
Run in with an airsoft gun and hold up the McDonalds.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Get about 20 people in Burger King costumes, run in and (turning on a boombox) proceed to dance Gangnam style in sync whilst tossing whoppers to the costumers.
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Post by: snurl
Dump out a box of tarantulas on the counter.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Burn a Ronald McDonald effigy on the premises.
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Post by: snurl
Order a Happy Meal and try to return it because it didnt make you happy enough.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Burn the store down.
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Post by: snurl
Hide in the ball pit and make snarling noises when children approach.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Put smoke canisters in the ventilation shafts and flood the whole place with smoke.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Put tear gas in the ventilation shafts.
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Post by: p_gray99
Walk in carrying some 40k models, get them out and start shouting at them to attack everyone there, while throwing flyers at people while making "vrooom" noises. Expensive, but a sure-fire way of getting thrown out.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Release a pack of wild dogs on the premises.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Repeatedly ask for a Jimbo burger.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Smash the numerous condiment packets with a mallet on a glass topped table.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Run up to the counter in a false panic, before repeatedly screaming:
"HELP, HELP, MCDONALD THE CLOWN IS TRYING TO SELL ME HIS BURGER-SHAPED WASTE!"
And then begin sprinting in circles.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Take the term 'drive-thru' a tad too literally...
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Post by: snurl
Return a single french fry and complain that its cold.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Pour a large-sized cup of coke over the counter and complain its cold.
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Post by: helgrenze
Spill a large coke in your lap and claim "shrinkage" due to it being too cold.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Set fire to your food and complain it was burnt.
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Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r
Be this awesome
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Release a whole cage of poisonous scorpions under the table.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Take a dump in the french frier
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
That is absolutely disgusting.
Oh well, throw a Hornet's nest into the store through the drive-thru window.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.
Walk in wearing a PETA costume.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
ExNoctemNacimur wrote:The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.
True enough...apologies for any offense.
Anyway, moving on...chop down the McDonald's signboard and replace it with a big hand giving the finger.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Ask for a Vegan meal.
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Post by: Avatar 720
Steal an employee.
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Post by: Trondheim
Steal the whole place
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Post by: 4oursword
Run up to the counter and ask what year it is. When they answer: "IT WORKED!" Then dance around and throw small children into the McNugget Makers.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Jump over the counter a sparta kick an employee into a cardboard box screaming 'THIS IS BURGER KING!'
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Post by: snurl
Tell loud dirty jokes thru the drive thru intercom.
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Post by: Avatar 720
Tell everyone, in as much detail as possible, just how much Ronald McDonald turns you on, and about all the wild sex dreams you have about him.
Then give the nearest male employee a perverted look complete with manic grin, and compliment him on how much he looks like Ronald.
Never take your eyes off him.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Dig a small allotment by removing tiles from the floor.
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Post by: Trondheim
Bring BlapBlapBlap into the store and sacrifice him to the dark gods
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Spread the 'Word of Chaos' among the other customers and write worrisome runes on the walls.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Sacrifice a burger to Khorne.
'Fat for the fat God!'
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Post by: The Dark Apostle
Play a game of 40k on the tables, making sound affects as loud as possible. When people look at you state that mcdonalds "needs moar DAKKA".
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Walk into the store in a Santa costume and beard, stare around in surprise, and repeatedly scream;
"WHERE IS CHRISTMAS, WHERE HAS IT GONE."
With a look of pure horror on your face.
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Post by: Castiel
Conduct a drive by on the drive thru.
Come back and apologise for the drive by, stating that you "Misread the sign".
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Post by: Avatar 720
Writer a letter to McDonalds HQ requesting that you be banned from all McDonalds restaurants world-wide. Simple.
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Post by: WarOne
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/sukhbir-singh-banned-from-mcdonalds_n_2165471.html
Sukhbir Singh Banned From Every McDonalds In England And Wales For Spying On Women Using Toilets
If Sukhbir Singh ever gets a craving for a Big Mac or Chicken McNuggets, he'll have to travel hundreds of miles to Scotland or France to satisfy his cravings.
Singh, 32, has been banned from all 1,200 McDonalds restaurants in England and Wales after being caught spying on two women in the bathroom of a franchise in Birmingham, England. earlier this year.
Singh reportedly hid in the cubicles and watched the women do their business, the Daily Mail reported. He was arrested for a similar incident in a different McDonalds shortly thereafter, and though he denied the charges, he was arrested a third time in July, this time at a highway restroom.
As a result, Singh was found guilty of secretly “observing another person doing a private act for sexual gratification,” and owes community service, court fees and $80 to each of his victims, Eater.com reported.
Singh has also been banned from all of the McDonalds in England and Wales, as well as all women's restrooms and dressing rooms, and officials are sending his photo to all the locations so employees can identify him and have him arrested if he defies the court order, the first of its kind in the country, the Mirror reported.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Say Merry Christmas to the Jewish manager with wealthy lawyer parents
About veggie maccas: in Dubai, and may Oman and Qatar, they sell VEGGIE BURGERS. And CHICKEN BIG MACS
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Run inside the building and jump over the counter, screaming "WHERE'S MAH LITTUL BOOBOO?!" repeatedly before wrenching a burger from a customer, inspecting it carefully, turning your head to them and whispering "How could you?" while sobbing.
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Post by: snurl
Burger King Theme Jingle Flash Mob.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
From personal experience...
Get four friends. Apply alchohol. Go to the drive through, make car noises,pretend to drive up to the window - go for serious method acting. Wind the 'window' down on your imaginary car. Apply the handbrake. Order food - ask loudly round the 'car' for any other food orders. Check the 'kids' in the back seat. Ask as many questions as possible, such as 'Does this food contain glucosamine postulate?'. Make up more strange words and keep asking questions. Make no reference to the fact there is no car. All people remain in character at all times. 'Children' in the back argue as much as possible, fight and demand a toilet stop.
Get told to get off the premises. Leave by running off, in formation, and make screeching noises whenever a corner is taken.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Put ants down the managers pants.
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Post by: p_gray99
Bring your pet rhinoceros into McDonalds.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Ask for a whopper. Repeatedly.
Throw yourself over the wet floor sign and start mumbling about 'claims direct'
Sit at the back of the restaurant and shout - I've just found a tooth!
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Ask for cavier repeatedly. Mutter plebs as much as posssible.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Walk in at lunch time, slam a dead cat on the counter and shout "You can't have any more till I get paid!"
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Post by: p_gray99
Walk in dressed as the KFC colonel and start shouting at them about being too much competition and that McDonalds is nowhere as good as KFC.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Conduct a Satanic ritual in a restaurant in America's bible belt.
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Post by: Trondheim
Walk in, proclaim yourself to be incarnation of Horus, and then violate the nearest deep fryer while singing love hurts
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Post by: 4oursword
Make this real.
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
Spy on the toilets using women
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Post by: snurl
Make babies on the counter.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Kill babies on the counter.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Throw babies over the counter.
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Post by: Avatar 720
Order a happy meal, and eat it as quickly as you can using only one hand, whilst gripping the counter hard with your other, and sobbing.
Smear the last bite across the cashier's face and ask him if he feels happy, now.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Get hyper KSI style.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
On further consideration, nevermind.
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
Kill the counter, wielding babies
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Gamble for babies in McDonalds.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Try to wake Cthulu by eating babies on the counter whilst speaking in tongues.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Go all Jack the Ripper on the customers.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
If you went Jack the Ripper, would they ever find you out?
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
No they'd just ban Jack the Ripper XD
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Order a Beefburger, inspect it closely, then say "I wanted a Beefburger, not the rat-turd surprise!"
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Ask for their finest knife for stabbing purposes.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Walk in with a big TV on a cart, and start playing a video showing (the customers) what they're eating, where it came from, and what it went through.
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Post by: Matt.Kingsley
Walk in and say the old Hungry Jacks slogan, "The Burgers are better at Hungry Jacks!"
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Start a brawl over a pickle.
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Post by: Matt.Kingsley
get in a pickle over the brawl that occured over a pickle
Start a brawl in a pickle
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Post by: Castiel
Take all the straws out of their wrappers one by one and drop them on the floor. If anyone tries to stop you stab them in the eye with the straws.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Murder your ex along with her new boyfriend in the premises.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Burn the heretics.
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Post by: snurl
Paint the Golden Arches Black.
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Post by: Trondheim
Pull out a gun and shoot everyone on site, then paint pictucers with their still warm blood
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Punch your two-timing ex who's working at McDonald's face-first into the fryer.
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Post by: snurl
Ouch.
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Post by: gork and possibly mork
Walk up to the counter claiming to be from headoffice with new promotional posters, then proceed to put up posters of happy cows with a slogan: our burgers are only 6% beef*. The rest is all fresh from the crematorium.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Blow up the septic tank.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Kick everyone else's food on the floor. Yell "HIGH SCOOOOOOOOOOORE!" every time.
Flip all the tables, including the bolted down ones.
Order the cashier's mother "To go".
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Mutter plastic explosive repeatedly.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Play American Football in McDonalds.
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Go joyriding in McDonalds.
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Post by: jim_giraffe
violently masturbate in the queue and make inappropriate eye contact with the nearest employee
or masturbating someone else would do
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Post by: Hawk
Some girls at my school actually did that.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Run over girls by the drive-thru.
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Post by: btr75
Say you hate everything the owner stands for, implying you entered a Chik-fil-A.
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Post by: Trondheim
Walk in, look around and then sacrifice a maid to the Witch King of Agmar
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Post by: snurl
Order ice cream and let it melt. Then go back to the counter and complain that it is melted. Ask them to re-freeze it. Repeat as many times as possible.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl, then run like frak.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Test how many bullets it takes to kill employees.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)
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Post by: Trondheim
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)
Now why would this be bad? Everyone loves vodka dont they?
Demand to have all the drinks replaced with moonshine, and to have a live banjo band present at all times
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Order a Milkshake and drink the entire thing in under a minute (Lactose Intolerants only)
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Post by: TheRobotLol
Order nothing, but ask for a dozen packets of ketchup. When you receive them, simply tear them all open and smear them over your clothes and face, preferably whilst screaming in rage, before shouting:
"I AM THE BLOOD LORD."
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
It would be even better in a khorne damon prince costume.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.
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Post by: snurl
BlapBlapBlap wrote:Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.
I thought that was standard in all McDs. Have you ever seen the inside of thier restrooms?
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Uninstall a toilet from the restroom, carry it through before slamming it down onto the counter (preferably ramming past several people), before complaining that it's broken.
Bonus points if there is still fecal matter in it.
Double if they'er your own.
Triple if they consist of food eaten from McDonalds in the last half an hour.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Be a Health and Safety inspector.
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Post by: Trondheim
 I imagine this must be a horrid task indeed
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Give everyone a swirly simultaneously.
Take a dump on the front counter.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Loudly declare what actions you were undertaking in the mens room in graphic detail.
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Post by: snurl
Deflower a Cherry Pie.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Step 1. Get explosive diarrhea.
Step 2. Run inside screaming about poisoned food.
Step 3. Proceed to relieve yourself as you run around screaming.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Flash 40k mob.
Take about sixty people into mcdonalds. All buy the cheapest thing on the menu.
Then all take out armies and play on every table.
See how long you can get away with it.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Do a slip n' slide through the glass door.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Dress as the HamBurglar and demand Ronald comes to the front of house, as you have 'Business'.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Put a child in the deep fat frier.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Pay with monopoly money.
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Post by: Matt.Kingsley
repeat! :O Demand to pay with Pokedollars Try to barter for food with pokemon cards Use magic within the premises and demand for free food
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Post by: PredaKhaine
I had to change it because my first thought was bad - it was based around 'he does a lot of work for charity' and I thought better of it...
But - Take a liquifier in. Make a burger into liquid. Take your belt off...find a vein...hope you get thrown out before you actually end up injecting big macs.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Pretend to be a terrorist and threaten to blow up the store unless they give you free food.
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Post by: mwnciboo
Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......
*This is going to go over so many heads...*
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Post by: master of ordinance
Unleash cockroaches in the store. systematicaly hole every waste disposal pipe in the store. paint wood to look like dynamite strap it to yourself and attach a massive alarmclock to the front with some wires and run in screaming "FOR ALLAH" feed my little brother on nothing but junk food and caffine for days, point the cage into the doorway, open the hatch and ready your umbrella....... Make passionate love to your girlfriend/wife in the corner. Reenact 50 shades of grey in the toilets with as many couples as you can find. Bonus points for noise. Bring a cow into the store and tell the staff "the abbatoir wasnt working so youll have to do it yourself". Bonus points if the cow craps on the floor. Grope the hot chick. ask for the hot employee "to go". make working warjacks then assault the store. Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"
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Post by: black templar
master of ordinance wrote:
Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"
This one is a win I might try it but not the slaugther part.
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Post by: Castiel
Reminds me of the girl I was serving in the bar who, when asked by her friend what she wanted a "shot of", turned, looked me up and down and said "Him".
gak in the deep fat frier.
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Post by: Mr. Burning
Slap your man hood between two seasme buns and ask the girls next to you if they want any secret sauce with that.
Alternatively do the same, but demand a refund from the manager for an undercooked burger.
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Post by: Mr. Burning
mwnciboo wrote:
Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......
*This is going to go over so many heads...*
I lol'd
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
This must be more than 101 ways . . .
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Its just over 200 xD.
Release Feral wolves into the premises.
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Post by: BlapBlapBlap
Create Primarchs in the freezers.
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Post by: Aquilanus
Take some friends to one and simultaneously "plank" on the tables. I know of a few people who had nearly managed it, but were told to leave before they could take pictures :lol:
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Post by: BaconUprising
Bring in the wabberjack from skyrim and turn the manager into a daedric chickin
Fus ro dah a cow through the drive thru window
Pretend to be a health inspector...
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Get a uniform and run in shouting "The Health Inspecters coming, everybody run!"
(inspired by the above from BaconUprising)
Also Wabberjack is random - have you thought about what would happen if you managed to turn the manager into a daedroth from oblivion?
Apart from new Mclizard burgers...
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Pee in the manager's face. In public. Dressed as a police officer. Just for the lols
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Post by: mwnciboo
Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint.
Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you.
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Post by: master of ordinance
mwnciboo wrote:Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint. Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you. LOL Assemble minis in the store using the most noxious glue you can get. Offer small kids drugs. Get a cows tooth from your local butchers then stealth it in your burger. "Discover" it and sue the store. Ask how much real meat is in the burgers. Show customers this  or this
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Tell the kids Ronal McDonald will "fething slap the McGak out of you" as loudly and frequently as possible.
Bring the store to a halt by seducing all the counter girls at once. bonus points for every 7+ you get.
Shove a lance through the drive thru window.
Inform the staff incessantly that slapping "Mc" in front of every word does not make it theirs. Sue McDonalds on behalf of the English language because of this.
Hump the Ronald McDonald statue.
Hump the golden arches.
Hump the *
Bring every GUO from your FLGS you can in at once.
Recreate than ancient art of jousting in the middle of the restaurant.
Order all the chips and sell them outside for massively inflated prices.
Add "secret sauce" to all the burgers.
Kidnap Ronald McDonald.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Bring the Waaagh! to McDonalds
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Post by: Hruotland
How to get banned three times in a row:
(school comrades did this in london)
1. they went in, ordered, sat down, ate. One of them suddenly had an overwhelming urge and barfed all over the table. They were asked to leave.
2. they went in, ordered, sat down, sqished the burgers on the table and started munching the cardbord boxes. They were asked to leave.
3. they went in, having grabbed some pylones from a nearby construction site and wearing them as hats. This time they were not even completely through the door, when some biz suit came and asked them to leave.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
The first one though wasn't on purpose!
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Unless I'm lacking reading comprehension
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Post by: liquidjoshi
1001: Lack reading comprehension.
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Post by: Dr. Temujin
Repeatedly ask for meals that McDonalds no longer makes.
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Post by: snurl
Mmmmmmmmmmm Big Deluxe.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Buy McDonalds then ban everyone else from coming there. Then Ban yourself, and blow up the place.
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Post by: p_gray99
Become Prime Minister and ban McDonalds from Britain.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Breed squigs in McDonalds.
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Post by: Chi3f
51) Ask to speak to McLovin
52) Demand Breakfast at noon!
53) Ask for a Royale with Cheese
54) Come in dressed like Ronald McDonald wearing assless chaps
55) Pee on the playland toys
56) Host a birthday party for bikers
57) Complain to the manager that your Clown burger "tastes funny"
58) Get romantically involved with the drink machine
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Fill up drink dispensers with liquid Laxatives, and lock all the doors in the place.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Invent the RPB.
Rocket Propelled Burger.
Follow up with a bbq thrower.
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Post by: black templar
Stand at the window with your penis out bang it against the window then run in yelling 'Free willie' than dance on the counter giggle then run back out.
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Post by: Desert_thunder_heart
Dress up as rambo and shoot everyone.
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Post by: ChiliPowderKeg
Dress up as a bullet and act like rambo for everyone
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Post by: snurl
Just stand there.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Go to sleep in the broom cupboard.
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Post by: snurl
Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
snurl wrote:Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.
And make gremlin noises while you're doing it!
Yum yum!
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Have a glitter filled, coke infused orgy in the jungle-gym - while the children are still in it.
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Post by: snurl
Put free burger day signs up all over the outside of the store.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Take the M and block the doors with it.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Throw your lighted zippo into the fryer.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Throw members of the public into the fryer.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Throw the fryer onto the public.
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Post by: p_gray99
Perform a demonstration of what happens if you throw water onto a chip pan fire. After starting the fire.
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Post by: mwnciboo
Setup a Digital Projector and Screen inside the McDonalds and put on "Super-size me " on loop.
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Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk
Go in with seven other people, order a single small drink, and keep passing the cup around while playing DnD very loudly.
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Post by: snurl
Try to bounce coins into the fryers from the counter.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Hire an exterminator to fumigate the store just before it opens.
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Post by: PredaKhaine
Invent a game called 'Nugget Wars'
Lie on the hot plate with gherkins over your eyes. Tell the staff it's for your health.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Bring in a kiddie pool, raid the ketchup stores, and host topless wrestling matches for profit.
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Post by: Color Sgt. Kell
Buy the cheapest burgers and throw them at people
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Post by: snurl
Go fishing. Clean and gut your catch on one of the tables.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Butcher a cow on the counter then use its meat to make burgers.
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Post by: Castiel
Drag in the carcass of your favourite pet cow Daisy and ask them if they will make her into burgers for you. Insist that it is what she would have wanted.
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Post by: Color Sgt. Kell
Demand that the cashier tie your shoes for you, then squirm your leg around when they try to do so.
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Post by: hotsauceman1
Ride A tiger in there. And just Queue in line waiting for your turn. Bonus points if are wearing animal Hide, War paint and you are carrying a spear. If anyone asks he is your "Seeing Eye Tiger" Alternatively, Throw cold water in the Fryer.
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Post by: Azza007
Start shooting an adult movie on the front desk.
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Post by: Panzer1944
Stand by the counter and try to sell customers your own version of their secret sauce.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Steal the deed of ownership and sell it anonymously to Burger King, KFC, and PETA without telling anyone.
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Post by: TheCustomLime
Come in dressed up as Inquisitors. Declare everyone heretics and begin shouting litanies of hatred.
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Post by: p_gray99
Then start burning everyone.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Tar pigs, cows, fish, and chickens, light them, and then stampede them into the doors of the establishment. Catapult those unable to go further than 5ft on their own. Bonus points for making it between the arches.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Chop down the McDonald's sign at night, and erect a Burger King sign in it's place, leaving a note declaring yourself the perpetrator behind.
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Post by: rockerbikie
Start advertising a new beef in beef burger.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Eat a burger, become physically ill in front of everyone, have your friends carry you to the bathroom, apply makeup and a change of haggard clothing, then storm the establishment as a horde of bloody zombies.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Have a cute female friend cosplay as Ika Musume, have her break through the windows, and leap on top of the table, declaring that the Inkvasion is at hand and that humanity will bow before their new squid overlords, de geso.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Ask for a horse burger at the counter, then change your mind and get a beef burger, justifying your action by saying "They're just the same, right?"
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Post by: Breotan
Order a macho burrito, cinammon crisps, and a pepsi.
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Post by: wolfmerc
Rig the drink fountain to explode whenever a person presses the button.
Stuff bacon in the hand dryer
order all of their most expensive food, then rape it.
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Post by: snurl
Put several ketchup packets on the counter, then whack them real hard with a tray.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Invite the Angry Marines. Nevermind. One does not invite them.
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Post by: wolfmerc
Enact live action scenes from texas chainsaw massacre with the employees.
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Post by: Shredsmore
Ask for a coke at the drive thru and when you get it, throw it in the servers face.
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Post by: TheCustomLime
Dress up like a ministorum priest. But instead of extolling the virtues of the emperor, preach the goodness of Burger King to the people of McDonalds all the while condemning the "False Clown" and his lapdogs.
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Post by: black templar
Search 'Blue waffle' on the internet print out 100 copies, then stick them around the place then watch.
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Post by: snurl
Release the hounds.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Drop the Bass into the deep fat frier.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Mop the floor, induce mass shock therapy with a fork stuck into an outlet.
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Post by: sierra 1247
sacrifice the manager and dance around his decapitated carcass whilst swinging his head around covering every customer with viscera and blood.
then order some fries and take them back saying that they are cold. if they try to refuse then point at the pile of limbs in the corner and smile creepily at them
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Post by: wolfmerc
Walk in nonchalantly punch a hole in all of the ceiling pannels, leave.
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Post by: Color Sgt. Kell
play a very loud and noisy apocalypse game of 40k on a few tables, and ask your food to be brought out to you. Yell at them when they try to put the tray on the table or models, and say you won't allow them to put your food on the floor either!
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Invite PETA to hold a rally inside the McDonalds and tell them the manager is holding pitbull and cock fights in the basement.
Insist they free them by any means necessary.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Release lots of cockroaches in the premises.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
. . . and let them reproduce with the ones already there.
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Post by: wolfmerc
do everything with mannequin arms in the restaurant.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Demand to be banned at gun point.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Dress up like a Nazi officer, and start shouting "Heil Hitler!" on the premises.
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Start tearing down all the window advertisements while yelling "LIES!"
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Post by: black templar
Walk in naked and order a meal when staff try to tell you that you are naked reply that your clothes are 'invisible'.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Start screaming "IT'S PEOPLE! THE STRAWBERRY MCFLURRY IS PEOPLE!"
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Post by: black templar
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Post by: Tyragorn
Touch a child and announce, "I'm lovin' it".
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Bleed...bleed EVERYWHERE!
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Post by: jaggedjaw
Use the restaurant as a stage for the Phantom of the Opera.
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Post by: RatBot
Has anyone said "taking a poo in the deep fat fryer"? If so, then how about diving behind the counter, stripping naked, covering yourself in secret sauce, and commandeering the intercom and announcing to the entire restaurant that you are Lord Big Mac and that they are to pay you a tithe of chicken nuggets every fortnight.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Kidnap the Ronald McDonald statue. If anyone asks why, just announce "I'm lovin' him".
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Burn the store down, then leave a sign saying "*NAME* was here".
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Kidnap the store...
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Dress up like a Dark Eldar Archon, enter the store, spread your arms wide, and say "Ladies, it is this BIG. Point to a hole for it or I shall make one for it."
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Dress up as Gendo, take a seat behind the counter, do the infamous Gendo pose, and refuse to move.
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Post by: blood reaper
Carry a shotgun into the store, jump on the counter and announce;
"This is my boomstick!"
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Post by: Somedude593
Come in with a portable stove and sell 25 cent burgers to everyone in the restaurant, dont forget to bring condiments and buns............
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
1. Submit application
2. Get Job at McDonalds
3. Work really hard for about a year.
4. Arrange for the manager to have an accident, or secretly place NSFW material on his person to get him fired.
5. Promotion!
6. Formally announce that you are banning yourself from McDonalds, and should never be let anywhere near it, or little children,
7. ????
8. Profit!
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Post by: JakeCWolf
Walk into a McDonalds, dressed head to toe like a barbarian warrior, complete with a sword and a banner on your back with the Burger King logo and declare;
"By right of plunder my lord the King of Burger demands the head of Ronald McDonald with a side of fries!"
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Post by: Overlord Thraka
Dress up as an Ork and run around yelling WAAAAAGH!!
When they ask you to leave threaten to sue them for being racist against Greenskins
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Post by: mudhutman222
Bluhd for da bluhd god!!!!!
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Post by: Trondheim
Take up arms and declare holy war against the infidels whom sells such horrid food! Then proceed to slay eevryone inside with a longsword while dressed as a knigth templar
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Post by: Tyranidcrusher
yes
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Use a grenade launcher to 'open' the door.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Rig the speakers to play "One Winged Angel" at ludicrous volume, then burst in through the door with a nodachi and demand a salad.
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Post by: 4oursword
Most of that's fine, but you'd probably be removed for requesting something healthy.
Eat the floor tiles. Ask for ketchup with them.
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Post by: grayshadow87
Do the butt-dragging thing that dogs do across the entire restaurant repeatedly, telling those nearby that you have worms from eating too much McDonald's.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Summon a demon on the premises.
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Post by: grayshadow87
Drag a dead kangaroo inside and loudly announce that you have a meat delivery for the kitchen.
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Post by: Squigsquasher
Dress as Rainspider from Desert Punk, leap atop the counter, brandish a shotgun above your head and declare "There's a party in my pants, and EVERYONE'S INVITED!"
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Post by: grayshadow87
Grab a toddler and brandish it about, claiming that it is a disguised WMD and that McDonald's funds terrorism.
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Post by: DemetriDominov
Wear the still bloody skin of a cow and reply to the teller, "I am ready for my transformation, Master. I wish to be the ten billionth sold, as you promised of my people."
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Cosplay as Doomrider, drive into the store, and shout "I DO COCAINE!"
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Post by: Super Ready
True story for a drunken friend, this one, though she didn't get banned from it. Waltz into a McDonalds from before the time they sold onion rings - ok, stagger, more accurately. Lean on the counter and ask for onion rings. When told they don't do them...
"WWWWWWHAT?! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONION RINGS? YOU'RE LYING! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SELL ME THEM! GIVE ME MY F*$%ING ONION RINGS!!"
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Post by: wolfmerc
Shout " FAH NARNIA" And lead an army int mcdonalds, letting the women and children to live as slaves and looting the whole restaurant.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Loudly proclaim your 'lordship and dominion' while brandishing a sword.
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Post by: orkdestroyer1
Dress up as Ronald McDonald and Pop childrens ballons causing little childrens minds be scarred for life whilst your friendwears a suit and a clown mask doing a joker voice AND robbing the place...If questioned by police say youve been playing too much Payday 2
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, then shout "Kill, Maim, Burn!" while swinging a chainaxe wildly.
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Post by: FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs
Take out all the glass from the store, replacing it with reflective glass. Add a projector, and surround them with zombies, while Nikoli Tesla's invention makes the building shake, and have friends dressed as zombies trying to get through the door.
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Post by: mudhutman222
Make an American flag and claim the McDonald's for the good of mankind
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Perform a blood sacrifice during rush hour.
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Post by: Tyranidcrusher
Take a dump in the middle of the store.
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Post by: Tappers
Saying "Burger King is so much better than this rubbish."
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Post by: Novelist47
The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)
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Post by: sing your life
1. Dress up in a shark costume.
2. Run about the Mcdonalds yelling "I'm a shark, I'm a shark, suck my dick I'm a shark!!!"
Novelist47 wrote:The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)
I am actually going to do that.
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Post by: dakkajet
Order a mic flurry and complain its to cold. If you get another one run back to the counter and shout:
ITS TOO COLD!!! TOO COLD WAY TO COLD BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!!!!!!?
and then throw it at the guy behind the counter.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, get an axe, lop off the manager's head...then the security guards'...the other employees...any remaining customers...and then set the place on fire.
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Post by: Deadshot
Go in. Order a Big Mac. Eat said big mac. Leave. Come back. Stride up to the counter. Look angry. Drop to the floor and scream clutching your stomach. Wait till a crowd has gathered. Before anyone can call the ambulance, suddenly stop and get up and calmly leave. Repeat untill banned.
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Post by: Deadshot
Mash up some bananas, add in chocolate untill it resembles fecal matter. Place in a plastic bag and go to McD's. Go to bathroom. Eat brown banana chocolate paste and make sure to smear it around your face. Walk out as if everything is fine.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
That's more likely to get you banned from public society.
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Post by: Trondheim
Nah its only MCdonalds, noting of value will be lost
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Post by: Deadshot
I was in McDonald's 10 minutes ago. Why didn't I try something?
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Post by: Trondheim
Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?
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Post by: ExNoctemNacimur
Trondheim wrote:Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?
Lizards and cat, right?
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Post by: Deadshot
Horse maybe. I remember that scandal well. I was eating a burger while on Facebook and came across the news. I looked at the burger. "Damn those horse are good." Kept eating.
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Post by: liquidjoshi
Declare McDonald's farm only has horses in a loud voice. Incessantly. Until Baned.
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
'Pepper' McDonald's from a distance with twin-linked 30mm auto-cannons.
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Post by: master of ordinance
As Halloween is approaching:
The night before halloween sneak onto the premises with plenty of explosives (from fireworks), an altar(preferably stone), a ritual knife, a book written in tongues with your name and address in it and the waste products from your local abbatoir.
Pile the waste products over the explosive.
Light the fuse.
Run.
And leave the altar and a knife along with the book and a ritual knife in the centre of the mess (ensure it is covered)
When questioned explain that you where trying to summon the great demon lord Ronald Mcdonald.
You and some freinds dress up as horror movie style characters-bonus points if one (and only one) of you is dressed as ronald mcdonald. Remember to include weapons.
Cover yourselves in fake blood, raw meat chunks and random visceria (bonus points for it being real visceria, not fake)
wait till night then storm in, brandishing your weapons and screaming loudly. Run around screaming and brandishing in everyones faces.
Then calmly, simutaniously, stop and converge on the counter, forming an orderly que. Order food from the terrified staff (remember to have given them a little extra treatment) and eat it.
Walk out calmly.
Get hold oh those fake eyeballs-the squishy ones-and place them in the strawberry mcflurry dispenser.
Alternatively, the same but with fake blood.
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Post by: welshhoppo
Walk in and demand a big kahuna burger instead of a big mac. Shout loudly until a manager comes over and begins to talk to you and then pull out a pistol and shoot the cashier, loudly exclaiming " Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
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Post by: Guardsmen Bob
Come in dressed as an employee, and have your hand covered in hot sauce/ketchup. Then start yelling:
"Oh my god! Who's eating my thumb!?"
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Post by: Admiral Valerian
Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl.
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Post by: Somedude593
Jump onto a table wearing nothing but sequined speedos and thigh high boots blasting "its raining men" from a similarly sequined boombox all while seductively thrusting towards the counter
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Post by: wolfmerc
rob the mcdonalds.
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