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101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/27 19:05:13


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


What are the most creative ways to get banned from McDonalds that you can think of?

1.Pay with Monopoly money.

Can we get 101 unique ways to get banned from McDonalds?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/27 20:59:57


Post by: snurl


No shoes
No shirt
No service
Doesn't say anything about no pants.
What are we waiting for?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 13:02:14


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Hehe

3. Take a shopping trolley through the drive-thru.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 13:10:10


Post by: Leigen_Zero


1. Find unoccupied corner
2. Drop trousers
3. Squat

Pretty much guaranteed to get you banned from anywhere really...


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 13:18:11


Post by: Castiel


4) Order a Burger King.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 13:46:21


Post by: WarOne


5) Hold up a McDonalds at gunpoint, botch the robbery attempt, and in the ensuing stand off with cops demand they keep the McRib sandwich on the menu indefinitely as a condition for surrendering.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 13:57:51


Post by: 4oursword


6) Claim diplomatic immunity and refuse to get down from the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 15:12:57


Post by: Doctadeth


 Desert_thunder_heart wrote:
Hehe

3. Take a shopping trolley through the drive-thru.


Our youth group made cardboard box cars, and ended up severely annoying the manager at Mcdonalds that shift. Hehehe



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 15:58:58


Post by: Trondheim


7. Storm in, slaugther the people in front of you and claim their skulls. Then proced to burn down the place

8. Walk in, and attemt to seduce the staff while singing sexual healing by Marvin gay. While dressed in a pink latex outfit

9. Order a healthy meal


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 16:07:51


Post by: Beaviz81


10. Run into one holding up a rubber-hose shouting, this is rubbery.

11. Go nude, and claim everyone but you are nude.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 16:16:06


Post by: snurl


12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 18:09:05


Post by: Trondheim


 snurl wrote:
12 Announce loudly that the girl behind the counter has awesome McTitties and try to get her to show them to you.


Sheer win, here have a pie!

13. Walk, shedd your shoes and start dryhumping the legs of the other customers
14. Come storming in and scream that the hamburgers needs to be freed from the shackels of their evil enslavers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 18:41:15


Post by: thenoobbomb


15. Walk in everyday, stay there for 4 hours a day, don't order anything and just use their internet. For porn. WIth max sound.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 18:56:43


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


16. Point out the fact that the food seems to have been infected by nurgle.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/28 21:34:46


Post by: snurl


Simply drive through the drive-thru window.
When the police ask what was going on insist that the sign SAYS Drive Through Window ...so you did.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 02:49:20


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


18. Have 5-10 friends inside order a bunch of Big Macs, you and 5-10 more friends come in with a bunch of Whoppers.

Burger Fight to determine which burger is better.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 07:14:34


Post by: Admiral Valerian


19) 'Accidentally' spill acid and melt down not just the table you were using, but also the floor underneath.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 07:24:47


Post by: Snrub


20. Crash through the entrance in your car in an attempt to use the main counter as Drive-Thru.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 07:28:45


Post by: helgrenze


Order 100 $1 burgers.... pay with a single $1 bill.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 08:00:07


Post by: Cryonicleech


Slyly ask the female cashier if she'd like a taste of your McNuggets.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 08:29:33


Post by: SoloFalcon1138


ask for the burger without pink slime...


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 08:32:06


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Drop a Stink Bomb (Skunk version) in the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 09:22:58


Post by: The Strange Dude


When asked by the lady behind the counter "can I make that large for 50p" reply "you already have, would you consider finishing me off for a quid?"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 09:44:25


Post by: snurl


Dress like the burger king and stand out front shooting the moon at the place.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 09:53:23


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Go there during your birthday...while wearing your birthday suit. After all, it is your birthday.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 15:05:52


Post by: TheRobotLol


Put on a burger king 'King' mask and loudly scream whilst at the counter: "Buuuurger Kiiiiiiiing." Before sprinting away.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 16:43:13


Post by: rockerbikie


Ask for health warnings on their burgers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 17:01:45


Post by: Trondheim


Come in dressed as Ronald MacDonald and begin to sing old MacDonald had a farm


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 19:46:42


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Pretend to be from greenpeace and bomb the McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 20:25:04


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Enter McDonalds and wait for someone to order a BigMac, then get your Large Friend Mac to walk in and say "do you want a Double Wopper, too?"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/29 23:39:03


Post by: snurl


Ride your horse into the store.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/30 03:44:27


Post by: Dr. Temujin


Pay for your food in pennies. ONLY pennies.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/30 06:33:17


Post by: snurl


Wear a Ronald McDonald suit and go running through the store at rush hour swinging a chainsaw.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/30 20:02:19


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Incredibly subtle.

Run in with an airsoft gun and hold up the McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 07:35:54


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Get about 20 people in Burger King costumes, run in and (turning on a boombox) proceed to dance Gangnam style in sync whilst tossing whoppers to the costumers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 09:44:27


Post by: snurl


Dump out a box of tarantulas on the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 09:49:47


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Burn a Ronald McDonald effigy on the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 09:59:56


Post by: snurl


Order a Happy Meal and try to return it because it didnt make you happy enough.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 10:06:21


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Burn the store down.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 10:11:30


Post by: snurl


Hide in the ball pit and make snarling noises when children approach.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 10:14:04


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Put smoke canisters in the ventilation shafts and flood the whole place with smoke.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 12:00:52


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Put tear gas in the ventilation shafts.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 12:49:09


Post by: p_gray99


Walk in carrying some 40k models, get them out and start shouting at them to attack everyone there, while throwing flyers at people while making "vrooom" noises. Expensive, but a sure-fire way of getting thrown out.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 13:16:05


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Release a pack of wild dogs on the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 18:42:28


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Repeatedly ask for a Jimbo burger.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 21:19:06


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Smash the numerous condiment packets with a mallet on a glass topped table.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 22:54:20


Post by: TheRobotLol


Run up to the counter in a false panic, before repeatedly screaming:

"HELP, HELP, MCDONALD THE CLOWN IS TRYING TO SELL ME HIS BURGER-SHAPED WASTE!"

And then begin sprinting in circles.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2012/12/31 22:58:10


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Take the term 'drive-thru' a tad too literally...



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 01:04:13


Post by: snurl


Return a single french fry and complain that its cold.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 01:09:12


Post by: TheRobotLol


Pour a large-sized cup of coke over the counter and complain its cold.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 01:58:24


Post by: helgrenze


Spill a large coke in your lap and claim "shrinkage" due to it being too cold.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 11:05:57


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Set fire to your food and complain it was burnt.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 12:52:06


Post by: Drk_Oblitr8r


Be this awesome



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 12:54:45


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Release a whole cage of poisonous scorpions under the table.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 13:12:45


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Take a dump in the french frier


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 13:14:31


Post by: Admiral Valerian


 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:
Take a dump in the french frier


That is absolutely disgusting.

Oh well, throw a Hornet's nest into the store through the drive-thru window.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 13:18:05


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.

Walk in wearing a PETA costume.



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 13:22:10


Post by: Admiral Valerian


 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:
The thread isn't "find 101 ways to get pleasantly expelled from the McDonalds of your choice", so I thought of something that would most definitely get you banned from your Maccas.



True enough...apologies for any offense.

Anyway, moving on...chop down the McDonald's signboard and replace it with a big hand giving the finger.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 15:41:40


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Ask for a Vegan meal.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 16:10:00


Post by: Avatar 720


Steal an employee.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 16:45:01


Post by: Trondheim


Steal the whole place


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 16:46:02


Post by: 4oursword


Run up to the counter and ask what year it is. When they answer: "IT WORKED!" Then dance around and throw small children into the McNugget Makers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 17:40:28


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Jump over the counter a sparta kick an employee into a cardboard box screaming 'THIS IS BURGER KING!'


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 23:00:13


Post by: snurl


Tell loud dirty jokes thru the drive thru intercom.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/01 23:14:58


Post by: Avatar 720


Tell everyone, in as much detail as possible, just how much Ronald McDonald turns you on, and about all the wild sex dreams you have about him.

Then give the nearest male employee a perverted look complete with manic grin, and compliment him on how much he looks like Ronald.

Never take your eyes off him.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 07:32:46


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Dig a small allotment by removing tiles from the floor.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 07:45:24


Post by: Trondheim


Bring BlapBlapBlap into the store and sacrifice him to the dark gods


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 08:08:03


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Spread the 'Word of Chaos' among the other customers and write worrisome runes on the walls.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 11:45:57


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Sacrifice a burger to Khorne.
'Fat for the fat God!'


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 13:32:55


Post by: The Dark Apostle


Play a game of 40k on the tables, making sound affects as loud as possible. When people look at you state that mcdonalds "needs moar DAKKA".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 13:50:29


Post by: TheRobotLol


Walk into the store in a Santa costume and beard, stare around in surprise, and repeatedly scream;
"WHERE IS CHRISTMAS, WHERE HAS IT GONE."
With a look of pure horror on your face.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 17:02:13


Post by: Castiel


Conduct a drive by on the drive thru.

Come back and apologise for the drive by, stating that you "Misread the sign".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 17:05:52


Post by: Avatar 720


Writer a letter to McDonalds HQ requesting that you be banned from all McDonalds restaurants world-wide.

Simple.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 17:17:56


Post by: WarOne


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/20/sukhbir-singh-banned-from-mcdonalds_n_2165471.html

Sukhbir Singh Banned From Every McDonalds In England And Wales For Spying On Women Using Toilets



If Sukhbir Singh ever gets a craving for a Big Mac or Chicken McNuggets, he'll have to travel hundreds of miles to Scotland or France to satisfy his cravings.

Singh, 32, has been banned from all 1,200 McDonalds restaurants in England and Wales after being caught spying on two women in the bathroom of a franchise in Birmingham, England. earlier this year.

Singh reportedly hid in the cubicles and watched the women do their business, the Daily Mail reported. He was arrested for a similar incident in a different McDonalds shortly thereafter, and though he denied the charges, he was arrested a third time in July, this time at a highway restroom.

As a result, Singh was found guilty of secretly “observing another person doing a private act for sexual gratification,” and owes community service, court fees and $80 to each of his victims, Eater.com reported.

Singh has also been banned from all of the McDonalds in England and Wales, as well as all women's restrooms and dressing rooms, and officials are sending his photo to all the locations so employees can identify him and have him arrested if he defies the court order, the first of its kind in the country, the Mirror reported.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 17:31:04


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Say Merry Christmas to the Jewish manager with wealthy lawyer parents

About veggie maccas: in Dubai, and may Oman and Qatar, they sell VEGGIE BURGERS. And CHICKEN BIG MACS


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/02 19:03:28


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Run inside the building and jump over the counter, screaming "WHERE'S MAH LITTUL BOOBOO?!" repeatedly before wrenching a burger from a customer, inspecting it carefully, turning your head to them and whispering "How could you?" while sobbing.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 01:23:00


Post by: snurl


Burger King Theme Jingle Flash Mob.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 09:57:50


Post by: PredaKhaine


From personal experience...

Get four friends. Apply alchohol. Go to the drive through, make car noises,pretend to drive up to the window - go for serious method acting. Wind the 'window' down on your imaginary car. Apply the handbrake. Order food - ask loudly round the 'car' for any other food orders. Check the 'kids' in the back seat. Ask as many questions as possible, such as 'Does this food contain glucosamine postulate?'. Make up more strange words and keep asking questions. Make no reference to the fact there is no car. All people remain in character at all times. 'Children' in the back argue as much as possible, fight and demand a toilet stop.

Get told to get off the premises. Leave by running off, in formation, and make screeching noises whenever a corner is taken.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 12:40:33


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Put ants down the managers pants.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 12:46:40


Post by: p_gray99


Bring your pet rhinoceros into McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 13:44:42


Post by: PredaKhaine


Ask for a whopper. Repeatedly.

Throw yourself over the wet floor sign and start mumbling about 'claims direct'

Sit at the back of the restaurant and shout - I've just found a tooth!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 13:47:11


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Ask for cavier repeatedly. Mutter plebs as much as posssible.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 13:52:10


Post by: PredaKhaine


Walk in at lunch time, slam a dead cat on the counter and shout "You can't have any more till I get paid!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 15:54:47


Post by: p_gray99


Walk in dressed as the KFC colonel and start shouting at them about being too much competition and that McDonalds is nowhere as good as KFC.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 16:04:42


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Conduct a Satanic ritual in a restaurant in America's bible belt.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 20:45:56


Post by: Trondheim


Walk in, proclaim yourself to be incarnation of Horus, and then violate the nearest deep fryer while singing love hurts


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 21:32:52


Post by: 4oursword


Make this real.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 22:39:57


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Spy on the toilets using women


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/03 23:39:54


Post by: snurl


Make babies on the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 16:32:55


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Kill babies on the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 17:15:26


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Throw babies over the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 17:16:53


Post by: Avatar 720


Order a happy meal, and eat it as quickly as you can using only one hand, whilst gripping the counter hard with your other, and sobbing.

Smear the last bite across the cashier's face and ask him if he feels happy, now.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 17:23:43


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Get hyper KSI style.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 17:26:34


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


On further consideration, nevermind.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 18:04:12


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Kill the counter, wielding babies


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 19:25:02


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Gamble for babies in McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 19:56:26


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Try to wake Cthulu by eating babies on the counter whilst speaking in tongues.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 20:00:26


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Go all Jack the Ripper on the customers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 20:02:51


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


If you went Jack the Ripper, would they ever find you out?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 20:23:29


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


No they'd just ban Jack the Ripper XD


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 20:26:40


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Order a Beefburger, inspect it closely, then say "I wanted a Beefburger, not the rat-turd surprise!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/04 21:08:58


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Ask for their finest knife for stabbing purposes.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 00:39:34


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Walk in with a big TV on a cart, and start playing a video showing (the customers) what they're eating, where it came from, and what it went through.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 02:45:13


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


Walk in and say the old Hungry Jacks slogan, "The Burgers are better at Hungry Jacks!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 02:54:15


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Start a brawl over a pickle.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 03:00:07


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


get in a pickle over the brawl that occured over a pickle



Start a brawl in a pickle


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 03:08:55


Post by: Castiel


Take all the straws out of their wrappers one by one and drop them on the floor. If anyone tries to stop you stab them in the eye with the straws.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 03:12:16


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Murder your ex along with her new boyfriend in the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 10:53:57


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Burn the heretics.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 11:32:35


Post by: snurl


Paint the Golden Arches Black.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 11:39:45


Post by: Trondheim


Pull out a gun and shoot everyone on site, then paint pictucers with their still warm blood


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 12:04:48


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Punch your two-timing ex who's working at McDonald's face-first into the fryer.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 12:56:48


Post by: snurl


Ouch.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 13:31:22


Post by: gork and possibly mork


Walk up to the counter claiming to be from headoffice with new promotional posters, then proceed to put up posters of happy cows with a slogan: our burgers are only 6% beef*. The rest is all fresh from the crematorium.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 13:40:08


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Blow up the septic tank.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 15:31:38


Post by: liquidjoshi


Kick everyone else's food on the floor. Yell "HIGH SCOOOOOOOOOOORE!" every time.

Flip all the tables, including the bolted down ones.

Order the cashier's mother "To go".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 15:58:50


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Mutter plastic explosive repeatedly.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 16:25:02


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


 liquidjoshi wrote:
Order the cashier's mother "To go".


The best one on here!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 17:33:28


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Play American Football in McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 18:34:18


Post by: TheRobotLol


Go joyriding in McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 18:40:18


Post by: jim_giraffe


violently masturbate in the queue and make inappropriate eye contact with the nearest employee

or masturbating someone else would do


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 20:10:36


Post by: Hawk


 Desert_thunder_heart wrote:
Hehe

3. Take a shopping trolley through the drive-thru.


Some girls at my school actually did that.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 22:16:21


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Run over girls by the drive-thru.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/05 22:37:50


Post by: btr75


Say you hate everything the owner stands for, implying you entered a Chik-fil-A.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 00:37:09


Post by: Trondheim


Walk in, look around and then sacrifice a maid to the Witch King of Agmar


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 00:49:29


Post by: snurl


Order ice cream and let it melt. Then go back to the counter and complain that it is melted. Ask them to re-freeze it. Repeat as many times as possible.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 01:38:46


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl, then run like frak.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 12:43:53


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Test how many bullets it takes to kill employees.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 12:47:34


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 13:05:28


Post by: Trondheim


 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Repeatedly demand Vodka and Borsch whilst within a heavy rightwing area (America only)


Now why would this be bad? Everyone loves vodka dont they?

Demand to have all the drinks replaced with moonshine, and to have a live banjo band present at all times


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 13:09:34


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Order a Milkshake and drink the entire thing in under a minute (Lactose Intolerants only)


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 13:37:49


Post by: TheRobotLol


Order nothing, but ask for a dozen packets of ketchup. When you receive them, simply tear them all open and smear them over your clothes and face, preferably whilst screaming in rage, before shouting:

"I AM THE BLOOD LORD."


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 13:49:02


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


It would be even better in a khorne damon prince costume.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 13:58:34


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 15:24:41


Post by: snurl


 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Open a gaping hole to another hellish twisted dimension that lies beneath the overworld in the men's urinal.


I thought that was standard in all McDs. Have you ever seen the inside of thier restrooms?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 16:03:41


Post by: liquidjoshi


Uninstall a toilet from the restroom, carry it through before slamming it down onto the counter (preferably ramming past several people), before complaining that it's broken.

Bonus points if there is still fecal matter in it.

Double if they'er your own.

Triple if they consist of food eaten from McDonalds in the last half an hour.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 16:22:14


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Be a Health and Safety inspector.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 18:55:31


Post by: Trondheim


 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
Be a Health and Safety inspector.


I imagine this must be a horrid task indeed


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 19:27:03


Post by: liquidjoshi


Give everyone a swirly simultaneously.

Take a dump on the front counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 19:29:03


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Loudly declare what actions you were undertaking in the mens room in graphic detail.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/06 23:35:43


Post by: snurl


Deflower a Cherry Pie.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/07 03:00:49


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Step 1. Get explosive diarrhea.

Step 2. Run inside screaming about poisoned food.

Step 3. Proceed to relieve yourself as you run around screaming.



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/07 08:19:18


Post by: PredaKhaine


Flash 40k mob.

Take about sixty people into mcdonalds. All buy the cheapest thing on the menu.

Then all take out armies and play on every table.

See how long you can get away with it.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/07 10:01:21


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Do a slip n' slide through the glass door.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/07 15:42:20


Post by: PredaKhaine


Dress as the HamBurglar and demand Ronald comes to the front of house, as you have 'Business'.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/07 16:17:16


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Put a child in the deep fat frier.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 09:02:28


Post by: PredaKhaine


Pay with monopoly money.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 09:14:01


Post by: Matt.Kingsley


repeat! :O

Demand to pay with Pokedollars


Try to barter for food with pokemon cards

Use magic within the premises and demand for free food


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 09:42:53


Post by: PredaKhaine


I had to change it because my first thought was bad - it was based around 'he does a lot of work for charity' and I thought better of it...

But - Take a liquifier in. Make a burger into liquid. Take your belt off...find a vein...hope you get thrown out before you actually end up injecting big macs.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 09:47:32


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Pretend to be a terrorist and threaten to blow up the store unless they give you free food.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 11:34:33


Post by: mwnciboo




Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......

*This is going to go over so many heads...*


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 13:07:00


Post by: master of ordinance


Unleash cockroaches in the store.

systematicaly hole every waste disposal pipe in the store.

paint wood to look like dynamite strap it to yourself and attach a massive alarmclock to the front with some wires and run in screaming "FOR ALLAH"

feed my little brother on nothing but junk food and caffine for days, point the cage into the doorway, open the hatch and ready your umbrella.......

Make passionate love to your girlfriend/wife in the corner.

Reenact 50 shades of grey in the toilets with as many couples as you can find. Bonus points for noise.

Bring a cow into the store and tell the staff "the abbatoir wasnt working so youll have to do it yourself". Bonus points if the cow craps on the floor.

Grope the hot chick.

ask for the hot employee "to go".

make working warjacks then assault the store.

Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 13:10:41


Post by: black templar


 master of ordinance wrote:

Dress in armour bearing the symbol of KFC and give a banner bearing a massive picture of the colnel arm yourself then charge the MaccyD's, mercilessly butcher the staff "for being heathen scourges" and the customers "for being traitourous heretics" then fly the KFC flag from the roof whilst declaring the store "conqored"



This one is a win I might try it but not the slaugther part.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 15:43:23


Post by: Castiel


 master of ordinance wrote:
ask for the hot employee "to go".


Reminds me of the girl I was serving in the bar who, when asked by her friend what she wanted a "shot of", turned, looked me up and down and said "Him".

gak in the deep fat frier.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 15:47:32


Post by: Mr. Burning


Slap your man hood between two seasme buns and ask the girls next to you if they want any secret sauce with that.


Alternatively do the same, but demand a refund from the manager for an undercooked burger.





101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 15:48:09


Post by: Mr. Burning


 mwnciboo wrote:


Go in dressed as an IRA man and ask for some funding.......

*This is going to go over so many heads...*


I lol'd


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 16:10:53


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


This must be more than 101 ways . . .


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 19:05:41


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Its just over 200 xD.

Release Feral wolves into the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 22:01:11


Post by: BlapBlapBlap


Create Primarchs in the freezers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 22:30:27


Post by: Aquilanus


Take some friends to one and simultaneously "plank" on the tables. I know of a few people who had nearly managed it, but were told to leave before they could take pictures :lol:


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/09 22:36:58


Post by: BaconUprising


Bring in the wabberjack from skyrim and turn the manager into a daedric chickin
Fus ro dah a cow through the drive thru window
Pretend to be a health inspector...


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/10 08:14:38


Post by: PredaKhaine


Get a uniform and run in shouting "The Health Inspecters coming, everybody run!"

(inspired by the above from BaconUprising)

Also Wabberjack is random - have you thought about what would happen if you managed to turn the manager into a daedroth from oblivion?
Apart from new Mclizard burgers...


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/10 10:42:43


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Pee in the manager's face. In public. Dressed as a police officer. Just for the lols


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/10 10:48:17


Post by: mwnciboo


Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint.



Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/10 13:42:40


Post by: master of ordinance


 mwnciboo wrote:
Dress as the Hamburglar and take a Gun and hold up the joint.



Call it a publicity stunt and get away scott free...McDonalds will probably sue you for breach of IP but will almost definitely ban you.


LOL

Assemble minis in the store using the most noxious glue you can get.

Offer small kids drugs.

Get a cows tooth from your local butchers then stealth it in your burger. "Discover" it and sue the store.

Ask how much real meat is in the burgers.

Show customers this

or this



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 13:33:39


Post by: liquidjoshi


Tell the kids Ronal McDonald will "fething slap the McGak out of you" as loudly and frequently as possible.

Bring the store to a halt by seducing all the counter girls at once. bonus points for every 7+ you get.

Shove a lance through the drive thru window.

Inform the staff incessantly that slapping "Mc" in front of every word does not make it theirs. Sue McDonalds on behalf of the English language because of this.

Hump the Ronald McDonald statue.

Hump the golden arches.

Hump the *

Bring every GUO from your FLGS you can in at once.

Recreate than ancient art of jousting in the middle of the restaurant.

Order all the chips and sell them outside for massively inflated prices.

Add "secret sauce" to all the burgers.

Kidnap Ronald McDonald.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 13:35:50


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Bring the Waaagh! to McDonalds


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 13:43:35


Post by: Hruotland


How to get banned three times in a row:
(school comrades did this in london)
1. they went in, ordered, sat down, ate. One of them suddenly had an overwhelming urge and barfed all over the table. They were asked to leave.
2. they went in, ordered, sat down, sqished the burgers on the table and started munching the cardbord boxes. They were asked to leave.
3. they went in, having grabbed some pylones from a nearby construction site and wearing them as hats. This time they were not even completely through the door, when some biz suit came and asked them to leave.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 13:48:36


Post by: Admiral Valerian




101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 14:16:28


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


The first one though wasn't on purpose!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 14:16:40


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Unless I'm lacking reading comprehension


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/12 21:24:13


Post by: liquidjoshi


1001: Lack reading comprehension.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 05:07:56


Post by: Dr. Temujin


Repeatedly ask for meals that McDonalds no longer makes.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 06:37:56


Post by: snurl


Mmmmmmmmmmm Big Deluxe.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 07:55:26


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Buy McDonalds then ban everyone else from coming there. Then Ban yourself, and blow up the place.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 10:57:51


Post by: p_gray99


Become Prime Minister and ban McDonalds from Britain.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 16:55:52


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Breed squigs in McDonalds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/13 17:44:12


Post by: Chi3f


51) Ask to speak to McLovin

52) Demand Breakfast at noon!

53) Ask for a Royale with Cheese

54) Come in dressed like Ronald McDonald wearing assless chaps

55) Pee on the playland toys

56) Host a birthday party for bikers

57) Complain to the manager that your Clown burger "tastes funny"

58) Get romantically involved with the drink machine


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/14 00:22:30


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Fill up drink dispensers with liquid Laxatives, and lock all the doors in the place.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/14 09:42:33


Post by: PredaKhaine


Invent the RPB.

Rocket Propelled Burger.
Follow up with a bbq thrower.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/15 15:36:06


Post by: black templar


Stand at the window with your penis out bang it against the window then run in yelling 'Free willie' than dance on the counter giggle then run back out.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/15 21:32:57


Post by: Desert_thunder_heart


Dress up as rambo and shoot everyone.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/16 01:09:38


Post by: ChiliPowderKeg


Dress up as a bullet and act like rambo for everyone


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/16 07:31:33


Post by: snurl


Just stand there.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/16 09:22:41


Post by: PredaKhaine


Go to sleep in the broom cupboard.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/17 00:17:57


Post by: snurl


Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/17 07:56:21


Post by: PredaKhaine


 snurl wrote:
Hide in the trash can. Grab the trays people throw away and hurl them back at them.


And make gremlin noises while you're doing it!

Yum yum!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/17 08:20:31


Post by: DemetriDominov


Have a glitter filled, coke infused orgy in the jungle-gym - while the children are still in it.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/18 09:09:34


Post by: snurl


Put free burger day signs up all over the outside of the store.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/18 20:33:46


Post by: liquidjoshi


Take the M and block the doors with it.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/18 20:41:50


Post by: DemetriDominov


Throw your lighted zippo into the fryer.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/18 20:46:19


Post by: liquidjoshi


Throw members of the public into the fryer.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/18 21:20:57


Post by: DemetriDominov


Throw the fryer onto the public.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/20 11:47:50


Post by: p_gray99


Perform a demonstration of what happens if you throw water onto a chip pan fire. After starting the fire.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/20 11:49:56


Post by: mwnciboo


Setup a Digital Projector and Screen inside the McDonalds and put on "Super-size me " on loop.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/20 12:16:31


Post by: Big Mek Dattrukk


Go in with seven other people, order a single small drink, and keep passing the cup around while playing DnD very loudly.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/20 13:15:24


Post by: snurl


Try to bounce coins into the fryers from the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/21 05:11:44


Post by: DemetriDominov


Hire an exterminator to fumigate the store just before it opens.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/22 10:09:22


Post by: PredaKhaine


Invent a game called 'Nugget Wars'

Lie on the hot plate with gherkins over your eyes. Tell the staff it's for your health.



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/27 22:59:39


Post by: DemetriDominov


Bring in a kiddie pool, raid the ketchup stores, and host topless wrestling matches for profit.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/27 23:55:45


Post by: Color Sgt. Kell


Buy the cheapest burgers and throw them at people


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/28 13:07:48


Post by: snurl


Go fishing. Clean and gut your catch on one of the tables.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/28 17:56:43


Post by: DemetriDominov


Butcher a cow on the counter then use its meat to make burgers.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/28 19:06:06


Post by: Castiel


Drag in the carcass of your favourite pet cow Daisy and ask them if they will make her into burgers for you. Insist that it is what she would have wanted.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/29 00:19:54


Post by: Color Sgt. Kell


Demand that the cashier tie your shoes for you, then squirm your leg around when they try to do so.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/01/29 04:49:03


Post by: hotsauceman1


Ride A tiger in there. And just Queue in line waiting for your turn.
Bonus points if are wearing animal Hide, War paint and you are carrying a spear.
If anyone asks he is your "Seeing Eye Tiger"
Alternatively, Throw cold water in the Fryer.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/04 23:29:20


Post by: Azza007


Start shooting an adult movie on the front desk.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/06 01:46:40


Post by: Panzer1944


Stand by the counter and try to sell customers your own version of their secret sauce.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/06 01:55:33


Post by: DemetriDominov


Steal the deed of ownership and sell it anonymously to Burger King, KFC, and PETA without telling anyone.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/08 02:58:52


Post by: TheCustomLime


Come in dressed up as Inquisitors. Declare everyone heretics and begin shouting litanies of hatred.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/10 20:16:45


Post by: p_gray99


Then start burning everyone.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/10 23:50:14


Post by: DemetriDominov


Tar pigs, cows, fish, and chickens, light them, and then stampede them into the doors of the establishment. Catapult those unable to go further than 5ft on their own. Bonus points for making it between the arches.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/15 15:58:32


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Chop down the McDonald's sign at night, and erect a Burger King sign in it's place, leaving a note declaring yourself the perpetrator behind.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/15 17:03:31


Post by: rockerbikie


Start advertising a new beef in beef burger.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/17 00:41:04


Post by: DemetriDominov


Eat a burger, become physically ill in front of everyone, have your friends carry you to the bathroom, apply makeup and a change of haggard clothing, then storm the establishment as a horde of bloody zombies.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/19 23:05:53


Post by: Squigsquasher


Have a cute female friend cosplay as Ika Musume, have her break through the windows, and leap on top of the table, declaring that the Inkvasion is at hand and that humanity will bow before their new squid overlords, de geso.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/23 04:58:39


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


Ask for a horse burger at the counter, then change your mind and get a beef burger, justifying your action by saying "They're just the same, right?"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/23 12:15:27


Post by: Breotan


Order a macho burrito, cinammon crisps, and a pepsi.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/24 06:25:43


Post by: wolfmerc


Rig the drink fountain to explode whenever a person presses the button.

Stuff bacon in the hand dryer

order all of their most expensive food, then rape it.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/24 19:31:38


Post by: snurl


Put several ketchup packets on the counter, then whack them real hard with a tray.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/24 20:15:54


Post by: DemetriDominov


Invite the Angry Marines. Nevermind. One does not invite them.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/25 01:52:38


Post by: wolfmerc


Enact live action scenes from texas chainsaw massacre with the employees.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 05:11:18


Post by: Shredsmore


Ask for a coke at the drive thru and when you get it, throw it in the servers face.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 05:18:28


Post by: TheCustomLime


Dress up like a ministorum priest. But instead of extolling the virtues of the emperor, preach the goodness of Burger King to the people of McDonalds all the while condemning the "False Clown" and his lapdogs.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 13:22:11


Post by: black templar


Search 'Blue waffle' on the internet print out 100 copies, then stick them around the place then watch.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 13:35:01


Post by: snurl


Release the hounds.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 19:28:16


Post by: liquidjoshi


Drop the Bass into the deep fat frier.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/02/28 20:42:33


Post by: DemetriDominov


Mop the floor, induce mass shock therapy with a fork stuck into an outlet.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/11 15:24:19


Post by: sierra 1247


sacrifice the manager and dance around his decapitated carcass whilst swinging his head around covering every customer with viscera and blood.
then order some fries and take them back saying that they are cold. if they try to refuse then point at the pile of limbs in the corner and smile creepily at them


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/13 01:19:01


Post by: wolfmerc


Walk in nonchalantly punch a hole in all of the ceiling pannels, leave.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/13 01:28:54


Post by: Color Sgt. Kell


play a very loud and noisy apocalypse game of 40k on a few tables, and ask your food to be brought out to you. Yell at them when they try to put the tray on the table or models, and say you won't allow them to put your food on the floor either!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/14 03:12:50


Post by: DemetriDominov


Invite PETA to hold a rally inside the McDonalds and tell them the manager is holding pitbull and cock fights in the basement.

Insist they free them by any means necessary.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/22 13:59:12


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Release lots of cockroaches in the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/03/22 14:10:11


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


. . . and let them reproduce with the ones already there.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/02 06:11:56


Post by: wolfmerc


do everything with mannequin arms in the restaurant.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/08 05:40:33


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Demand to be banned at gun point.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/09 01:46:32


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Dress up like a Nazi officer, and start shouting "Heil Hitler!" on the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/09 03:20:46


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Start tearing down all the window advertisements while yelling "LIES!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/09 11:49:00


Post by: black templar


Walk in naked and order a meal when staff try to tell you that you are naked reply that your clothes are 'invisible'.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/09 13:43:39


Post by: Squigsquasher


Start screaming "IT'S PEOPLE! THE STRAWBERRY MCFLURRY IS PEOPLE!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/09 16:28:27


Post by: black templar


 Squigsquasher wrote:
Start screaming "IT'S PEOPLE! THE STRAWBERRY MCFLURRY IS PEOPLE!"


Thats a good one.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/13 21:20:19


Post by: Tyragorn


Touch a child and announce, "I'm lovin' it".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 02:55:29


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Bleed...bleed EVERYWHERE!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 04:03:17


Post by: jaggedjaw


Use the restaurant as a stage for the Phantom of the Opera.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 04:17:23


Post by: RatBot


Has anyone said "taking a poo in the deep fat fryer"? If so, then how about diving behind the counter, stripping naked, covering yourself in secret sauce, and commandeering the intercom and announcing to the entire restaurant that you are Lord Big Mac and that they are to pay you a tithe of chicken nuggets every fortnight.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 10:44:00


Post by: liquidjoshi


Kidnap the Ronald McDonald statue. If anyone asks why, just announce "I'm lovin' him".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 14:13:33


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Burn the store down, then leave a sign saying "*NAME* was here".


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 14:31:24


Post by: liquidjoshi


Kidnap the store...


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 14:37:13


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Dress up like a Dark Eldar Archon, enter the store, spread your arms wide, and say "Ladies, it is this BIG. Point to a hole for it or I shall make one for it."


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 17:43:36


Post by: Squigsquasher


Dress up as Gendo, take a seat behind the counter, do the infamous Gendo pose, and refuse to move.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/04/14 18:59:23


Post by: blood reaper


Carry a shotgun into the store, jump on the counter and announce;

"This is my boomstick!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/05/07 04:59:24


Post by: Somedude593


Come in with a portable stove and sell 25 cent burgers to everyone in the restaurant, dont forget to bring condiments and buns............


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/05/25 04:47:15


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


1. Submit application

2. Get Job at McDonalds

3. Work really hard for about a year.

4. Arrange for the manager to have an accident, or secretly place NSFW material on his person to get him fired.

5. Promotion!

6. Formally announce that you are banning yourself from McDonalds, and should never be let anywhere near it, or little children,

7. ????

8. Profit!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/05/25 07:49:48


Post by: JakeCWolf


Walk into a McDonalds, dressed head to toe like a barbarian warrior, complete with a sword and a banner on your back with the Burger King logo and declare;

"By right of plunder my lord the King of Burger demands the head of Ronald McDonald with a side of fries!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/05/28 23:10:58


Post by: Overlord Thraka


Dress up as an Ork and run around yelling WAAAAAGH!!
When they ask you to leave threaten to sue them for being racist against Greenskins


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/08 19:16:13


Post by: mudhutman222


Bluhd for da bluhd god!!!!!


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/23 13:44:19


Post by: Trondheim


Take up arms and declare holy war against the infidels whom sells such horrid food! Then proceed to slay eevryone inside with a longsword while dressed as a knigth templar


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/23 20:33:01


Post by: Tyranidcrusher


yes


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/25 13:30:20


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Use a grenade launcher to 'open' the door.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/25 20:04:27


Post by: Squigsquasher


Rig the speakers to play "One Winged Angel" at ludicrous volume, then burst in through the door with a nodachi and demand a salad.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/07/28 12:39:36


Post by: 4oursword


Most of that's fine, but you'd probably be removed for requesting something healthy.

Eat the floor tiles. Ask for ketchup with them.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 03:09:11


Post by: grayshadow87


Do the butt-dragging thing that dogs do across the entire restaurant repeatedly, telling those nearby that you have worms from eating too much McDonald's.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 03:22:55


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Summon a demon on the premises.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 05:44:07


Post by: grayshadow87


Drag a dead kangaroo inside and loudly announce that you have a meat delivery for the kitchen.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 18:55:03


Post by: Squigsquasher


Dress as Rainspider from Desert Punk, leap atop the counter, brandish a shotgun above your head and declare "There's a party in my pants, and EVERYONE'S INVITED!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 19:37:53


Post by: grayshadow87


Grab a toddler and brandish it about, claiming that it is a disguised WMD and that McDonald's funds terrorism.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/02 20:13:23


Post by: DemetriDominov


Wear the still bloody skin of a cow and reply to the teller, "I am ready for my transformation, Master. I wish to be the ten billionth sold, as you promised of my people."


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/03 09:59:32


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Cosplay as Doomrider, drive into the store, and shout "I DO COCAINE!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/07 07:44:38


Post by: Super Ready


True story for a drunken friend, this one, though she didn't get banned from it. Waltz into a McDonalds from before the time they sold onion rings - ok, stagger, more accurately. Lean on the counter and ask for onion rings. When told they don't do them...

"WWWWWWHAT?! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONION RINGS? YOU'RE LYING! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO SELL ME THEM! GIVE ME MY F*$%ING ONION RINGS!!"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/13 06:09:35


Post by: wolfmerc


Shout " FAH NARNIA" And lead an army int mcdonalds, letting the women and children to live as slaves and looting the whole restaurant.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/13 15:07:40


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Loudly proclaim your 'lordship and dominion' while brandishing a sword.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/13 16:06:33


Post by: orkdestroyer1


Dress up as Ronald McDonald and Pop childrens ballons causing little childrens minds be scarred for life whilst your friendwears a suit and a clown mask doing a joker voice AND robbing the place...If questioned by police say youve been playing too much Payday 2


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/14 00:21:01


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, then shout "Kill, Maim, Burn!" while swinging a chainaxe wildly.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/20 18:20:31


Post by: FoWPlayerDeathOfUS.TDs


Take out all the glass from the store, replacing it with reflective glass. Add a projector, and surround them with zombies, while Nikoli Tesla's invention makes the building shake, and have friends dressed as zombies trying to get through the door.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/23 14:34:17


Post by: mudhutman222


Make an American flag and claim the McDonald's for the good of mankind


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/23 14:39:54


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Perform a blood sacrifice during rush hour.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/08/24 08:18:30


Post by: Tyranidcrusher


Take a dump in the middle of the store.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/01 13:03:39


Post by: Tappers


Saying "Burger King is so much better than this rubbish."


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/02 14:52:38


Post by: Novelist47


The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/06 15:25:26


Post by: sing your life


1. Dress up in a shark costume.

2. Run about the Mcdonalds yelling "I'm a shark, I'm a shark, suck my dick I'm a shark!!!"

 Novelist47 wrote:
The Unicorn -
1. order an ice-cream,
2.tell counter person theres something in ur ice-cream,
3. they lean over,
4. shove ice-cream into their face,
5. LEG IT
(funny fact was that some guys at my school did that and uploaded it utube)


I am actually going to do that.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/06 15:39:10


Post by: dakkajet


Order a mic flurry and complain its to cold. If you get another one run back to the counter and shout:
ITS TOO COLD!!! TOO COLD WAY TO COLD BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!!!!!!?
and then throw it at the guy behind the counter.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/06 15:40:14


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Cosplay as Kharn the Betrayer, get an axe, lop off the manager's head...then the security guards'...the other employees...any remaining customers...and then set the place on fire.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/15 21:43:48


Post by: Deadshot


Go in. Order a Big Mac. Eat said big mac. Leave. Come back. Stride up to the counter. Look angry. Drop to the floor and scream clutching your stomach. Wait till a crowd has gathered. Before anyone can call the ambulance, suddenly stop and get up and calmly leave. Repeat untill banned.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/15 21:47:14


Post by: Deadshot


Mash up some bananas, add in chocolate untill it resembles fecal matter. Place in a plastic bag and go to McD's. Go to bathroom. Eat brown banana chocolate paste and make sure to smear it around your face. Walk out as if everything is fine.



101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/15 23:27:56


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 12:56:27


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.


That's more likely to get you banned from public society.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 16:16:02


Post by: Trondheim


 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:
 Admiral Valerian wrote:
Throw in a grenade through the drive-thru window.


That's more likely to get you banned from public society.


Nah its only MCdonalds, noting of value will be lost


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 16:19:28


Post by: Deadshot


I was in McDonald's 10 minutes ago. Why didn't I try something?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 17:15:56


Post by: Trondheim


Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 17:41:10


Post by: ExNoctemNacimur


 Trondheim wrote:
Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?


Lizards and cat, right?


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 18:26:33


Post by: Deadshot


 ExNoctemNacimur wrote:
 Trondheim wrote:
Because you where busy stuffing your face with some undefinied meat product?


Lizards and cat, right?


Horse maybe. I remember that scandal well. I was eating a burger while on Facebook and came across the news. I looked at the burger. "Damn those horse are good." Kept eating.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/16 20:33:38


Post by: liquidjoshi


Declare McDonald's farm only has horses in a loud voice. Incessantly. Until Baned.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/17 07:47:58


Post by: Admiral Valerian


'Pepper' McDonald's from a distance with twin-linked 30mm auto-cannons.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/17 13:29:54


Post by: master of ordinance


As Halloween is approaching:
The night before halloween sneak onto the premises with plenty of explosives (from fireworks), an altar(preferably stone), a ritual knife, a book written in tongues with your name and address in it and the waste products from your local abbatoir.
Pile the waste products over the explosive.
Light the fuse.
Run.
And leave the altar and a knife along with the book and a ritual knife in the centre of the mess (ensure it is covered)
When questioned explain that you where trying to summon the great demon lord Ronald Mcdonald.

You and some freinds dress up as horror movie style characters-bonus points if one (and only one) of you is dressed as ronald mcdonald. Remember to include weapons.
Cover yourselves in fake blood, raw meat chunks and random visceria (bonus points for it being real visceria, not fake)
wait till night then storm in, brandishing your weapons and screaming loudly. Run around screaming and brandishing in everyones faces.
Then calmly, simutaniously, stop and converge on the counter, forming an orderly que. Order food from the terrified staff (remember to have given them a little extra treatment) and eat it.
Walk out calmly.

Get hold oh those fake eyeballs-the squishy ones-and place them in the strawberry mcflurry dispenser.
Alternatively, the same but with fake blood.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/24 13:19:04


Post by: welshhoppo


Walk in and demand a big kahuna burger instead of a big mac. Shout loudly until a manager comes over and begins to talk to you and then pull out a pistol and shoot the cashier, loudly exclaiming " Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/25 01:27:05


Post by: Guardsmen Bob


Come in dressed as an employee, and have your hand covered in hot sauce/ketchup. Then start yelling:

"Oh my god! Who's eating my thumb!?"


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/25 03:17:27


Post by: Admiral Valerian


Drop a live grenade in the toilet bowl.


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/25 06:48:50


Post by: Somedude593


Jump onto a table wearing nothing but sequined speedos and thigh high boots blasting "its raining men" from a similarly sequined boombox all while seductively thrusting towards the counter


101 ways to get banned from McDonalds @ 2013/09/26 04:25:53


Post by: wolfmerc


rob the mcdonalds.