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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 10:54:24
Subject: One Weapon.
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Flashy Flashgitz
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If you could own one weapon or device from 40k what would it be?
Nothing to big like a deathstrike missile but tanks are ok.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 10:57:21
Subject: One Weapon.
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Bryan Ansell
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A chainsword.
Seems to cut through most things in the grimdark without snarling up. I reckon it could replace most of the saws in my tool box.
Maybe a humble Bolter as well.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 11:16:35
Subject: One Weapon.
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Flashy Flashgitz
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I'd probably chose a power fist or sword.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 11:21:17
Subject: One Weapon.
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
Pat that askala, O-H-I hate this stupid state
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Hmm... so many weapons either a GKs halbred or a psycannon just to see what it would do.
Automatically Appended Next Post: Hmm... so many weapons either a GKs halbred or a psycannon just to see what it would do.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 11:40:24
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Lady of the Lake
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A fully functioning STC system. It's like wishing for more wishes
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 11:50:02
Subject: One Weapon.
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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I'd probably have to go with a suit of Swooping Hawk Aspect armor with a fusion gun. Autarch set of armor I suppose. Flying and a nasty gun that vaporises things.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 11:55:22
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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n0t_u wrote:A fully functioning STC system. It's like wishing for more wishes
Seconded
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 12:16:43
Subject: One Weapon.
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Gorechild!!!
Kharn the betrayers HUGE and beautiful chain axe
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:00:27
Subject: One Weapon.
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos
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Kombi shoota/skorcha
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Melissia wrote:How many Space Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb.
6, 1 techpriest and 5 tacticals that stand around trying to pose like badasses.
agroszkiewicz wrote: Rawr, chaosy magic and tentacle porn! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:01:25
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Focused Dark Angels Land Raider Pilot
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Screw that, Gorefather all the way. I doubt I could ever lift it though...
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You brighten my life like a polystyrene hat, but it melts in the sun like a life without love, and I've waited for you so I'll keep holding on without you.
"There's nothing cooler than being proud of the things that you love" - Sean Plott
Gold League - Terran |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:02:25
Subject: One Weapon.
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
Durham, UK
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Big Shoota!
They look infinitely shootable... *dakkadakkadakka*
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"A heathen, conceivably. But not, I hope, an unenlightened one."
Eeeeh, wargaming weren't like this back in my day! |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:16:20
Subject: One Weapon.
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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An Assault Cannon - the method in which is shoots and causes damage would keep changing, keeping me on my toes. One day I'd be able to tear down tanks due to sheer weight of fire, and then other days I'd hardly be able to put a dent in my car.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:33:14
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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unbeliever87 wrote:Screw that, Gorefather all the way. I doubt I could ever lift it though...
 I was considering that, or abby's deamon sword.
But I'd prefer something I could wield, and wouldn't kill me when i tried to use it
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 13:48:27
Subject: One Weapon.
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Flashy Flashgitz
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I wonder how useful an auspex would be?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 14:04:55
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Sinewy Scourge
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A force sword, providing my mental skills were up to wielding it. I sort of fell in love with that weapon soon after hearing of it and I'm trying to get one for my DH character. I am also known for my liking of elegant blades and other sharp things.
The other I'd be interested in would be an agoniser whip.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 14:43:23
Subject: One Weapon.
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Raging Ravener
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Two Boneswords, or a crisis suit =]
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BeRzErKeR wrote:MagicJuggler wrote:It's not a matter of grippage. It's a matter of weight ratios. A 500-lb thrust Rokkit, cannot carry a 2-ton Warboss. And don't ask about African Rokkits.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 14:51:25
Subject: One Weapon.
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Courageous Questing Knight
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hmmmm.....
-flashback-
the scene is: and old toyota corolla drives into the parkinglot (really gakky car.), as it parks, the bumper falls off.
A man gets out, carrying a tactical bag and 2 HS bags.
he also takes a box.
After much merriment and bloodbrooding. he opened his other box.
he procures a smaller box, made of metal.
when he opens it up, out comes a 1:1 scale replica of a bolter (resin, 2 clips and detatchable.) and a power fist.
an "unsupervised storekid drops the heavy bolter"
the resin bolter is smashed to a million pieces, and the chained powerfist is also smashed.
Moral of the story:
if you're going to take ANYTHING from gamesworkshop, it will have to be, the unsupervised storechild.
if you can't get one, go for the unsupervised tabby kitten. Automatically Appended Next Post: H.B.M.C. wrote:An Assault Cannon - the method in which is shoots and causes damage would keep changing, keeping me on my toes. One day I'd be able to tear down tanks due to sheer weight of fire, and then other days I'd hardly be able to put a dent in my car.
thats just because the gun is so unstable you're only likely to hit 70% of the time, and thats twinlinked.
also, an assault canon does about as much damage as a blowfly.
where do the bullets come from, anyway?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 14:56:47
Subject: One Weapon.
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Lady of the Lake
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Captain Solon wrote:where do the bullets come from, anyway?
Nearby forgeworld?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:04:27
Subject: One Weapon.
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Lethal Lhamean
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I choose a lascannon.. I get a friend to keep me company.. and the rest of the squad will die for me..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:04:52
Subject: One Weapon.
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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The Lasgun. It is the only weapon that will never run out of ammo, and is easily understood and mass produced. Patent the technology, sell it and become the laser gun billionaire.
It also comes in handy if you need to microwave a hot pocket, shave, or defrost your car's windshield. I could find a million and one things to do with a portable medium strength laser.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:07:07
Subject: One Weapon.
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Digital weapon or a neural disrupter.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:17:17
Subject: One Weapon.
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Numberless Necron Warrior
New York, NY
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My own personal XV8 Crisis Suit equipped with a Flamer, Fusion Blaster and Plasma Rifle along with all the Hard-Wired amenities.
And a Hangar to keep it in and the tools/resources/knowledge to maintain it.
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Death to the False Emperor!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:33:28
Subject: One Weapon.
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Ammunition would be the key problem.
so I would have to go with one of the following
Lasgun (ubiquitious in WH40k, reliable, and would be able to patent the idea as mentioned above to become super-rich)
Las Pistol (as above, but smaller, and easier to use)
Frostblade cuts through nearly anything? yesplz.
Harlequins Kiss the fluff behind this weapon is pretty cool, a monofilament wire that liquifies the target from the inside out? yesplz.
If ammunition/weight was not a problem it would be pretty much any terminator layout.
Assault Cannon and Chainfist;
Cyclone Missile Launcher, Stormbolter and Chainfist;
Thunderhammer and Stormshield;
Twin Lightning Claws
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:44:45
Subject: One Weapon.
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Bounding Ultramarine Assault Trooper
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Land Raider.
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Mistress of minis wrote urity seals of course! Sorta like a man-kini....only more zealous... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:48:02
Subject: One Weapon.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Well, you can't get much better than the giant space ship moon fortress thing that is the base for one of the SM chapters (I forget which).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:50:56
Subject: One Weapon.
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Lady of the Lake
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SilverMK2 wrote:Well, you can't get much better than the giant space ship moon fortress thing that is the base for one of the SM chapters (I forget which).
Battlebarge?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:54:44
Subject: One Weapon.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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n0t_u wrote:[Battlebarge?

No, I am sure there is at least one chapter which has a moon sized space ship fortress. Think it might be the Imperial Fists?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 15:57:50
Subject: Re:One Weapon.
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Lady of the Lake
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Blackstone fortress?
EDIT: No real idea, they usually just have a battlebarge, a fleet and their homeworld. Sounds cool though.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 17:03:38
Subject: One Weapon.
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Flashy Flashgitz
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But what would you actually DO with a blackstone fortress?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2010/01/26 17:22:20
Subject: One Weapon.
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Drive around the 'verse, shooting up stuff, visiting alien babes... the usual
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