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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Commisar

Pop quiz men! we're the only squad left, we have nothing but bayonets..... and we are being charged by a stompa WHAT DO WE DO?
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut






Las Vegas

KingCracker wrote:Commisar

Pop quiz men! we're the only squad left, we have nothing but bayonets..... and we are being charged by a stompa WHAT DO WE DO?


We take that Stompa, Sarge! Lead the way! <wink>

 
   
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control







Warboss: Humph... im still 'ungry... Um... Hummmm... Ur Grotz i needs ya.
   
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Lesser Daemon of Chaos




Minting, Horncastle

in my days of playing imperial guard in 4th ed me and a friend were playing a cityfight game and he took a stratagem that allows him to make a building become dangerous terrain, so i did not know this and i put ALL my units in one building, and that building just happened to be the one he blew up...

Vox Caster Bearer: "sir i think i hear a beeping noise"

Sargent: "SHUTTUP, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT IS NO COMMISSAR I CAN REPORT YOU TOO!!!! "

Sniper: "main command i see a chaos sorcerer holding some sort of button, and he appears to be waving at us"

Senior Officer: "Get the Command squad out"

-KA-EXPLODE-

Vox Caster Bearer: sir we need to evacuate the building now!"

Sargent: "WE NEED TO EVAC THE BUILDING NOW"

and on their way out they were squished by falling rubble

needless to say, i lost only killing a khorne beserker, with an auto-cannon

we did not get to turn 3
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





"oh crap....where'd the eldar go?"

"dont worry, thats what bayonettes are for"

"here come the orks! quick, grab your stub pistol!"


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Dangerous Skeleton Captain




The Vegetable Plane

SonsOfLoki wrote:in my days of playing imperial guard in 4th ed me and a friend were playing a cityfight game and he took a stratagem that allows him to make a building become dangerous terrain, so i did not know this and i put ALL my units in one building, and that building just happened to be the one he blew up...

Vox Caster Bearer: "sir i think i hear a beeping noise"

Sargent: "SHUTTUP, YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL THAT IS NO COMMISSAR I CAN REPORT YOU TOO!!!! "

Sniper: "main command i see a chaos sorcerer holding some sort of button, and he appears to be waving at us"

Senior Officer: "Get the Command squad out"

-KA-EXPLODE-

Vox Caster Bearer: sir we need to evacuate the building now!"

Sargent: "WE NEED TO EVAC THE BUILDING NOW"

and on their way out they were squished by falling rubble

needless to say, i lost only killing a khorne beserker, with an auto-cannon

we did not get to turn 3


Ha, that's the reason it's against the rules to use that stratagem on a building in your opponent's deployment zone

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Sneaky Sniper Drone





shoreline WA

Space Marines protects hobits from Lotr

Marine sargent to commander, "Sir its almost 2:00pm sould we ask the enemy to stop firing?"

Marine commander,"What why? Never mind go ahead."

Marine Sarge to enemy and units at 2pm,"k people 2'o clock time to put down your weapons, U KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!"

Marines cheering

Hobbits run out of house with Lot of food and start serving everyone with food.serves to commander, gets shot in the head

Marine to marine, "It's 'bout 3 o clock, want to start trying to kill each other again?"

other marine, " Sure"

Fight resumes with the end of dinner with explosive in the food, HOBBITS WIN Woot Woot

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Slippery Scout Biker




You're fighting Chaos Marines, (as either a Space Marine or a Guardsman, it doesn't matter), and suddenly you hear them shout: "For the Emperor!"
   
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Gresham, OR

Any member of any army:

"Oops."


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South Africa

nothing.

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Roarin' Runtherd




Corowa, NSW, Australia

"...Teabag!!"

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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot





Australia, Victoria

Tau things you don't wanna hear.....

"They can run at us now?"

"Woohoo, reinforcements...... err.... why does the crisis suit at front weild a blade?"

"Brace for the enemy assault!"

"Who loaded the pluse rifles with ping pong balls again?"

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The Bowling Alley

*a space marine reports to his local physician for his monthly physical*

doctor enters room with a worried look: well now...

Marine: what is it doc?

Doctor: something came up on your *cough* test...

Marine: is it bad??

doctor: well son... have you had... *cough* relations? recently??

marine: no sir...

Doctor: now you can tell me son... I know you're not telling the truth though... your CO told me about that incident with the daemonette...

Marine: alright doc... you caught me... whats wrong... did that slannesh she devil give me something?

Doctor: thats just it son... she wasn't slannesh... she wasnt slannesh at all... she was nurgle...


*end scene*


And remember kids...

always practice safe interaction with the diseased hordes...

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Somewhere in the unknown universe.

Country Music.

Manchu wrote:
Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.


Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
 
   
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"Heh, Sarge said something called 'tirry-nids' was a-coming. That old fool, he must've taken a knock to the head..."
   
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In your base, ignoring your logic.

"Those eldar can't hit the broad side of a barn and they smell funny. We can take them."

"Sir, those are orks."

"Oh, so we can take them in close combat. Fix bayonets!"
   
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LunaHound wrote:
*Inquisitor arrives after Sisters of Battle have successfully wiped out a Daemon infested city

Inq: Report, i see you have met a fierce resistance.

Celestian : We suffered no casualties, not even a wound , the emperor protects us.

Inq , then where are all the blood from?

Celestian : Its that time of the month, when we shall drown our enemies in crimson river of death!

Inq: ? what do you mean?



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hahahahaha

Walk softly, and carry a big gun  
   
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Brainy Zoanthrope






Aberdeen, Scotland.

Exarch_Nektel wrote:Country Music.




I laughed so hard at this!

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The world needs wannabes.

 
   
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Brainy Zoanthrope






Aberdeen, Scotland.

Some annoying little stood by your table telling you what they would have done better everytime one of your units is killed.

The world needs wannabes.

 
   
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot






Worcester, UK

Wannabe Writer wrote:Some annoying little stood by your table telling you what they would have done better everytime one of your units is killed.

An annoying little crying his eyes out and wailing on the top of his lungs after you punch him for said comments

 
   
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair





In your base, ignoring your logic.

hellsguardian316 wrote:
Wannabe Writer wrote:Some annoying little stood by your table telling you what they would have done better everytime one of your units is killed.

An annoying little crying his eyes out and wailing on the top of his lungs after you punch him for said comments


An annoying little s mother complaining to you after you punched the little in the face.


"CRACK SUICIDE SQUAD ADVANCE!!!"
   
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Brainy Zoanthrope






Aberdeen, Scotland.

Totally ripping off TSOALR, but it has to be said....

Unsupervised kid in the store: "Nice toy soldiers, can I look at them. Ooops...."

The world needs wannabes.

 
   
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Brainy Zoanthrope






Aberdeen, Scotland.

"You need to roll anything but a 1....."

The world needs wannabes.

 
   
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IG commander: Oh look, an enemy.

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If I knew, I'd tell you.

Marneus Calgar : Son of Guilliman, if I was to tell you that you are going to be the next Chapter Master of the ultramarines what would you say?

Space Marine Captain: I'd say screw this, I'm going over to Khorne.

The oonivers vill burn!  
   
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Outflanking

Don't worry, here come the Lamentors!

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A: A Maniraptor 
   
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"I hate this game."

"Your army is cheesy go screw a goat."

blarg 
   
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"Ok, I am gonna Lash that unit over here, and that other unit right next to them...Now I am gonna have my 9 Oblits fire Plasma cannons..."

   
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Outflanking

Hey, nine 1's.

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