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**Dastardly Dave**

Anshal wrote:Mad max the angrier Ogryn looted a Thunder hawk and sett of in his search for the princes, When he reached the nearest space port he was contacted by a blue skinned fish face....

I love this, but remember to include fortunately before it, as the person before you was on unfortunately. (its still got to make sense).

**aka_tizz**

Unfortunately, the blue-skinned fish face was actually the true face of the princess, who was in love with Mad Max the angrier Ogryn, and she wanted him to marry her and have lots and lots of Fishgryns

**RiTides**

Hahahhaha

I don't have anything to add just yet... but I busted out laughing at this one

. Fishgryns!!

**Orkestra**

Fortunately, the Fish Face Empire (tm) is much more accepting of strange abhumans than most, so Max was offered a job.

**RiTides**

Unfortunately, the FFE is less progressive about inter-species marriage. Max's boss attempted, in various ways, to encourage Max to have an "accident". His most recent attempt began by introducing a few drops of hallucinogen into Max's morning coffee, and then...

**Orkestra**

Fortunately, Mad Max was having a blast with his hallucinations (which he didn't know were hallucinations, being quite stupid). He enjoyed a solid day of romping around a (more) fictitious universe. The best part of his day must have been the Thunderdome.

**Anshal**

Unfortunately Mad max the angrier ogryn realised that a Ogryn should not be in such a place. So he got his hand on a really red painted figther and wooshed away from the foul place

**Eldar Own**

Fortunatley the red fighter jet was a sacred artefact said to have been owned by the God that the FFE worshiped. As a reward they ignored the interspecies bit and let the marrige commence.

**aka_tizz**

Unfortunately, the blue-skinned fish face princess was a little strange in bed, so when Mad Max the angrier Ogryn tried to have sex with her, she tied him up and stung him with her venomous needles repeatedly...in the butt

**RiTides**

Erm...

Fortunately, since Mad Max's ordeal was taking place on a family-friendly wargaming forum, the rest of that incident got edited out of the story

He also noticed the mysterious chip (which he always kept in his shirt pocket, next to his heart, for good luck) pulsing whenever he passed a certain doorway on his way to work. One morning he decided to check and see if it was unlocked... and as Ogryns (especially angry ones) tend to do, he accidentally broke it off the hinges.

**jwelvis629**

Unfortunately, this room was the private bathroom of Max the angrier Ogryn's mother in law, perch-face, and she was using it at the time. The stench was mind-boggling.

**Anshal**

Fortuantely Max the angry and now married Ogryn felt a strangely attracted to the foul smell. He then ate miss perh/face and then went for a nap

**aka_tizz**

Unfortunately, miss perch-face didn't like to be eaten so she complained to her daughter through Max's farts

**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately, it turned out to be a case of mistaken identity -- Miss Perch-face wasn't Max's mother in law because if she was she would have been a Mrs -- she was in fact a thief who had been robbing Mrs Perch-face's bathroom scent cupboard.

**jwelvis629**

Unfortunately, eating bathroom thieves was still considered a crime, punishable by long talks about relationships, and in-laws visiting for monthes.

**Anshal**

Fortunately Max was immune to such horrid warp spawned horros, after escaping this Max went outside and got yelled at by a old old old man in a metal box

**Grotzooka**

Unfortunately the old old old man in a metal box was a Grey Knight Dreadnought, sent by the Ordo Malleus to purge the fish-people and anyone else unlucky enough to get in the way, and what he yelled was "Death to the fishes and their Ogryn buddies!"

**jwelvis629**

Fortunately, the dreadnought wasn't stainless steel and the iron rusted solid and couldn't move before it could kill Max... so he ran upstairs into the bedroom, hoping for some peace and quiet.

**Anshal**

Unfortunately for Max Grey Knigths dont knock on doors, they simply tear down the house! So Max the now heretic labeled Orgyn got his house torn appart by a angry, angry Grey knight with a nemesis force weapon

**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately the house had been condemned as unfit for Ogryn or fishy inhabitation, so tearing it apart saved a lot of demolition costs.

With his new found wealth, Max took Mrs Max for a nice holiday.

**Cheese Elemental**

Unfortunately, there are still plane-hijackers in the 41st milennium.

**Dastardly Dave**

Fortunately, Max went by ship.

**Anshal**

Unfortunately there are still pirates in the 41st millenium

**orkylooter**

fortunately they weren't bum pirates

**Dastardly Dave**

orkylooter wrote:fortunately they went bum pirates

Lolwut? What are you trying to say?

**Anshal**

Unfortunatley Max got his bum looted by the bum pirtaes who cooked it with a sauce of Ork brain sauce

**metallifan**

Fortunately, he still had enough money to go on vacation -and- get an augmetic butt transplant.

**Kilkrazy**

Unfortunately, on the return voyage from the augmetic clinic, his ship got wrecked and Max was cast ashore on a desert island with no entertainment materials except a sono-player, 12 aud-cubes, a copy of the Uplifting Primer and a copy of the Complete Works of Shakespear.

Not being much of a reader, Max sat down to take stock of his aud-cubes.

**metallifan**

Fortunately, Shakespere's plays were saved to an audio file on his Dataslate, and after listening to the Bard of Albion's "Macbeth" he decided to create a hilariously skewered Ogryn version...

**Grotzooka**

Unfortunately, he had no writing materials.