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**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately, Max was saved by a passing Inquisitor.

Considering the basic plot of a wronged, ambitious Ogryn and his fishy wife doing in the rightful Emporer and taking over the Space Kingdom, it was lucky that Max hadn't written down any of his new play.

**metallifan**

Unfortunately, Max wasn't one to put thought into situationally appropriate behavior (or much else, for that matter), and began to act out his play in front of the wide-eyed and very utterly confused Inquisitor.

**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately the Inquisitor assumed the madness was caused by a combination of being an Ogryn and sunstroke.

Max sat down on his new bottom to consider his options.

**metallifan**

Unfortunately, Max sat on the Inquisitor's favorite priceless pet Space-Tiger

**orkylooter**

fortunately it turned out to be a space marines
from the space tigers chaper

**metallifan**

Unfortunately, the exact area Max sat on was the Marine's Power Fist.

**Grotzooka**

Fortunately, it was time for Max's annual colonoscopy.

**metallifan**

Unfortunately, this Marine was an Apothecary by the name of "Dr. Bigfingers"

**Katavus**

Fortunately the Dr. Bigfingers got deployed as a vital part of a mission.

**Kilkrazy**

Unfortunately, Dr. Bigfingers had the principle never to stop a consultation with a patient once he had started, so he brought Max on the mission with him.

"Here we go again", though Max. "Thank Emporer my bottom is augmetic -- I just hope the batteries last!"

**Anshal**

Fortuantley Max the angrier and bum augmented bum looter victim met a Tech Priest who loved to get "hard love" on the hood of a Baneblade painted pink

**Kilkrazy**

It looked beautiful! Max whipped out his camera and shot a pic.

Unfortunately the Tech Priest was furious at the Ogryn taking photos without permission. With a white-hot ejaculation of fury, he kicked Max, Mrs Max and the augmetic bottom off the Baneblade to be crushed to death under its mighty tracks!!!

**Anshal**

Fortuantely Max bounced of a Servitor while Ms Max got pulped under the treads, upon seein this Max howled with joy. He proceded to butt pump said Servitor in sheer joy

**metallifan**

Unfortunately, Max was once again pushing the boundaries on "Family Friendly" and the Imperial Bureau of Behavioral Standards had to come in and give him a stern and very boring talking-to.

**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately, even after sitting and listening to the Imperial Bureau Admonisment Servitor for several hurs, the batteries in the augmetic bottom were still okay, so Max decided to walk home.

**metallifan**

Killkrazy wrote:several hurs

HURR!

Unfortunately, Max remembered he was on a completely different planet. Getting home suddenly became a very daunting prospect. Max would need some booze if he was to make it back.

**Kilkrazy**

"Eight Ace, that's what I need", thought Max's brain to itself.

Fortunately, the welcoming glow of an ADLD store could be seen in the distance. Max struck out at IG marching pace, his augmetic buttocks clenching and unclenching like a pair of well oiled machines.

**Katavus**

Unfortunately what max saw as a ADLD store was actually in fact a hallucination of the heat creating a mirage in the distance.

**Dastardly Dave**

Fortunately, he was too stupid to realise this so walked in and bought a beer (or 40k equivelent).

**aka_tizz**

Unfortunately, the beer (or 40k equivalent) had been stuff with laxatives, and when Max finally gave in, he sprayed the whole area around, including the Space Tigers Chapter Master who was happening to pass by

**metallifan**

Fortunately, the Chapter Master was wearing his helmet with his armour, as he was tired of being the target of "Bald and Screaming, HUUURRR!" jokes.

**Anshal**

Unfortunatley he did not like getting hozed by Max, So once again Max found himself in a unpleasent conflict with a helmet wearing bald and angry man

**metallifan**

Fortunately, Dr. Bigfingers was still nearby, and suddenly remembered that the Chapter Master had also been avoiding his prostate exam. Pulling on his latex glove, he beckoned the Chapter Master over, allowing Max to escape.

**Kilkrazy**

Unfortunately, the Chapter Master was allergic to latex, and his bottom swelled up like a baboon's.

Dr. Bigfingers realised the only cure was an immediate augmetic bottom transplant, and he didn't have any spare bottoms on hand.

Suddenly he remember Max...

**metallifan**

Fortunately, Max had a good headstart, and had managed to hude in an Ogryn-sized scrub field

**Katavus**

Unfortunately the Scrub field was full of farmers that had been infected by chaos, which was the reason behind the chapter master being in the non existent bar.

**Kilkrazy**

Fortunately, "Blessed is the mind too small for thought".

Max was protected from the taint of chaos by his innate Ogrynnish stupidity.

The chaotic farmers did not dare to physically attack a beered-up 10 foot tall thug who had an augmetic bottom and a carrier bag full of Eight Ace.

**Anshal**

Unfortunately the same did not go for the Khorn berserker lord hiding in said field

**Kilkrazy**

"I'm gonna kick your arse!" shouted the Khorn Berker. "Arses for the arse throne!!"

He took a mighty swing of his boot at Max's rear end.

Fortunately the kick short-circuited the batteries in the augmetic bottom. The full power of premium grade Imperial ions discharged into the Berserker's foot, killing him dead in a flash.

**Kilkrazy**

Unfortunately, Max's speed of advance was now reduced by half, as his buttocks were running on emergency reserve power.

Max limped slowly back towards the ADLD, in the hope of picking up a couple of packs of AAs.