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Chicago, Illinois

Da Boss wrote:Wow, you've talked to ALL of them?

My town is dull and boring and there is 1 sun and stupid women. And I know this because I've talked to nearly half of them. So I can safely say. They all follow this category.
Popular- Ignorant
Regular- Dumb
Semi-popular but hang out with people like me- smart

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Whoah, so there ARE smart women! Hey, my town has 1 sun, too! I like the way it allows us to live, with its heat and light.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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USA

... I think I'm at a loss for words.

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Nuremberg

It was a pretty awesome post wasn't it?
My favourite part was "girls who hang out with me = smart".
Stay classy!

   
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Chicago, Illinois

micahaphone wrote:Whoah, so there ARE smart women! Hey, my town has 1 sun, too! I like the way it allows us to live, with its heat and light.

Its a family guy quote except it is.
"There are two suns, and no women what the hell am I suppose to do!"

Plus there are barely any in this sad sad little town. Smart Women that is. They are either really intelliegent and have no common sense.
Or they have no intelliegence and common sense. And no intelliegence and no common sense.
I like the ones with both.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Sorry, I don't watch family guy, did not notice. Find people with similar interests, hang out with them, become friends with them. Or, as they say in France, "Le Gasp!" Humans with two X chromosomes can be smart too!

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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USA

There's probably barely any smart men, either, but since you're not gay you're not really looking very hard.

I suggest you become gay for a month and do some research.

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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Chicago, Illinois

oh hell no. The Women make the guys look like dumbasses.
And that is saying alot as one girl once asked how to spell the word like..... And spelt her name wrong.
And the best part is I know guys who are stupider than her. And that roughly covers 25% of male population in the town.


Hahaha. People Thought I was gay. Researched, and found some good ones.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Why would there be any men besides my friends? Impossible. Obviously I have never met some guy who thinks they speak "Muslim" in Western Asia, or found a dude who screams that the chemistry teacher is a witch when she makes water boil by putting it in a vacuum chamber.

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Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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USA

I was called a witch by a dude once because I disagreed with them on a matter of religion... even though I was quoting his holy book. It was fun. (the matter of religion is the one discussed in my blog, I'd rather not actually bring it up here)

I so very much love the people of this nation.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Lol, BURN THE HERETIC! What was the issue that you were debating?

Is that micro text? I cannot read it, even at extreme magnifications.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

I love this nation, but the only problem i have is the stupidty and the outright wrong things people say sometimes.
Like guys think it is ok to say that they would rape women. In Front of girls. And not only that but they believe it is ok the grind at a dance. I think very much so my town is sadder than any other i've been to.
This makes Sydney's Hooker area look like a china town for kids....

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Dude, you're making me want to push my state farther away from Chicago with giant engines and thrusters.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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USA

I'd call chicago the garbage dump of the US, but that is reserved for the entire state of Alabama.

Jokes aside, there's also little misunderstandings that aren't really stupid, just... misunderstandings. Like people who think women can't be colorblind. Things like that.

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Isn't colorblindness simply much more rare in women? Not impossible, just that you'd need double recessive on the X chromosome, similar to how rare it is for a woman to have Down's Syndrome?

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

Melissia wrote:I'd call chicago the garbage dump of the US, but that is reserved for the entire state of Alabama.

Jokes aside, there's also little misunderstandings that aren't really stupid, just... misunderstandings. Like people who think women can't be colorblind. Things like that.

I know an example like that.


Sister is color blind XD. Anyway it is inappropriate for children.

Anyway I know girls who say they are color blind yet they always pick the pink color and blue and yellow. Which they said they couldn't see.
I show them a pink card, a yellow card, and blue card. I said take the blue card. And she takes the blue card every time. And they all looked the same except for the color.

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USA

Yes. But seeing as some people view science as some sort of modern anti-christian demon, it's hard to actually convince them of that.

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Chicago

Why does my girl always think "I'm going out with my friends" means "I'm going to hit on every woman I set eyes on"?

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Arlington, Texas

Asherian Command wrote:...they believe it is ok the grind at a dance.


That's ridiculous. If they were doing it right the women would be grinding on them.

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Chicago, Illinois

Karon wrote:Why does my girl always think "I'm going out with my friends" means "I'm going to hit on every woman I set eyes on"?

She is Paranoid.
Of course I am paranoid of just about everything. I have my own zombie plan.
And this one time a girl called me wierd for making a zombie plan.
The very next day. That same girl made a Vampire guide for dumbies. Yep. Apparently its more likely that a Vampire will appear, Than a zombie in her mind.

Also for Cannerus they didn't do it right.

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USA

And you shouldn't have any doubt that many men get the same way. Being possessive is not a gender-based trait, nor is paranoia

The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

But it is still bad!

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

I laugh at the fact that almost all the sensible people are the people from other states or countries or the main city.
My town sucks. But Chicago is great. I am living in the chicagoland area. Which is filled with dumbasses.
But inside of Chicago is lots of cool stuff.
Anyway the foreign people like me really don't like the people here in that they are basically living in a giant bubble.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Chicago is a cool city. Apparently its suburbs are bad. By "foreign people" do you mean people who have moved into the area, instead of being born there?

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

micahaphone wrote:Chicago is a cool city. Apparently its suburbs are bad. By "foreign people" do you mean people who have moved into the area, instead of being born there?

Well I was born in highland park and 2 days later I moved to Australia.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Wow. And you moved back here when?

Commissar NIkev wrote:
This guy......is smart
 
   
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Chicago, Illinois

micahaphone wrote:Wow. And you moved back here when?

11 years ago i moved back. And went back there for 3 months and came back. And Enjoyed it alot.
Hence why I believe i have been exposed to more of the Real World.

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Secret lab at the bottom of Lake Superior

Cool.

Commissar NIkev wrote:
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Warwickshire

the opposite gender don't confuse me. wait there's an opposite gender. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
   
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Asherian Command wrote:I love this nation, but the only problem i have is the stupidty and the outright wrong things people say sometimes.
Like guys think it is ok to say that they would rape women. In Front of girls. And not only that but they believe it is ok the grind at a dance. I think very much so my town is sadder than any other i've been to.
This makes Sydney's Hooker area look like a china town for kids....


Did you know that there was a High School that had to cancel it's Snow Ball Dance in my state because no one would show up, as Grinding was not going to be allowed? I think only four people actually showed up out of the three hundred in the school.


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Melissia wrote:I was called a witch by a dude once because I disagreed with them on a matter of religion... even though I was quoting his holy book. It was fun. (the matter of religion is the one discussed in my blog, I'd rather not actually bring it up here)

I so very much love the people of this nation.


Same thing happened to me, basically. I was hitting on Church Girl and she basically called me a Demon, since I am not Christian, I am.... Ognostic(SP? You know, I believe in a God, just not the ones of any current faith). Now, I know I play Chaos Space Marines, but still....

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