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I have a khorne tattoo, so i guess I'm already on board.

Definitely Tzeentch. Cos Change is as good as a holiday! badum tch!

if you join nurgle, he will give you more chin's then a chinese phone book, tzeentch will make you all fugly by playing around with your looks, slaneesh will make a pink rainbow warrior (who can take you seriously) and khorne just wants crazy psychos to spill blood. Chaos is the worst decision anyone has made.

Malal. I would spend my days ambushing Chaos warlords and Imperial officers, capturing them, and then engaging them in rational debate designed to convert them to atheism.

Anyone who mentioned the inherent contradictions of my very existence would be slaughtered without pity.

Slaanesh, 'nuff said.

Incurus wrote:I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...

Thats why he gets my vote A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!

Not necesarily with lady parts....

But id probably go khorne, as long as i could get in the mindset of someone like Kharn, id be all set .

BeRzErKeR wrote:Malal. I would spend my days ambushing Chaos warlords and Imperial officers, capturing them, and then engaging them in rational debate designed to convert them to atheism.

Anyone who mentioned the inherent contradictions of my very existence would be slaughtered without pity.

Necoho the Doubter is the god you are think of not Malal.

But I would choose Nurgle I'm already fat and felling no pain would be great. Plus beasts of nurgle are just big puppies.

Turning twistin and weaving leaving your lives as inportant as a macramay coster tzeench will always be my master.

Grach wrote:Turning twistin and weaving leaving your lives as inportant as a macramay coster tzeench will always be my master.

... I think I understood that.

The void dragon.... oops my adeptus mechanicus is showing...


Of the big 4 chaos gods... slaanesh, but not for the reasons most have been giving... Remember Slaanesh is also the prince of perfection. So people who strive for the perfection of knowledge/swordsmanship/etc.. are giving worship as well.

Nurgle you feel no pain.

Malal.

Kill those chaos dudes! And those imperium dudes!

I would probably follow Tzeentch, as he does all the cool magic stuff.

Does chaos undevided count, its not an indevidual but its what i would follow, i wish i knew more about the chaos gods i love the background stuff.

thefarseerofnorthryde wrote:I would probably follow Tzeentch, as he does all the cool magic stuff.

Enjoy an arm growing where your man parts used to be.


'cos I'd rather have mine just fall off.

Down w/ Chaos! Follow the Starchild!

Tzeentch. Because Sorcerers are awesome.

Khorne. The insane ability to slay in his name without pause, without fear, without wants or needs, just blood for the blood god.

I would have to go with nurgle, i mean common who doesn't love to be all pus covered and bloated, and on a side note: Plague Zombies!!!!

Khorne for me. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khorne. Big, red brutes are cool. Moar blood for the blood god! ^

Tzeentch or Slaanesh...

Tzeentch just to know stuff - the pursuit of knwoledge is quite important to me, y'know, reading is quite important & I'd propbably be awesome at Countdown & Scrabble

Slaanesh beacuse it would be easier, it appeals to my lazy side & the down-right corrupt 'damn it all to hell' I only care for my materialistic nature & self-side & want to taste the best of food, drink & people & 'don't care at what cost to my soul' aspect. Totally wrong and self destroying but a ride many politicians/rich/famous people seem to have taken. None of it is positive in anyway but appeals to my base nature - why work hard when you can take drugs & corrupt others to your perverse bidding? Bwa-hahahahahahaha...

I think a follower of Nurgle would make for an amusing Sushi Chef & I think following Khorne might be useful to purge all the idiots from the planet that ruin the existance of millions of people just so they can buy they don't need that is ultimately as meaningless as their existance, or else go on a kill crazy rampage in a banking district and estate agents, they'd have to go too, in fact the best sollution for Khorne would be to kill EVERYONE

I'm joking of course

Tzeentch for me...

As warspawned, I am torn between Tzeentch or Slaanesh.

Slaanesh has the debauchery, rock n roll and the hedonism, but you're not guaranteed whose going to be dishing it out, and I kind of like only possessing a single set of reproductive organs, keeps things simple you know...

Tzeentch on the other hand, he seems like he plays tabletop games, and would be a pretty badass tactician to go up against, so if I am to spend eternity in damnation in an impossible daemon realm, I want to be able to enjoy a hobby, or maybe an infinitely long DnD campaign or something (knowing tzeentch, it would probably turn into a badass LARP or something), but then again, how can I roll dice or paint my models if I'm not guaranteed hands, let alone opposable thumbs while in his service?

Leigen_Zero wrote:As warspawned, I am torn between Tzeentch or Slaanesh.

Slaanesh has the debauchery, rock n roll and the hedonism, but you're not guaranteed whose going to be dishing it out, and I kind of like only possessing a single set of reproductive organs, keeps things simple you know...

Tzeentch on the other hand, he seems like he plays tabletop games, and would be a pretty badass tactician to go up against, so if I am to spend eternity in damnation in an impossible daemon realm, I want to be able to enjoy a hobby, or maybe an infinitely long DnD campaign or something (knowing tzeentch, it would probably turn into a badass LARP or something), but then again, how can I roll dice or paint my models if I'm not guaranteed hands, let alone opposable thumbs while in his service?

Come to slaanesh... lord of all pleasures... that includes painting minatures, playing games and winning them for the thrill, perfection of art (of any form, there are slaanesh swordmasters that train for perfection in swordfighting.) etc...

and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...

sekerra wrote:

and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...

It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...

Leigen_Zero wrote:

sekerra wrote:

and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...

It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...

hands? hands? that is what minions are for...

Easily Khorne. I tend to like the 'in your face' style of fighting, and anyway the khorne models are the only ones that don't look disgusting, gross or just stuffed up

sekerra wrote:

Leigen_Zero wrote:

sekerra wrote:

and just what is wrong with having extra reproductive organs...

It's just simpler if you only have one, once you get above 2 you start running out of hands...

hands? hands? that is what minions are for...

Given the crustaecean like-quality of the hands most minions of slaanesh possess, I suppose either way the problem gets solved...

Me and Slaanesh are pretty good pals.

Laodamia wrote:Khorne. Because it is the only credible and serious chaos god.

Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)

+1

Khorne every time.

I don't want to become fat and be sick for the rest of my life.

I don't want half my chest to become female.

I don't want to be doing everything right and then become a CS all of a second just because Tzeentch thinks it'd be funny.

All you need to do to please khorne is, you know, be a competent Chaos Worshipper and perform the rituals well. Plus, I'd MUCH rather have Bloodlust than rot, mutate, or become asexual.

Plus, GD of Khorne are SOOOOOO much cooler. An'ggrath is the most powerful GW model ever, having infinite attacks.