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2010/05/18 15:44:31
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Ed_Bodger wrote:This thread would be so much better if DLS posted in it and everyone else didn't.
now where would the fun be in that not to mention how would we satisfy the post gods?
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2010/05/18 15:46:21
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Ed_Bodger wrote:This thread would be so much better if DLS posted in it and everyone else didn't.
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A *plethora*. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora? Jefe: Why, El Guapo? El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora. Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
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2010/05/18 15:51:55
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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usernamesareannoying wrote:Ed_Bodger wrote:This thread would be so much better if DLS posted in it and everyone else didn't.
Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Ohhhhh.....Grr...... I can't remember where i've seen that!!!
I have seen it!!! GRRRRRRR
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!" 
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/18 16:01:37
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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think man think! 
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2010/05/18 16:06:09
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I have it some where!!!
Haven't watched it because the disk broke!!!
Grrr.... this will really bug me
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/18 16:09:05
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I keep thinking its from one of the spaggetti westerns.
Am i close?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/18 16:17:53
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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it is a western of sorts... i dont think id classify it as a spaghetti western as such.
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2010/05/18 16:22:02
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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I might just list some westerns.
Screw i'll just guess
For a few dollars more?
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/18 16:38:39
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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rofl...
its another 3 amigos quote.
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2010/05/18 16:45:03
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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DAMN IT
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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"
"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"
Azarath Metrion Zinthos
Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.
Come at me Heretic. |
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2010/05/18 16:47:41
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
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2010/05/19 02:20:08
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
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INCINERATE HIM!
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Glory to the Twelfth! Glory to Angron!
"Because we couldn’t be trusted. The Emperor needed a weapon that would never obey its own desires before those of the Imperium. He needed a weapon that would never bite the hand that feeds. The World Eaters were not that weapon. We’ve all drawn blades purely for the sake of shedding blood, and we’ve all felt the exultation of winning a war that never even needed to happen. We are not the tame, reliable pets that the Emperor wanted. The Wolves obey, when we would not. The Wolves can be trusted, when we never could. They have a discipline we lack, because their passions are not aflame with the Butcher’s Nails buzzing in the back of their skulls. The Wolves will always come to heel when called. In that regard, it is a mystery why they name themselves wolves. They are tame, collared by the Emperor, obeying his every whim. But a wolf doesn’t behave that way. Only a dog does. That is why we are the Eaters of Worlds, and the War Hounds no longer."
—Captain Khârn of the World Eaters Legion's 8th Assault Company, from his unpublished treatise The Eighteen Legions |
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2010/05/19 02:20:23
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
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MOAR FLUFF
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Glory to the Twelfth! Glory to Angron!
"Because we couldn’t be trusted. The Emperor needed a weapon that would never obey its own desires before those of the Imperium. He needed a weapon that would never bite the hand that feeds. The World Eaters were not that weapon. We’ve all drawn blades purely for the sake of shedding blood, and we’ve all felt the exultation of winning a war that never even needed to happen. We are not the tame, reliable pets that the Emperor wanted. The Wolves obey, when we would not. The Wolves can be trusted, when we never could. They have a discipline we lack, because their passions are not aflame with the Butcher’s Nails buzzing in the back of their skulls. The Wolves will always come to heel when called. In that regard, it is a mystery why they name themselves wolves. They are tame, collared by the Emperor, obeying his every whim. But a wolf doesn’t behave that way. Only a dog does. That is why we are the Eaters of Worlds, and the War Hounds no longer."
—Captain Khârn of the World Eaters Legion's 8th Assault Company, from his unpublished treatise The Eighteen Legions |
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2010/05/19 04:57:02
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Holy Terra, Island Continent
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Ed_Bodger wrote:This thread would be so much better if DLS posted in it and everyone else didn't.
QFT
I only check this thread now, once a week cause now all it is weirdos screaming "MOAR FLUFF!!!!"
Or usernamesare anyoying quoteing the feth out of movies.
Its begining to be a waste of time to look because DLS epicness takes a long time to write and it isn't a the top of his to do list now cause he needs to finish the novel for BL.
ok now I have gotten that out of they way
"bring wood and oil!"
until next week...
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2010/05/19 06:23:51
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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Commissar Agro wrote:Ed_Bodger wrote:This thread would be so much better if DLS posted in it and everyone else didn't.
QFT
I only check this thread now, once a week cause now all it is weirdos screaming "MOAR FLUFF!!!!"
Or usernamesare anyoying quoteing the feth out of movies.
Its begining to be a waste of time to look because DLS epicness takes a long time to write and it isn't a the top of his to do list now cause he needs to finish the novel for BL.
ok now I have gotten that out of they way
"bring wood and oil!"
until next week...
Lord of the Rings - Return of the King 
"Engage Ludicrous Speed!"
And yes, this thread is quickly going nowhere, but be patient! Our Lord and Master will return shortly, I have forseen it. 
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2010/05/19 07:12:09
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
Emperor Palpatine, Star Wars Episode 6
"Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I've come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks."
Couldn't help but want to join in on this....
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2010/05/19 14:47:07
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Wargames… nice one!
And since no one picked up my last one ill stick to the same movie…
A: Jesus H Christ, when I was a boy, every little squirt wanted to be a harpooner or a sword fisherman. What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
B: Anti-Shark cage.
A: Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage?
[B nods]
A: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
A: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
And to those that are annoyed… tough. I asked to have this thread locked and reopened when DLS wrote something new pages ago. My spam is anti MOAR fanboy spam because I too grew tired of opening it only to see people inflating DLS’s already massive ego.
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2010/05/19 15:54:31
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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blasphemy!!!
@commisar agro, im a wierdo and proud
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2010/05/19 16:10:18
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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cadian512 wrote:blasphemy!!!
@commisar agro, im a wierdo and proud
please stop hijacking the thread. if you cant answer the quote then pass until you can... thanks.
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2010/05/19 17:00:40
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Perturbed Blood Angel Tactical Marine
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Thou jest, username? That would be Quint, from Jaws!
"Mother Pussbucket!"
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2010/05/19 17:56:23
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Nuruhuine wrote:Thou jest, username? That would be Quint, from Jaws!
"Mother Pussbucket!"
outstanding Nu
one of my favorites and a classic. bill murry in ghost busters.
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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2010/05/19 21:06:26
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Sybarite Swinging an Agonizer
Where Eagles Dare.
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Army of Darkness and by extension the IG.
'Upon seeing the first gatling gun'
Why can't I get one of those?
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On The Darkest Nights They Rise, The Paragons Of Metal. Rock On My Brothers, Rock On. 
'YOU FORGOT ABOUT THE CANDY!' Famous last words of an RP Demolitions Expert
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly. I am Red And White.
 "THOUGH I FACE THE SHADOWS OF THE WARP, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL, I SHALL FEAR NO FOE!FOR I HAVE MOAR DAKKA THAN YOU, BITCHES!"
kronk wrote: Well, yeah. It's not Halloween, yet. I'd be scared of 4 jackasses in masks and trench coats riding around my neighborhood on horses.
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2010/05/19 22:06:55
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
...urrrr... I dunno
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Well, at least there's something to do on the thread now.
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2010/05/19 22:35:29
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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finally... van helsing?
A: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
B: Hit it.
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2010/05/20 03:10:00
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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Finally that rotting corpse officially dies!
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2,100 pts Renegade Imperial Guard 
"Welcome to my strange alternative world of wargaming with toy soldiers: a game for boys of twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty and for that sort of more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books."-H.G Wells, "Little Wars"
DC:90+S+GMB++I+Pw40k08/re+D+A++/mWDR+
 
Boss Kragskarr's Speed Freeks-A Gathering Waaaagh!
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2010/05/20 03:52:51
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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The Blues Brothers?
and thanks for the kudos ^.^
"I hope she’ll be a fool—that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world, a beautiful little fool."
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2010/05/20 07:35:05
Subject: Re:"The Death of The Emperor"
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
Holy Terra, Island Continent
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Stuff it, I'm back.
aren't we all cadian512.
quote time!!!!
"Winston, peadle faster!"
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2010/05/20 13:01:02
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Wouldn't it be a good idea for this thread to get locked like a week after DLS posts and not re opened until he post's again? This thread would be about half its length and we wouldnt have to trawl throught pages and pages of nothingness to read the amazingness
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2010/05/20 15:05:49
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Evasive Eshin Assassin
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Gorechild wrote:Wouldn't it be a good idea for this thread to get locked like a week after DLS posts and not re opened until he post's again? This thread would be about half its length and we wouldnt have to trawl throught pages and pages of nothingness to read the amazingness
and again... i said the same thing pages ago. now stop hijacking the thread please. oh, and finally... @chriswwII - the great gatsby - thanks go out to the wife @commissar agro - one of the mummy series. cant remember which. it's better to burn out than to fade away. - and dont anyone dare say that DB Kurt Cobain...! 
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2010/05/20 15:49:06
Subject: "The Death of The Emperor"
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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usernamesareannoying wrote:Gorechild wrote:Wouldn't it be a good idea for this thread to get locked like a week after DLS posts and not re opened until he post's again? This thread would be about half its length and we wouldnt have to trawl throught pages and pages of nothingness to read the amazingness
and again... i said the same thing pages ago. now stop hijacking the thread please.
Says the original hijacker...
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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The 642's Heavy Weapons Man. 
1500pt-first completed 40k army
2000pts- main army, my own army with its own colour scheme and fluff, heavily converted
Iron Warriors VII Company = 1850pts
Fjälnir Ironfist's Great Company = 1800pts
Guflag's Mercenary Ogres = 2000pts
