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2009/07/17 10:34:43
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@Cheese Elemental: Oh, I wish cheesy, boy do I wish...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/07/17 14:33:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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Lol at Kogwars
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"I hope they can fight without their commmander because he's lost his head."
Alatair, Vindicare Assassin of the Blood Dragons.
Emperors Faithful wrote:Assassin: One shot is all it takes...
Slaneesh: Bow chika wow wow!
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2009/07/17 16:02:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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orkamus prime TRANSFORM ORKOBOTS * EH OH UH OH * peow peow LAZOR GUNS OL SCHOOOL STYLE
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 "I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword"  |
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2009/07/17 18:07:31
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Furious Fire Dragon
Fenway Park, Monster Seats
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physcosamatic wrote:orkamus prime TRANSFORM ORKOBOTS * EH OH UH OH * peow peow LAZOR GUNS OL SCHOOOL STYLE
So if the Orks are the autobots...
<---- Imagines a Eldar Falcon based Starscream.... Muhahahahaha.
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2009/07/17 18:31:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Cheese Elemental wrote:Tau
A fascist empire founded by the Exodites, they turned the peaceful states to a kingdom to a threat to all other races. Believing in the Greater Evil, they are led by the sinister Ethereal Caste who are a meld of Tau and a bug queen whom can control the Tau. There are the following castes
The Fire Caste: The soldiers and hunters of the caste, many who are defeated by them are used as target practice for their various evil ranged weapons.
The Earth Caste: Scientists and labourers who work in terrible conditions making weapons, armour and supplies for the greater evil.
The Water Caste: An conniving race of schemers and merchants who are really greedy and is only in the greater evil for themselves.
The Air Caste: The navigators and commander of sneaky warships, they love to perform orbital bombardments just giggles.
Amongst the rebelling Tau is Farsight, a Tau who was persuaded that the Exodite Eldar is responsible this and plans to rebel against them.
So they didn't change the Tau much, it looks like.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2009/07/18 08:58:47
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Reverent Tech-Adept
The grim darkness of the far future
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/18 09:00:14
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2009/07/18 13:59:48
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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That Spongebob Marine is a dozen kinds of win.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/18 13:59:57
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/07/18 14:21:11
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
melbourne
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this is 1000x more hilarious now.
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2009/07/18 16:44:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hellacious Havoc
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YES it is UN-Dead MJ
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2009/07/18 18:54:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Brighthammer is like... the mirror universe in star trek. But is Warhammer the mirror, or is brighthammer?
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2009/07/18 22:10:44
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sister Vastly Superior
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The spongebob marine...
I have no words awesome enough.
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I collect:
Guard - 2k of mostly infantry
DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
Tau - 2k with no riptides because I can. |
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2009/07/18 23:50:32
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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shadowice558 wrote:this is 1000x more hilarious now.
Already my avatar 
Disco tau is win
Spongebob marine is kinda scary, but still awesome
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2009/07/19 01:23:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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shadowice558 wrote:this is 1000x more hilarious now.
Thare are only six things in the universe you can't stop
1: GOD
2: Chuck noris
3:the metal
4:the funk
5:Battle Pope
and finaly
6: Necro jackson
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 "Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2009/07/19 06:35:00
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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AGREED
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/07/19 06:50:10
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Kogwar wrote:shadowice558 wrote:this is 1000x more hilarious now.
Thare are only six things in the universe you can't stop
1: GOD
That's true. I am unstoppable...
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Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
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2009/07/19 07:40:10
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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So that is why the storm troopers have better guns than the sternguard : o
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Spongebob marine is kinda scary, but still awesome
Thare is no kinda about it and if tau can't have noses why can they have afrows?
Hmm and so the plot thickens (he says as he strocks his acne ridled chin).
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"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."
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2009/07/19 12:12:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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Egad! A wild roving group of "Funk"!
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/07/19 13:40:13
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Member of the Malleus
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C-TANNN, c-tan in the night
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/19 13:40:25
"I am the hammer,
i am the right hand of my emperor,
the instrument of his will,
the tip of his spear, the edge of his sword" |
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2009/07/19 16:15:17
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Ambitious Space Wolves Initiate
Florida, USA
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/07/19 16:17:06
Space Wolves foreva! |
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2009/07/19 18:05:39
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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Consider this a Avatar
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/07/19 18:43:02
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sweet Titans of Rock!
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2009/07/20 04:50:34
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Reverent Tech-Adept
The World of Cheese and Snack foods
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Im sorry i just had to put these up
Milk shake doesnt bring sly marbo to the yard
when marbos demo charge goes of the board it goes directly to the opponets face
exterminus is really marbos breath bottled up
marbo doesent need to use toilet paper because poop is to afraid to stick on
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 Red Skined Orks 1750 And counting
 Space marine Vanilla-His wrathful gaze
Uncountable number |
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2009/07/20 05:06:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Lol, "Even in death, I got served"
Classic
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2009/07/20 05:48:59
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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" Why have so many children they said. Why not I said, the more the marryer. That portal into the warp is looking realy good right now." The empoer minutes before the "tragic" lose of the primarches.
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"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."
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2009/07/20 05:53:32
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I loved these Uberman!
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Jokes for the Joke God! Pranks for the Prank throne!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/07/20 10:56:14
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sister Vastly Superior
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ShadowRocket wrote:Lol, "Even in death, I got served"
Classic
That was solid win.
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I collect:
Guard - 2k of mostly infantry
DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
Tau - 2k with no riptides because I can. |
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2009/07/20 11:26:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Wing Commander
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Epic Winage has ensued.
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"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
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2009/07/20 14:37:47
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Kogwar wrote:
" Why have so many children they said. Why not I said, the mor ehte marryer. That wortal into the warp is looking realy good right now." The empoer minutes before the "tragic" lose of the primarches.
No sanguiness has his wings.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
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2009/07/20 21:21:52
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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well if you are geting at being corect about fluff and what is wrong with this pre premarch lost pic. Leman has the wolfs magnus is red and only has on eye alpharuses twin is not thare , mortation is drinking waste when he should be breathing it and finaly konrad is nocturnal in this pic whitch does not happen unitll after they get lost. Emporer stares at buton. But this is just s funny pic so non of that mater huray.
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"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."
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2009/07/20 21:51:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Kogwar wrote:wel if you are geting at corectness leman has the wolfs magnus is red and onlky has on eye alpharuses twin is not thare , mortation is drinking wast when he should be breathing it and finaly konrad is nocturnal in this pis
......What?
English, please.
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~2100 pts
~2400 pts (Paladins, not imperial fist or gryphons!)
