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Can someone please explain why Moraition, Ferrus Manus, and Corax are doing what theyre doing in that pic?
I can understand the others (Vulkan=pyromaniac, Horus=Emperor's favourite) but I cant see whats going on with those ones
Mortarion is drinking poison, Ferrus Manus is crying because he needs to go to the potty, and Corax, well Corax is looking at Porn. Why would a kid not be looking at porn?
"Just pull it out and play with it" -Big Nasty B @ Life After the Cover Save
40k: Orks Fantasy: Empire, Beastmen, Warriors of Chaos, and Ogre Kingdoms
Mortarion grew up on a planet that was covered in poisionous/toxic clouds that covered the entire planet except the lowest areas, where the populace resided.
Yea lets tear apart a funny picture about why its not 100% perfect on the fluff! Dear god why would a funny picture about the Emperor and the Primarchs not be PERFECT!!! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
KingCracker wrote:Yea lets tear apart a funny picture about why its not 100% perfect on the fluff! Dear god why would a funny picture about the Emperor and the Primarchs not be PERFECT!!! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
QFMOTHERFU*KINGT
"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
KingCracker wrote:Yea lets tear apart a funny picture about why its not 100% perfect on the fluff! Dear god why would a funny picture about the Emperor and the Primarchs not be PERFECT!!! RAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
No, but one of the reasons why it's funny and interesting is that it all connects to the fluff. And deconstruction is always fun. Peturabo seems to be having more fun than Dorn.
Okay i know this has been posted before but I would like to know how this was done.... someone said it's a normal marine with epic marines.... but then the paint cans would have to have been painted with a microscope and a single hair.
It's not a normal Marine - the big Marine is an Inquisitor scale model.
Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
" Why have so many children they said. Why not I said, the more the marryer. That portal into the warp is looking realy good right now." The empoer minutes before the "tragic" lose of the primarches.
I thought emperors children where the porn guys, so who's corax?
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
Skarwael wrote:An ork would probably have picked it up and thrown it towards the enemy if the rokkit launcher did that ;p
Or attach it to a stick and then you got a rokkithammer!
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"Stikk Bomma: The boyz carry powerful stikkbombs, grenades of Ork manufacture. They are gifted with the knowledge of which part of the grenade is thrown once the pin is removed!"
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Disjointed Entity wrote:Dude made some 1 mm Snow White things and paited them with an eyelash.
Pointless in my opinion
The guy painted them with human hair split into eight pieces with a diamond, it was alive in wonderland btw.
He had to redo Alice because he inhaled her.
Disjointed Entity wrote:Dude made some 1 mm Snow White things and paited them with an eyelash.
Pointless in my opinion
The guy painted them with human hair split into eight pieces with a diamond, it was alive in wonderland btw.
He had to redo Alice because he inhaled her.
Goliath wrote: because he inhaled her.
Hahahahahahahahaa!
Minitures always win.
"In the Grim Darkness of the far future; there is only countless Requisition Forms, filled in Triplicate."
"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
-to many points to bother to count.
"KILL 
"wots dat?"
"It's da rokkit!. You stupid gi..."
BOOM
