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2009/08/05 00:56:30
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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This whole thread is too much. Some funny stuff.
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2009/08/05 01:03:30
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Saw these and couldn't resist, something oddly aluuring about 3rd one though 
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze  |
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2009/08/05 01:08:29
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Fireknife Shas'el
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Vulkan77 wrote:Saw these and couldn't resist, something oddly aluuring about 3rd one though
And I am now Xenophobic...Thank DakkaDakka 
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2009/08/05 01:11:20
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Vulkan77 wrote:Saw these and couldn't resist, something oddly aluuring about 3rd one though
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/05 01:32:04
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice
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Just read what i typed, got beer fingers on meant alarming
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Look into your corrupted heart heretic and try to find forgiveness. For the one thing that shall save your soul is the flame of the Emporers gaze |
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2009/08/05 03:21:21
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Lol nice mate too bad the third one made me want to tear my eyes out -.-.
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2009/08/05 04:57:37
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/08/05 05:03:40
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/05 05:04:36
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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@vulkan77: MAI EYES THERE BURNING!!!!!!! *screaming*
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Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
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2009/08/05 05:48:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAAL
CRAWWWWWLING UNDER MY SKIIIIIIN
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/05 07:58:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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what has been seen...cannot be unseen...
My hate for orks grows ever stronger...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/08/05 08:23:34
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Steadfast Grey Hunter
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orchewer wrote:The Monolith thread was epic.
QFT
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2009/08/05 08:57:35
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Stairs was AWESOMNESS!!!!!!!!!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/05 09:06:47
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@Shadowrice: Squat one was awesome.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/05 09:36:46
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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I remember being there for the Squat one. That was fething hilarious. I was reading it while on Ventrilo and everyone thought I was having a fit or something because I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/05 09:46:59
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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I find it strange how funny 40k humor is to people like us. Yet no matter how much you try to explain it to an outsider...nothing.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/08/05 09:49:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Of course. They do not have the augmentic implants to register 40k jokes such as we.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/05 10:59:58
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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Anyone who gets the second one can have a cookie.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/05 11:14:18
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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ummmm, the deceiver is actually an eldar?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/05 11:21:27
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Killer Klaivex
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No, Tzeentch, Eldrad, and the Deciever all have a reputation for being dicks and are subject to a lot of 'Just as planned'.
Hence, combining all three is the ultimate in dickery.
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People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made. |
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2009/08/05 11:24:06
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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aHA! I get it!
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/05 11:31:01
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
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emporers faithfull...
who are you, theres only 3 or 4 people who call me shadowRice, and i hate them all!
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2009/08/05 11:41:05
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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...ricey?
...SR?
Shadow?
558?
It's a nickname. like mine is EF. Deal with it. (joking, I will call you shadow... OMG! I get it!!!! It's rice wiv a W!!!)
No, seriously, I just realised it. Will try not to make that mistake again. (Pleez don't hurt me)
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/08/05 13:40:13
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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LoL at crreeeeeeeed! Moar i say ;p
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2009/08/05 14:55:39
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sister Vastly Superior
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That Creeeeeeeeeeeed one made me giggle.
Now why am I tempted to buy Creeeeeeeeeed? DAMN YOU DAKKA!
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I collect:
Guard - 2k of mostly infantry
DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
Tau - 2k with no riptides because I can. |
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2009/08/05 15:01:26
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
melbourne
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heres some more creed for ya's.
since ya asked so nicely.
collected these in the last day-ish.
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- 2400 |
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2009/08/05 15:04:14
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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I don't want to know what he used to "outflank"....
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2009/08/05 15:05:24
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Roarin' Runtherd
melbourne
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just be thankfull he isnt showing you "his baneblade"
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- 2400 |
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2009/08/05 15:10:55
Subject: 40k Humour - Some randomness
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Sister Vastly Superior
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...Must... Breathe...
(The baneblade lamp-post one I do like)
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I collect:
Guard - 2k of mostly infantry
DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
Tau - 2k with no riptides because I can. |
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2009/08/05 15:23:32
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Lady of the Lake
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POWAH FIST!!
Without all the imperial crap so the chaos players can also use it.
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2009/08/05 17:44:20
Subject: Re:40k Humour - Some randomness
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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I MUST HAS POWAH FIST!!!!!! 
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