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"Heat his heart" ???

Yes microwave and then eat. Common!

wyomingfox wrote:No...He's God

OH YEAY
CHRISTIANITY FTW!



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Who knew that Baneblades are that stealthy, maybe it can sneek up on dark eldar?

I didn't know power fists had "vibrating power"

person person wrote:I didn't know power fists had "vibrating power"

for her pleasure.

n0t_u wrote:

Hm...

A giant...
...vibrating....


...FIST.

shadowice558 wrote:

person person wrote:I didn't know power fists had "vibrating power"

for her pleasure.

Your killing me . No wait...YOUR KILLING ME ARGGGGHHHHH ... !

*quietly takes your war 40K items*

The kid on the box looks hilarious.

Epaminondas wrote:

n0t_u wrote:

Hm...

A giant...
...vibrating....


...FIST.

Haha is this a power weapon?
How many D6 do I roll for penetrating the pantie armor?

None.

If you have this, you aren't getting laid.

@shadowICE: What's all the fuss about creed?

WHAT?

he's a TACTICAL GENIUS HURRR

Emperors Faithful wrote:@shadowICE: What's all the fuss about creed?

OMFG.

"So. Fresh bunch'a recruits straight off the regimental home world, huh? Got your heads full of propaganda and not much else, lemme bet. Well, listen to me and listen good, kids - probably half of what you know is nothing but ambull-gak, and you'd better get that through your heads now rather than getting a traitor's lasbolt through your head on the battlefield. Now, you pray to the Emperor like you should, and if you don't the Commissar'll blow your head off, and that'll be a mercy compared to what I'll do to ya if I find out 'fore he does - but don't be thinkin' for a second that recitin' the Litany of Protection makes you invulnerable on a battlefield.

Sure, you'll hear stories about brave Guardsmen that charged enemy positions armed with nothin' but their lasguns and their bayonets and won - and I'll even admit that probably a couple of them are true, but in an army that numbers in the billions one or two of ya are bound to get lucky every now and again, so it don't really say much. No, kids, they might make for inspirin' stories, but fanatical charges aren't what win battles. Battles are won by determination and tactics. Lemme tell you about this one time our regiment was servin' under the command of General Creed.

Never a finer tactician has the Imperial Guard ever seen than that General Creed, let me tell you. He came up with plans so devious and cunnin' you didn't even have a hope of figurin' out how he'd done what he'd done 'less he explained it to ya himself. We were fightin' on Kavara IV, what'd used to be a good Imperial world till the taint of Chaos found its way down there and turned loyal citizens into traitorous scum. At the time we'd been shipped off, we thought we were just gonna be helping the local PDF put down a small insurrection, but what with the ways of the warp by the time we got there it'd turned into a full on rebel uprisin' and all the nobles were already dead or in hidin', and another army led by General Creed had arrived to bring it back under control - we'd been missin' so long they thought we'd been lost to the warp, you see, and sent another off in our place - so we wound up joinin' forces an' bolsterin' their ranks.

Now, we got deployed into one of the urban centres that'd been taken over almost entirely by the heretics, goin' through clearing buildings of resistance and tightenin' the noose around their filthy necks. Only been gettin' minor resistance until a couple of hours in, when we stumbled across a fortified plaza that hadn't been in none of the intelligence reports. So there we were, pinned down by enemy fire, usin' rubble for cover and hopin' to the Emperor that'd we get some artillery support soon, when all of a sudden there's a tremendous rumblin' off to the right, soundin' like a column of tanks comin' up towards the buildin' we'd just cleared.

We weren't gettin' nothin' about armoured support on the vox, so we was sittin' there shittin' ourselves wonderin' where the traitors had got tanks from, when all of a sudden the front of the buildin' just collapses out onto the street and a damn Baneblade rolls right on out in front of us. One blast from the main gun and it turned the heretic's position into a crater. The vox lights up and we get ourselves a message - "Armoured Support courtesy of General Creed", they say. Now that's tactics, kids - we never saw it comin', so those traitors sure didn't. The application of overwhelmin' force at just the right spot at just the right moment'll turn the tide of any battle in your favour.

I took a look at that buildin' again as we were marchin' down the street in the Baneblade's wake, though. Funniest thing, the only hole in it was the one the tank'd made on its way out. How the hell we missed it when we were clearin' the place I don't know. How the hell Creed got it in there in the first place, I'm not sure I WANT to know - but let me tell you, pulling that off must've taken one hell of a tactical genius."

-Sergeant Karls adressing new recruits to the Hirian 204th, shortly before being relieved of duty and sent for psychiatric evaluation due to inexplicable urges to scream incoherently.

...wha-?

Creed has the SR Tactical genius which allows him to infiltrate or out flank a unit where ever he wants.

Nice one Cheese. Good story

Something tells me it copypasta

It is, I ripped it from 1d4chan.

it is, but it aint verry old.

and theres a couple more of them floating around /tg/'s hdd's.
but nobody puts them up anywhere and i havnt had a chance to save them.

Cheese Elemental wrote:I posted this earlier in the thread, but that was like 20 pages ago and everyone needs to laugh at it again.

Oh god im crying with laughter!

So ... Creed can flank march a Baneblade INTO a building occupied by his OWN troops and NO-ONE, INCLUDING his OWN men notice?

I sense nothing strange about this.

SR is the unit gets scout (and thus can outflank) for the duration of the battle.
Just imagine, 3 executioners or 3 bane wolfs coming off the side of the board just to wipe out your defensive formation.

Creeeeeeeeeeed!

heh he. Vibrating powah fist.

Disjointed Entity wrote:So ... Creed can flank march a Baneblade INTO a building occupied by his OWN troops and NO-ONE, INCLUDING his OWN men notice?

I sense nothing strange about this.

Yes nothing strange just...

TACTICAL GENIUS

Tactical genius or tactial HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURR?

I finished a squad of Noise Marines and thought I'd get the ball rolling again. I might have taken these from earlier in the thread, but I doubt anyone wants to look back and check (I know I didn't).

lol at the middle one.

lol at 3rd one