40k Humour - Some randomness

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**Little lord Fauntleroy**

JEB, Was that really necassery

?

**Emperors Faithful**

@Cheese: ...That...was...EPIC LOLZ!!! ...I will now worship the threads you walk upon!

@JEB: ...

**Disjointed Entity**

Cheese, why?
I fear my face will soon implode.

**Superscope**

shadowice558 wrote:sound cannons are nothin.

try having a nob squad stand up to 1000 points of IG shooting. almost lit my smoke...almost.

Perhaps next time you would care NOT to have both gaz and a painboy in the same sqaud of those nobs. 3-4 guardsmen sqauds with flamers, a sentinal with heavy flamer, 2 command sqauds(1 armed with a heavy flamer, another with plasma gun), a valk and a leman russ battle tank. 2 turns of that shooting and the nob sqaud came out pretty much untouched.

How about you fight me without gaz... or can't you play without your herohammer? ;3

And on another note

ShadowRocket wrote:

That's one of the strangest and most likely coolest pictures i've seen. Necron carifex ftw ;p

**Emrab**

Whoa I just realized that this was all happening above a titan.

**shadowice558**

Superscope wrote:
shadowice558 wrote:sound cannons are nothin.

try having a nob squad stand up to 1000 points of IG shooting. almost lit my smoke...almost.

Perhaps next time you would care NOT to have both gaz and a painboy in the same sqaud of those nobs. 3-4 guardsmen sqauds with flamers, a sentinal with heavy flamer, 2 command sqauds(1 armed with a heavy flamer, another with plasma gun), a valk and a leman russ battle tank. 2 turns of that shooting and the nob sqaud came out pretty much untouched.

How about you fight me without gaz... or can't you play without your herohammer? ;3

And on another note

i can, but that just means instead of gazz theres a normal warboss and every one of the nobz has a power claw instead of big choppa...
maybe cybork bodys as well.

you wont bother shooting at it till everything elses dead anyways so i could equip them with fluffy bunny slippers and they would still wreck you =p

**halonachos**

Almost as amusing as the black and white space marine on the black and white bike who rode up black and white space corridors attached to black and white industrial walkways made by black and white Litko Aerosystems.

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Has anyone noticed that Yarrick has received a dose of viagra, leading to an eye laser that penetrates even the power armor of the sisters of battle?

**shadowice558**

halonachos wrote:Almost as amusing as the black and white space marine on the black and white bike who rode up black and white space corridors attached to black and white industrial walkways made by black and white Litko Aerosystems.

GET OUT.

**Golden Eyed Scout**

Tau pick up line: I could make you feel a greater good if you know what I mean.

**starbomber109**

I had to do something with this picture

**The Dreadnote**

No, looks correct to me.

**starbomber109**

The Dreadnote wrote:No, looks correct to me.

Cool. I don't know what the rules in this thread on being pic heavy are though.

**The Dreadnote**

I wouldn't concern yourself with it. The whole thread's basically a 59-page image dump anyway.

**shadowice558**

why isn't this sticky'd?

it's been on the first page for like the last 6 months...

**barlio**

deadly chicken wrote:

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OH YEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

nice warboss...............

Seriously if there was a thread with nothing "Nice *insert mini here*", I would never leave Dakka.

**starbomber109**

shadowice558 wrote:why isn't this sticky'd?

it's been on the first page for like the last 6 months...

The Dreadnote wrote:I wouldn't concern yourself with it. The whole thread's basically a 59-page image dump anyway.

**Disjointed Entity**

starbomber109 wrote:

Go Russia

**Rangerrob**

^^^^^
Proves you can shoot a S5+ weapon when moving 12"+

**metallifan**

**Disjointed Entity**

**starbomber109**

Now all we need is a flying monolith and we're good to go!

**The Dreadnote**

barlio wrote:Seriously if there was a thread with nothing "Nice *insert mini here*", I would never leave Dakka.

There are easier ways to get what you seek, my friend

**person person**

Mmmmm..... I wonder if daemonettes wear this.

**metallifan**

Person, that made me vomit in my mouth

**The Dreadnote**

I don't quite know what to think about that. One the one hand it seems like I should dismiss it as rediculous, but on the other, they might actually have a point. And then thinking about someone actually wearing it... I really don't know how I'd react upon discovering someone who tasted like bacon.

This demands further investigation.

**Disjointed Entity**

metallifan wrote:Person, that made me vomit in my mouth

In your mouth?

Where else can you vomi...

On second thoughts please don't asnwer that.

Why do I keep asking these things?

**The Dreadnote**

As opposed to, "on the floor", man

**ShadowRocket**

This was on Cracked.com a ways back. That chapstick made me think of it.
Same company incidentally

**Railguns**

Dammit. No.

**metallifan**

Alright, that Bacon Lube didn't just kill my soul, that killed the souls of everybody in a 10 Km freaking radius