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2010/02/28 13:03:05
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Who is this? She can bounce on Uncle Stompa's knee. 
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2010/02/28 14:41:59
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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isn't that Kristen whats her face from Twilight
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2010/02/28 21:09:06
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
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I dunno who she is. But she looks like a window licker to me. Seriously, if that face is meant to be seductive, she's missed the mark by some miles.
Cold, dead eyes of a slow!
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2010/02/28 21:38:28
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Fixture of Dakka
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If we're still on about punching famous people and not ogling Kirsten Stewart, can we line up George Osbourne as the recipient of my knuckle sandwich?
For non-UK Dakkaites - George (real name Gideon) Osbourne is one of 'Call me Dave' Cameron's Eton cronies and will be in charge of all the money if they're voted in. He is an utter twit (substitute the 'i' for an 'a' for my true meaning) and needs a good kick up the arse all the way to China and back.
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2010/02/28 21:42:53
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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I wouldn't so much like to punch these two chods, as kick the living feth out of them
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2010/02/28 21:54:31
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[DCM]
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Oh dear oh dear.
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2010/02/28 22:43:42
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Fixture of Dakka
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'Chods'
Haven't heard that word since I was 14! Quality.
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/03/01 01:06:03
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I would like to punch him until his head was no longer so square, whining miserable piss pot.
You were in the best cars on the grid for damn near a decade and you couldn't even compete for one lousy championship, you Scottish knob gobbler
For the uninitiated, that's David Coulthard, former bad Formula 1 driver.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/03/01 01:58:59
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2010/03/01 01:08:22
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Did he spend the first fifteen years of his life with his head in a box?
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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