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Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

Im in the same boat with U2. They made some really good music, but DAMMIT Bono is such and ass. I think he has the biggest god complex in the world.

And yea, Liam Gallagher deserves a punch for sure.
Same with Lars, god that guy is a total asshat as well. All he does is complain about people stealing his music, and then snuffs his fans with no autographs and the like. Sorry those people gave you millions, Im sure its such a burden
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

@MGS - Woah, woah, woah! That man is a BEATLE ferchristsakes! You can't knock Ringo - the man changed pop/rock drumming forever...

...he could seriously break into my house in the middle of the night and stick his finger up my bum, and I'd still think he was great.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Nova Scotia, Canada

Hey, at least he is being honest. Its not like he is making some arbitrary statements about how stupid people are or anything, he is just being firm.

I can respect that.

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

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Manchester UK

Exactly - imagine how many autographs he's signed in his life! It's bound to get on your tits after a while, especially when most of them will end up on ebay these days.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Manchester UK

That's just, like, your opinion man...


 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Georgia,just outside Atlanta

Despite Ringos contributions to drumming,he did agree to do this...



Perhaps not worthy of a punch,but well worth a slap in the head.


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Decrepit Dakkanaut






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And whilst I'm railing against aged pop icons.

Here he is, the Lichmaster himself, the eternal botox bachelor boy, clad in a jacket of purest sanctimony...

Sir Cliff Richard.






 
   
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Fixture of Dakka




Manchester UK

MGS wrote:the eternal botox bachelor bum boy


Fixed.

It's nothing to be ashamed of Cliff! Light your light shine bright!

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 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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United States

Albatross wrote:...he could seriously break into my house in the middle of the night and stick his finger up my bum, and I'd love him forever.


Fixed.

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Manchester UK

I'll go along with that.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Hey! Wow! Look at me! I'm like, an effortless comedy genius! Yeah man! Wow! Aren't I kooky!

No.

You're a cock.

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@Mad Doc Grotsnik: Don't say that to my Mom and brother, they will have your head.

The first season was pretty consistently funny...But on the whole I agree. TMB is more or less an extended youtube video.

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

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The Mighty Boosh.

To quote Spike Milligan 'they're about as funny as a baby with cancer'.

3 Series of 3 hours of poofy french jazz spank. I can't stand it. If you want weird and wacky humour, how about Vic and Bob? You know, the comedy double act the Mighty Boosh wish they were, but blatantly aren't?

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Manchester UK

@MDG - We've clashed about this before... let's just agree that I am right, and you are wrong and just leave it there.

Nice bloke as well, apparently.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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United States

Albatross wrote:I'll go along with that.


Perhaps this thread should be renamed "Celebrities you would like to donkeypunch"?

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Really? He's always come across as a self absorbed bellend on the Telly.

Rubbish! Rubbish! Rubbish!

And if Vic and Bob aren't your style, why not try The League Of Gentlemen for your fix of weird and bizarre.

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The Goodies!!!!!


MDG gets my vote.

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

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Manchester UK

Dogma wrote:Perhaps this thread should be renamed "Celebrities you would like to donkeypunch you"?


Fixed.

@MGS - I like all three! Vic and Bob are my favourite comedians. My missus met Noel at a signing (I think - she got a picture, anyway), I'm sure she said he was a nice bloke. Good with the fans. I'll tell you who IS nice - Gordon Ramsay. Totally down-to-earth chap. So is Lenny Henry, although I don't particularly care for his comedy.

Apparently, Thom Yorke is a RIGHT knob-job - he tried to get my mate sacked! Still love his band, though.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Brisbane

(1. Nicolas cage he is sooo boring.
(2. james patterson 1 for being on twilight, 2 for that screwed up face.
(3. paris hilton. GET. A. LIFE.!

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Everyone is entitled to their opinion... but yours is wrong.
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They do say never meet your idols!

But for Noel Fielding, I'll make an exception. In a dark alley. With a cricket bat. Knock that baseless, smug grin off his face. Seriously don't like him!

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Albatross wrote:
Apparently, Thom Yorke is a RIGHT knob-job


don't
want
to
know

In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

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Manchester UK

You really hate him, don't you?

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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Yup! But not as much as I hate Eamonn Holmes.

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Albatross wrote:@MGS - Woah, woah, woah! That man is a BEATLE ferchristsakes! You can't knock Ringo - the man changed pop/rock drumming forever...

...he could seriously break into my house in the middle of the night and stick his finger up my bum, and I'd still think he was great.


To paraphrase John Lennon, Ringo Starr wasn't even the best drummer in The Beatles.

   
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whatwhat wrote:
To paraphrase John Lennon, Ringo Starr wasn't even the best drummer in The Beatles.


OT: We were auditioning a guy to drum for us, and he was...not so good...nice guy, but couldn't keep a beat.

Of course, this meant that we had a drum set in my living room, which is also our practice space. We were shocked to discover that we were actually better drummers than him.

Funny.

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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.

George Orwell is my hero.

Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed 
   
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Manchester UK

@whatwhat - he may have said that, but when Ringo was recruited, he was widely considered to be the best rock 'n' roll drummer in Liverpool. He's influenced more drummers than he's ever really given credit for.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
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The sole reason he has become an influential drummer was because he was in The Beatles. All he actually did was hold a beat.

   
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Manchester UK

@whatwhat - I'm not getting into this with you. You are incorrect, though.

 Cheesecat wrote:
 purplefood wrote:
I find myself agreeing with Albatross far too often these days...

I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.


 Crazy_Carnifex wrote:

Okay, so the male version of "Cougar" is now officially "Albatross".
 
   
 
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