Celebrities you would like to punch

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**squilverine**

Inspired by a post in another thread, and the recent smack in the head Leona Lewis got at a book signing, because a fan had to wait for too long and she signed his name incorrectly! It got me thinking, if you could smack just one celebrity who would it be?

If possible post a picture along with your reason for giving them a good wallop!

Mine has to be

Micheal Ball

I can't stand the guys cleaner than clean, house wives favorite image, it makes me sick

**Jimi Nemesis**

I would hit that. Oh! you mean..? I gets it now...

I wouldn't mind bludgeoning to death every member of Behind Crimson Eyes for making me sit through their massacre of Motorhead's "The Ace Of Spades" while waitning to see Iron Maiden last year.

**Anshal**

Jimi Nemesis wrote:

I would hit that. Oh! you mean..? I gets it now...

I wouldn't mind bludgeoning to death every member of Behind Crimson Eyes for making me sit through their massacre of Motorhead's "The Ace Of Spades" while waitning to see Iron Maiden last year.

Oooo me to

But back on topic, I would like to punch Bradd Pitt and Nicolas Cage, well scarp that and just add enthier hollywood

**Albatross**

There are quite a few slebrities i would like to give 'a bit of a slap'.

Here's a couple.

Grrr... you can't sing, you smug tit. BIFF!

What? You want some 'n' all Blunt? POW!

Well, I know I shouldn't hit a woman, but.... ZAP! POW! BOFF! ZANG!
I hate Jordan.

**SilverMK2**

I wouldn't mind dropping a huge bomb on the next reality TV/make-a-random-person-"famous" TV conference.

Although strictly speaking (or dancing, if I were a bee), I suppose none of those people are actually celebrities.

**Wrexasaur**

Power combo pimp-slap, coming up.

**warpcrafter**

Wrexasaur wrote:Power combo pimp-slap, coming up.

Put Bill O'Reilly in that picture and you'd have a pretty good argument against the first amendment.

**sonofruss**

That twit who wrote twilight.

**chromedog**

Wrexasaur wrote:Power combo pimp-slap, coming up.

So who are they that I should care?

Not all of us on this board are US-ians, after all.

I'd like to hit Chris Martin from Coldplay with Bono. Sanctimoniuous gits.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Fat because he's smug, or smug because he's fat? Who cares? BOKO! Right in his insincere kisser.

STOP RUINING MUSIC YOU COCK!

**FITZZ**

I have a few...but at the top of my list would be
Sean (P Diddy,Puff Daddy) Combs,I can't even begin to explain how much joy I would get from kicking this mans teeth out.

A close second on the "stomp"list is this guy...

**Commissar Molotov**

I'd really, really like to punch Perez Hilton right in the eye...

Hey - looks like somebody beat me to it!

**chaplaingrabthar**

chromedog wrote:
Wrexasaur wrote:Power combo pimp-slap, coming up.

So who are they that I should care?

Political opinion cockgobblers, specifically:

Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck
To prove fairness, here's two more cockgobblers from the other side of the spectrum who need punching

Keith Olbermann & Chris Matthews

shame they got political, Olbermann used to be great when he was on ESPN's Sportscenter alongside Dan Patrick.

**theocd**

ALL OF THE

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The OC-D

**George Spiggott**

Ghandi

**chaplaingrabthar**

Ghandi is so insubordinate

**barlio**

1. I would like to slap the smug grin off of Rachel Maddow's face.

2. Spencer Pratt from the Hills. I don't really need a reason, it just comes naturally.

3. Alec Baldwin - he should be on everybody's top 5 list.

**dietrich**

Who's the hot redhead? Did Tori Amos go slutty?

As far as who I'd like to punch in the face - David Hasselhoff.

**Commissar Molotov**

Look out! He wants to hassle the Hoff!

**chaplaingrabthar**

The most punchable face in the world

**dietrich**

All I can say to Hugh Grant is, "You cheated on Liz Hurley with her? What is wrong with you?"

**MeanGreenStompa**

Must...destroy...this...cu..........

**Frazzled**

MGS, I would buy you a beer just on general principles.

**Anshal**

Forgot to add to people I want so slapp hard
1. The slowed monkey who currently dose his best to ruin Norway
2. The evil, evil man

**Frazzled**

Who are they?

**Izual**

1. The Norwegian stateminister Jens Stoltenberg
2. Crappiest Director of all time: Uwe Boll

**Joetaco**

i want want to beat down
1. Adam Sandler-because hes just not funny and is in way too many movies.
2. Owen Wilson- same as above
3. Ben Stiller- same as above
4. Nicolas Cage- can't act and yet still finds work for some reason
5. Michale (f'n) Phelps- proves a white man can be caught doing something illegal and not get in trouble while a African American football legend can be sent to prison because of hearsay and the fact it happened at his vacation home
6. Steven King- worst writer ever. Insult to the horror genre

**dietrich**

I still want to know who the redhead is. In fact, I don't recognize most of the 'celebreties'.

**barlio**

I thought that was Wolfgang Puck at first and was like, "Why would somebody want to punch Wolfgang. He seems like a cool dude." But now that I know it's Uwe Boll I'll Tag Team with whomever wants to fight him.

**Krak_kirby**

What's a celebrity? I sit in my living room building and painting models, when I'm not in my LGS playing games...