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2010/02/23 15:02:30
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Oh, yes, Kanye must DIE! That gay fish!
Hmm....
THIS guy form the Budlight commercials:
I have come very close to destroying my TV remote trying to change the channel fast enough to not see his gak ass.
I feel pretty good about my pop-culture immersion (or lack thereof) because I have no idea who 90% of the people pictured in this thread are.
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2010/02/23 16:15:23
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Are we allowed to nominate Dakka posters? For his Cheryl Tweedy Blasphemy I'd nominate
Also Headshot these two
And also Katie Price while we're at it.
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2010/02/23 16:18:41
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Nope, don't kow them at all.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
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2010/02/23 17:31:27
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Preacher of the Emperor
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This man......
.....Has a really punchable face.
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2010/02/23 17:38:07
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
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2010/02/23 18:21:36
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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This vile fiend needs to be punched
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2010/02/23 18:39:43
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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I wouldn't do it myself.. but i'd pay money to see someone do it.... vote or die, and she didn't even register dumb beezy.
and then this tool box....
not really a celeb per say.... but famous enough.... I went to high school with this tard, and he used to give me and my friends s  t for being into all the stuff he talks about on his show... and now he some "nerd icon" and it makes me sick. Also on my schools website, he's the only "notable" graduate.
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2010/02/23 19:04:20
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Damn I hate those fools
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2010/02/23 19:14:08
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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All three of 'em... but open handed pimp slapping because real men don't punch women.
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2010/02/23 19:21:52
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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I
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Kevin
Perarrah
He is one of the reasons that X-Play became unwatcheable. AOTS is garbage. He destroys everything he touches.
I', glad to hear that he really is a d**k in real life, because now I'm allowed to REALLY hate him.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/23 20:16:14
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I will second:
Robert Patterson
Stephanie Meyer
The Jonas Bros
Paris Hilton
Bill Maher
Uwe Boll
Kanye West
and add:
Sarah Silverman
Sacha Cohen
Rosie O'donnell
Al Gore
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2010/02/23 21:05:02
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati
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Wraithlordmechanic wrote:
Sacha Cohen
Is it 'cos he is black?
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2010/02/23 21:07:24
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Ollanius Pius - Savior of the Emperor
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I remove Robert Pattinson from the list.
Have you ever seen any interviews with him? He wants to talk about anything *but* Twilight...and openly mocks Twilight fans.
Anyone who does that, while getting paid millions is okay in my book.
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2010/02/23 21:34:20
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Thrall Wizard of Tzeentch
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Miley Cyrus/ hannah Montana, The Jonas brothers (all three of them) and Justin Bieber!
Along with all the other talentless teen-stars from Disney...
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2010/02/23 21:57:36
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Wraithlordmechanic wrote:
Rosie O'donnell
Al Gore
I would break my own rule about not hitting women to punch Rosie.
On second thought maybe not... can you really call her a woman? I mean, I know she's female and all but...
Al Gore most definitely.
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2010/02/23 22:02:54
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
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Max Clifford. He needs more than a punch though.
Chris Moyles. Fat useless, talentless prick.
Oh, and Ben Fogle, who was only hired by the Beeb for being a little bit posh. gakker.
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2010/02/23 22:03:37
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Monster-Slaying Daemonhunter
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how the hell the fact this guy made up torture allegations (including falsifying photos of troops pissing on iraqis), which almost got several British troops court marshaled/imprisoned, got forgotten by the general public I have no idea.
pow, right in the kisser.
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2010/02/23 22:05:02
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
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Oh hell yes. Head Stomp for him I think.
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2010/02/23 22:12:00
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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Id really like to punch Shaun White in his ginger face, also Tobey Macguire(Spiderman) or however its spelled, he looks like a crier
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2010/02/23 22:25:23
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
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Because he looks like a fething chimp
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2010/02/23 22:31:35
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Albatross wrote:Jimi Nemesis wrote:
Now then Albatross, you had better NEVER show your face in ANY topic about metal EVER again.
Don't worry, I won't - I have a girlfriend and don't hate my parents. 
You have just earned the hatred of every metal head on dakka. Prepare for your DOOM!!!
Hans_posthumus wrote:
Damn I hate those fools
Thats a very pretty girl-GAHH!!!!
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2010/02/23 23:00:14
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Huge Hierodule
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He's not just a talentless, prepubescent girl, but my friend knows him and says he's a gigantic douchebag in person.
I would like to award him the douche of the year award. And by that, I mean my foot in his face.
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2010/02/23 23:13:57
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Justin who now?
Did they manage to splice Justin Timberlakes DNA with higher quantities of 'gakker'?
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2010/02/23 23:30:34
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
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@whatwhat - You make an excellent case for giving Piers Morgan a sound thrashing!  Perhaps someone should put a sack over his head and wee on him. Poetic justice.
GES wrote:You have just earned the hatred of every metal head on dakka. Prepare for your DOOM!!!
OOOHH! I'm quaking in my boots! 
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I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/23 23:39:55
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Don't worry Alba; it seems most people on this board who like 'metal' actually like 'Emo'. Personally I'm not gonna be scared of someone crying on me.
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Gwar! wrote:Debate it all you want, I just report what the rules actually say. It's up to others to tie their panties in a Knot. I stopped caring long ago.
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2010/02/23 23:54:23
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Huge Hierodule
United States
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Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:Justin who now?
Did they manage to splice Justin Timberlakes DNA with higher quantities of 'gakker'?
No, at least Timberlake has noticeable talent. He can dance his ass off and has a very nice voice. I'm not crazy about his music, but I won't deny he's got talent.
Justin Bieber, on the other hand, is a 15-year-old kid that sounds like a pre-pubescent girl. He sings like he knows all about love (because you totally know that at 15), and frequently uses ghetto language such as 'son' and 'shawty'. Not to mention he can't sing because he uses autotune. And his personality is also a trainwreck. He dumped his last girlfriend because she was in a boating accident and suffered brain damage and will be unable to walk again.
He is the definition of a gakker.
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2010/02/24 00:08:41
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Everyone here hasn't Mention Jon Stewart or Steven Colbert. Thats good.
Heres people that must die.
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Take that hollywood. This was the worst movie of all time wait sorry this was.
The two worst movies and casts of all time. I liked the main character from Water World. Because without that we would not have The Untouchables.
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2010/02/24 00:11:00
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Hans_posthumus wrote: Damn I hate those fools
Who, or more noteably,what, the feth is that?! I cant tell if those are hardcore female rights activists....or hardcore sheboys. Seriously Im confused. I want to punch the ever living poop out of Usher. Dunno why, I just cant stand anything that guy touches. I think if we ever crossed paths, Id just haul off and deck um
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2010/02/24 00:11:29
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
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Albatross wrote:
GES wrote:You have just earned the hatred of every metal head on dakka. Prepare for your DOOM!!!
OOOHH! 
Fix'd AND improved!
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2010/02/24 00:17:15
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Huge Hierodule
United States
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KingCracker wrote:
I want to punch the ever living poop out of Usher. Dunno why, I just cant stand anything that guy touches. I think if we ever crossed paths, Id just haul off and deck um
On that note, it may be a good time to mention it was Usher that introduced Justin Bieber to the musical world....
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