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2010/02/24 00:18:12
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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I'm going to have to quickly come in on Albatross' side on the Guitar "issue".
I've been playing for MANY years (in quite a few metal/punk bands) and I HATE "warlock" style guitar bodies.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/02/24 00:20:51
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@KingCracker - I do believe it's Tokyo Hotel. I'm deducting 1 man point from myself for knowing that.
@MDG -  Geniuses - I've got everything they've ever put out on DVD. I particularly love 'Catterick' - it's their 'Kid A'.
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 Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/24 00:23:53
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Still have to see Catterick, but my mate has it. One day, when his harridan missus is out, we shall pile round for a Vic and Bob fest.
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2010/02/24 00:26:49
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Darth Bob wrote:KingCracker wrote:
I want to punch the ever living poop out of Usher. Dunno why, I just cant stand anything that guy touches. I think if we ever crossed paths, Id just haul off and deck um
On that note, it may be a good time to mention it was Usher that introduced Justin Bieber to the musical world....
Making my Usher punching all the more legitimate!
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2010/02/24 00:26:51
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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While I'm thinking about it, I'd like to punch John "Johnny Rotten"Lydon right in the teeth for doing those ridiculous butter comercials.
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/02/24 00:29:58
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I dunno man, it's pretty Punk to have sold out like that. He tried to smash the state, failed, so started playing it at his own game.
Still considerably more punk than even the punkest teenager currently alive, who are a mere shadow of what they ape.
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2010/02/24 00:36:58
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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"I'll tell you one thing that every good soldier knows! The only thing that counts in the end is power! Naked merciless force!" .-Ursus.
I am Red/Black
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
<small>Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</small>I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent. |
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2010/02/24 04:14:59
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Martial Arts Fiday
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Just goes to show that all of it is fake for the cash.
If it's not "Hey look at the crap I can do" it's Hey look at the crap I can sell"
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"Holy Sh*&, you've opened my eyes and changed my mind about this topic, thanks Dakka OT!"
-Nobody Ever
Proverbs 18:2
"CHEESE!" is the battlecry of the ill-prepared.
 warboss wrote:
GW didn't mean to hit your wallet and I know they love you, baby. I'm sure they won't do it again so it's ok to purchase and make up. 
Albatross wrote:I think SlaveToDorkness just became my new hero.
EmilCrane wrote:Finecast is the new Matt Ward.
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2010/02/24 10:19:12
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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Nah, still think he's sticking true to his roots.
After all, Malcolm 'Bellend' MacLaren was in it purely for the money. First to promote his shop, and then when they started selling lots. You are aware The Sex Pistols were pretty much a manufactured band, yes?
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2010/02/24 11:45:57
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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@ Kingcracker; Jep it's tokio hotel. And if I were you I would stay with the "hardcore sheboys" thing.
Also does anyone recognizes this guy? He was the coach of Sven Kramer. Anyone saw the match yesterday? Anyone from Holland would like to punch him in the face I believe
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2010/02/24 15:50:27
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Dakka Veteran
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Back up a moment...Twilight was written by a GUY?....
That is disturbing.
Anyway, I have this theory about punk. Every single cultural phenominon that was actually worth something has been somehow stolen by the powers that be. With punk, they went further than we did so we said "Hey, I actually like that" and then proceeded to smack the person selling it to us with a chair and run off with several copies for all our buddies.
And that is how we stole punk...metaphoricly...
Automatically Appended Next Post:
He is involved in the olympics?
ME FIRST!!!!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/02/24 15:51:15
In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/24 17:31:47
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Potent Possessed Daemonvessel
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I can't believe no-one has mentioned mine yet....
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2010/02/24 18:02:20
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Nah, he actually seems alright. There are way worse tossers than him.
And now for this week's edition of Rockstars I would Like to Punch:
The Bell tolls for YOU, Ulrich!
Never mind The Police, someone call an ambulance!
It'll be a 'Bloody Sunday' if I ever catch up with THIS fething prat!
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/24 18:08:00
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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Quinton Terintino. hands down he needs a shot in the head for all the psycho babble in his films.
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2010/02/24 18:09:55
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Dakka Veteran
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@Albatross
I would point out that U2 recorded war (and hence Sunday Bloody sunday) BEFORE they became the most obnoxious and pretentious band in the universe. It also hapens to be fething awesome.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/02/24 18:10:02
In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/24 18:12:06
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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@Nintendoeats - And I would like to point out that I know that, and that I own it. And actually, that I quite like U2.
Just not the frontman. Good voice though.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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2010/02/24 18:16:32
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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KingCracker wrote:Hans_posthumus wrote: Damn I hate those fools
Who, or more noteably,what, the feth is that?! I cant tell if those are hardcore female rights activists....or hardcore sheboys. Seriously Im confused. I want to punch the ever living poop out of Usher. Dunno why, I just cant stand anything that guy touches. I think if we ever crossed paths, Id just haul off and deck um
That my friend is Tokyo Hotel and they come out of Germany. Germany unfortunately has some of the worst music in the world, sorry. HAS the worst music inthe world. i mean come on they had David Hasslehof with a number 1 hit for christ sakes.
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2010/02/24 18:59:52
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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[DCM]
Chief Deputy Sub Assistant Trainee Squig Handling Intern
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I'd like to second Bonio.
And to prove it, here's a joke!
Q: What's the difference between God, and Bonio out of U2?
A: You'll never find God walking round Dublin thinking he's Bonio.
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2010/02/26 01:05:38
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Dakka Veteran
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For some reason, I would like to see Bob Villia or Norm Abram punch congress, or hit them with 2x4s. Just me.
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"Hi, I'am Cthulu. I tried to call, but I kept getting your stupid answering machine."
Love's Eldritch Ichor
Blood is best stirred before battle, and nothing does that better than the bagpipes.
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2010/02/26 02:09:57
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Dakka Veteran
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To hell with it, I want to punch everybody who I have heard of who has not contributed in some positive way to my life. That means everybody from Brangelina to Rush Limbaugh to fething Hitler (Godwin can eat my cat).
Screw you useless famous people.
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed |
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2010/02/26 02:59:33
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
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Albatross wrote:Just not the frontman. Good voice though.
That's the thing that pisses me off the most, that he named himself 'good voice'. What a prat.
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2010/02/26 07:43:13
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Hierarch
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Since when does Bjork have a poorly dressed, gay entourage?
Anywho... Celebrities I wanna punch....
Dennis Leary.
Not for any real reason, just because I had a dream where I did, and it was awesome.
Yes, yes, yes and yes.
And anyone who's name was attached to this giant cinematic hunk of crap....
All of these people for being the garbage version of SNL...
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Things I've gotten other players to admit...
Foldalot: Pariahs can sometimes be useful |
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2010/02/26 08:37:07
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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Mad TV was, in times immemorial, good.
The same is applicable to SNL, which is now, and has been for the last 10 years (maybe longer), crap.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. |
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2010/02/26 09:07:16
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Enigmatic Sorcerer of Chaos
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dogma wrote:Mad TV was, in times immemorial, good.
The same is applicable to SNL, which is now, and has been for the last 10 years (maybe longer), crap.
I choose maybe longer in this case. I remember it consistently sucking bad since 1995....
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2010/02/26 09:42:50
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Drew_Riggio
Norway
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WTF? Seriously, what is that?
I know you don`t hit girls, but this is an exception 
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The God Emperor
He almost died and got put on life support for your sins.
-n0t_u |
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2010/02/26 10:39:14
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Executing Exarch
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Don't worry, they aren't sure that it is a girl...
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DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+
How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
 Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
 Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
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2010/02/26 10:55:28
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Terje-Tubby wrote:
I know you don`t hit girls, but this is an exception
Cannerus_The_Unbearable arrives nerdragin and all foamin at the mouth in 5,4,3....
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2010/02/26 11:19:28
Subject: Celebrities you would like to punch
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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George Spiggott wrote:Albatross wrote:Just not the frontman. Good voice though.
That's the thing that pisses me off the most, that he named himself 'good voice'. What a prat.
Actually, I believe the sobriquet of "Bono voce" (Good Voice") was bestowed upon him by Midge Ure of Ultravox fame.
That he liked it enough to keep it and though it was appropriate is enough to put him on a list of punchees, though.
Mind you, anyone wanting to punch Bono has to get behind Hank. Henry Rollins wants to punch him out first.
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2010/02/26 12:17:43
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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges
United States
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JEB_Stuart wrote:Don't worry, they aren't sure that it is a girl...
Like that stopped you before.
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2010/02/26 13:18:04
Subject: Re:Celebrities you would like to punch
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Liam Gallagher on Bono:
"You see pictures of Bono running around LA with his little white legs and a bottle of Volvic, and he looks like a fanny."
I'd quite like to hit Liam Gallagher as well, mind.
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Cheesecat wrote:
I almost always agree with Albatross, I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
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