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It seems bad taste to mention real people who might actually read this forum but, anyway...
I have loathed Jamie Cullum and his smug, pseudo modern massacres of jazz classics ever since I first heard him. Whenever he comes on the radio I want to spew up.
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Kilkrazy wrote:It seems bad taste to mention real people who might actually read this forum but, anyway...
I have loathed Jamie Cullum and his smug, pseudo modern massacres of jazz classics ever since I first heard him. Whenever he comes on the radio I want to spew up.
He plays? DAMN HIS EYES! After we've both punched him of course.
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Nice thread! I think about this quite often, though instead of a punch in the face my punishments range from smashing their hand with a 9lb hammer to shooting them, execution style, with a .22 (or something small calibre that will ping around inside the brain pan).
Rick Priestley said it best:
Bryan always said that if the studio ever had to mix with the manufacturing and sales part of the business it would destroy the studio. And I have to say – he wasn’t wrong there! The modern studio isn’t a studio in the same way; it isn’t a collection of artists and creatives sharing ideas and driving each other on. It’s become the promotions department of a toy company – things move on!
Cyrus-Both of them.
For general stupidness and degrading disney into a music label and music in genral
for letting her do that but in other word hes a good guy
same as cyrus Although i aim for the south
-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
Is it just me or do the Jonas brothers have NO personality? I mean, they are both playing BLACK guitars for frazps sake, and not even something iconic like a Strat (Actually, I hate black strats, but anyway).
I mean, a BLACK SG and a BLACK Explorer? Who the hell thought that was even remotely interesting/cool/attractive/not blatantly bought off the internet by a fashion designer who resented having to co-ordinate another accessory?
And why do thye always have to be clearly standing in the order:
Not really suave guy---not really deep guy---not really a rocker guy?
In every picture I see of them its like they drew a line and they want everybody to be attracted to the one in the middle because he represents some kind of idiotic middle ground, like personalities all fall along a single axis (love and fear to be precise).
ANYWAY
I want to punch every member of "The Feeling", Metallica, Will Smith for the damage he has done to great sci-fi novels and GOD DAMNED FRAKKING RACIST CHICKEN gaking ASS-FACE NOT-A-DOCTOR PHIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Automatically Appended Next Post: And another thing, why the hell do people even buy explorers? It makes the very clear statement "I want my instrument to look as akward and impractical (and not all-together cool) as possible."
Its better than a Flying V, but come on. If you want an impractical guitar, get a Bo-Diddly. At least they are good for a laugh.
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Jazz is for Losers wrote:Nice thread! I think about this quite often, though instead of a punch in the face my punishments range from smashing their hand with a 9lb hammer to shooting them, execution style, with a .22 (or something small calibre that will ping around inside the brain pan).
Candidates include-
This incredible tool
I have always had a theory that Gok is in fact straight, and has just figured out a very cunning way of touching up fatt girls without getting a slap or a court order. Good on him I say!
nintendoeats wrote:And another thing, why the hell do people even buy explorers? It makes the very clear statement "I want my instrument to look as akward and impractical (and not all-together cool) as possible."
Its better than a Flying V, but come on. If you want an impractical guitar, get a Bo-Diddly. At least they are good for a laugh.
Some Explorers can look alright, as long as you're OVER 6 feet tall...
Albatross wrote:@nintendoeats - I want to punch the guy who designed THIS fething monstrosity:
GAH! The pointy!
Now then Albatross, you had better NEVER show your face in ANY topic about metal EVER again.
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Jimi supports METAL
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Ketara wrote:To survive on the net requires that you adapt the attributes of a Rhinocerous to a certain extent. A thick skin, a big horn to stab people you don't like, and poor eyesight when certain images are linked from places like 4chan.
Why would you want to consort with anybody who was interested in THAT? Thats like saying "now that you have made fun of sticking your face in crap, you aren't aloud into any of my orgies."
EDIT: and jeez, what must that thing sound like? I mean, there is almost nothing there for the sound to reverberate through. Its like they made a neck and thought at the last moment "aw crap! the hardware has to go ON something"...
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In a Society in which there is no law, and in theory no compulsion, the only arbiter of behaviour is public opinion. But public opinion, because of the tremendous urge to conformity in gregarious animals, is less tolerant than any system of law. When human beings are governed by "thou shalt not", the individual can practise a certain amount of eccentricity: when they are supposedly governed by "love" or "reason", he is under continuous pressure to make him behave and think in exactly the same way as everyone else.
George Orwell is my hero.
Social Experiment: if you're pissed like me, copy and paste this into your sig, and add a number after it.
PISSED 8374982374983749873948234
Check out my band Man In A Shed
First of all, Gandhi?
only coz ya know he won't hit back Not sure Gandhi counts as a celeb. I mean, when was he last in Hello or such like?
Secondly, it would be simpler just to line all celebs up against the Great Wall of China. Then make the media pillocks who have a career out of promoting celebrity culture shoot the lot of 'em with dum-dum bullets
then line the media lot up and shoot them too
AHH! I feel so much better now!
Automatically Appended Next Post: Yup I hate Gok because he shouts "OK Girls get nakee!" and they all take their clothes off!
I thought it was a jolly good idea but when I tried it, i got a smack in the gob and ended up with a broken jaw and arrested.
The court case is next week :(
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Logan's Great Company Oh yeah kickin' 
and not even bothering to take names. 
2nd company 
3rd company ravenguard 
House Navaros 
314th pie guard 
warboss 'ed krunchas waaaaaargh This thred needs more cow bell. 
-1754pts wins: 3 losses: 2
-842 pts wins: 3 loses: 0
- 750 pts
-to many points to bother to count.
Deathskulls
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