How screwed is the Imperium?

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**Space_hoppo**

Maybe it has a faulty fuse...

**1hadhq**

Space_hoppo wrote:Maybe it has a faulty fuse...

Then let me try,i'll fix it.

**Space_hoppo**

I don't think they would let you into the golden throne, kinda a members only club. If you hid in a fruit box then you could get in...

**1hadhq**

Hey thats my job,man.They'll be happy if I rescue their ass.

**Space_hoppo**

Then go for it dude! Save the Imperium, for at least the next 10 millenia...

**1hadhq**

We got 1o millenia to 6th ED ?
wow

Too bad if you hate 5th Ed. then.

**Storm Lord**

lets look at it this way, if the Ad mech can't fix it then it's going to be pretty serious-not just a 'oh no the arm rest is chipped', and knowing our luck 6th ed will be even worse

**1hadhq**

this socalled AD mech just dont find the plans. stated is:"they cannot repair it with their tech.knowledge",
says it is repairable but they forgot how!

When GW had at 6.th ed to decide who wins, it will end with no decision. To lose no customer they bring in a new galaxy
to conquer and everything is fine. :S

Another one for you: WD july 08 page 32= They know, as we do, that every mortal Life will be extinct by NIGHT.
We know ,better than they, there is a new dawn and a new day when we rise again and drive em back into darkness.

not

but

and

for the new day!

**kirsanth**

The mind boggles. . .

**mattyboy22**

Whenever they decide to end 40K, the Emperor will just wake up, roll over and look at Horus, and say "Dear, I just had the strangest dream..."

**Aeddon**

mattyboy22 wrote:Whenever they decide to end 40K, the Emperor will just wake up, roll over and look at Horus, and say "Dear, I just had the strangest dream..."

LMAO!!!!!!! That is freakin' awesome!!!!!!!

**Space_hoppo**

Albeit strange but could happen.

**Storm Lord**

I sverely hope it doesn't, sleeping with your son! Ewww!!! besides, then there will still be the task of the great crusade in their perent having woken up state.

GW could realease legion box sets instead of company ones... now thats a though

**1hadhq**

Storm Lord wrote:I severely hope it doesn't, sleeping with your son! Ewww!!! besides, then there will still be the task of the great crusade in their perent having woken up state.

GW could realease legion box sets instead of company ones... now thats a though

Buy 1000 marines and get 5 tanks for free? Paint rising from 12ml to 1,2 L ?

Need a second job if that happens.... :S
.. and more time to glue and paint

...
Oh ,

.

**Space_hoppo**

GW will just make the day longer, 48 hours instead of 24.

**1hadhq**

Space_hoppo wrote:GW will just make the day longer, 48 hours instead of 24.

They can?

48 hours and 40 hours daylight to spend with 40k?

**Space_hoppo**

Yes, dont forget they have the power of the inquistation behind them. they can do anything.

**1hadhq**

Space_hoppo wrote:Yes, dont forget they have the power of the inquistation behind them. they can do anything.

Everyone has the power of the inquisition behind em (yes they look at YOU right now, he he ).
They (inquisition) can do anything.( to unwary customers believing their beloved dex gets support from GW

)

**Space_hoppo**

Anyone who finds out the truth about the big I pullign the strings at GW mysteriously dies.... *Contact lost with Space_hoppo*

**1hadhq**

Space_hoppo wrote:Anyone who finds out the truth about the big I pullign the strings at GW mysteriously dies.... *Contact lost with Space_hoppo*

Will Space_Hoppo ever return?

Maybe they brainwash him and he is forever a happy Ultramarines player and reads only LotR articles at WD.

**Storm Lord**

Oh he'll return, to seek out more unbeleivers and burn them via the interent. Eventually Dakka will be the Big I2!

**1hadhq**

Storm Lord wrote:Oh he'll return, to seek out more unbeleivers and burn them via the interent. Eventually Dakka will be the Big I2!

Dakka is [b]big I 2 !

Its burn the heretic not burn the unbeliever

but i think its never wrong to burn something just to be sure its dead.

**Space_hoppo**

I have returned, however I have a strange taste for the Ultramarines... Anyway i think it is just a phase. And if you think it's dead poke it with a stick, however seeing as the internet will not allow me to use sticks to poke people in the left eyeball, I'll just turn off ur firewall and let the powers of Chaos flow into your life. There will be no escape.

**1hadhq**

@ space_hoppo: go ultra

Your chaos powers won't surpass my anti-psi-shield.

**Space_hoppo**

Thats what I want you to think. But really youer PSI shield is actually powered by my Chaos Powers...
Ultra marines make good meat shields, as no one cares weither they live or die.

**Storm Lord**

very true, i'd like to see the Imperial Monkey's utilise that tactic when fighting along side the Ultramarines...

**1hadhq**

Storm Lord wrote:very true, i'd like to see the Imperial Monkey's utilise that tactic when fighting along side the Ultramarines...

Thats easy. Just get the ultras to believe they can be an example and you follow them.

Then wait until the bluemarines get smashed and shoot the cheering enemy to pieces.

Ordnance FTW!

**Space_hoppo**

Sounds liek it may work, now we need to find a UM noob...

**1hadhq**

Space_hoppo wrote:Sounds like it may work, now we need to find a UM noob...

Don't tell him hes a noob,just enforce his believe in the ultras !
Many inexperienced players will take the chapter thats easy to paint and decorate, end up with blues then.

When hes done the job (1,2,3x ...) enlighten him and steal the smurfs a player.

no good idea to turn everybody to your army. Playstyle should always fit the dex (not to forget the looks).

**Storm Lord**

Surely Black templars are the easiest to do, just spray black and the jobs basically done... besides i don't think given the choice Noobs would always choose Ultrapansies, its just GW staff head/advise/bully them towards the boys in blue.

But anyways, in the End it will be the Ultras who wreck the Imperium, in much the same way after ther heresy they forced everyone to do as they did, anyone who they find doesn't will be attacked in the 'modernImperium' and plunge it once again into civil war, ah the irony of the loyalist of the loyals causing the end of humankind. Yay!