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2011/07/05 17:51:19
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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If I can't have gunpowder, give me a nice crossbow. None of this hand to hand &*^(%.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/07/05 18:09:49
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/05 18:19:04
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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remilia_scarlet wrote:Of course
XD katana(s)!
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 18:24:24
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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And being half ghost doesn't hurt.
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/05 18:25:34
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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remilia_scarlet wrote:And being half ghost doesn't hurt.
 danny phantom!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 18:34:19
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Warp-Screaming Noise Marine
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We get it you like Anime. Now bugger off the menfolk are talking about weapons.
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2011/07/05 18:37:21
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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fire4effekt wrote:We get it you like Anime. Now bugger off the menfolk are talking about weapons.
 danny aint anime. i think he is an American cartoon.
stabby time? stabby time. 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 19:09:16
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Give me a dagger over that peculiar device any day. Easily secreted, hardly an uncommon thing, and so much more deft....
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2011/07/05 19:13:51
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Y'know, mightier than the sword and all that. 
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2011/07/05 19:15:42
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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rubiksnoob wrote:Y'know, mightier than the sword and all that.
try using that on a bunch of barbarians
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 19:46:26
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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lord commissar klimino wrote:rubiksnoob wrote:Y'know, mightier than the sword and all that.
try using that on a bunch of barbarians
A barbarian tickle fight.
Not sure if epic, or really creepy.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/07/05 20:17:11
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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rubiksnoob wrote:Y'know, mightier than the sword and all that.
Tell them that 
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2011/07/05 20:18:37
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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EASY!
Just got to back to the design stage, alter an angle here, a tolerance there, and biggedybiggedybong, your cannon misfires and splats your own troops.
Pen is win!
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2011/07/05 20:19:14
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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KingCracker wrote:
Tell them that
but in medieval time you wouldn't have your fancy cannon
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 20:22:08
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Crafty Bray Shaman
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With this I'd do my ancestors proud..
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2011/07/05 20:23:03
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Or chop off your own foot.
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2011/07/05 20:26:57
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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lord commissar klimino wrote:KingCracker wrote:
Tell them that
but in medieval time you wouldn't have your fancy cannon
Orly?
 Automatically Appended Next Post: Side note, Ive REALLY been thinking about getting into Tomahawk throwing
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2011/07/05 20:28:47
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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Mr Mystery wrote:Or chop off your own foot.
Hey, you'll lose a toe like that!
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/05 20:31:18
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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KingCracker wrote:Orly?
i stand corrected...epic...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 20:33:41
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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We Scots know how to do it!
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2011/07/05 20:34:57
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mr Mystery wrote:We Scots know how to do it!
Indeed!
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2011/07/05 20:42:34
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Wait I thought black powder was out. No fair, I call shenanigans! I want a hand cannon!
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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2011/07/05 20:44:24
Subject: your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Frazzled wrote:Wait I thought black powder was out. No fair, I call shenanigans! I want a hand cannon!
i said no gun,medieval stuff...forgot cannons were technically a loophole...dang,i got pwnd.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 21:16:11
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Mr Mystery wrote:We Scots know how to do it!
I've got to admire your balls.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/07/05 21:22:15
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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We've got the biggest balls of all.
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2011/07/05 21:26:39
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Everybody says you have great balls of fire.
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2011/07/05 21:35:28
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Infiltrating Prowler
wocka flocka rocka shocka
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captain fantastic wrote: Seems like this thread is all that's left of Remilia Scarlet (the poster).
wait, what? Σ（・□・；） |
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2011/07/05 21:41:33
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Seriously remilia, stop with the fictional weapons already.
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2011/07/05 21:42:15
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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corpsesarefun wrote:Seriously remilia, stop with the fictional weapons already.
although we all wish it wasent...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/07/05 21:50:09
Subject: Re:your preferred medieval weapon ?
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Elite Tyranid Warrior
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I have always liked Flails and Scourges:
Flail:
Scourge:
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