A commissars worst day ever

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**mythological**

Commissars are one of, if not, the biggest badasses of the 40k universe. Almost nothing fazes them and they rather fight a carnifex with a laspistol then run away.

But this sparks a question, what would make a commissar's worst day ever?

**elegost**

if the entire imperial force ran... more men than he has bullets

**Orkestra**

Waking up with an 8-pointed star tattooed to their forehead.

**jinshiryuu**

elegost wrote:if the entire imperial force ran... more men than he has bullets

I'm thinking it would be the entire force running away after he's expended his ammo on the enemy. Or maybe Reasonable Marines

**Valhallan42nd**

The worst day ever for a commissar?

The day they retire.

**Owain**

Valhallan42nd wrote:The worst day ever for a commissar?

The day they retire.

Qft.

**DarkHound**

Commissars don't retire: just ask Yarrick. He's been around for ages now.

My money is on... well, I don't know. The day he doesn't kill anyone?

**person person**

The day they get out-commissared.

AKA Meet Fuklaw.

**I-bounty-hunt-the-elderly**

The day he comes back to the front from hospital, and finds his entire regiment ragged, unchaven, clad in bloodsoaked rags, with unholy glyphs tatooed all over their bodies and uniforms. The regimental CO is there to meet him, holding his new skull-faced helmet nervously in front of him, and mumbles "look, there have been some really important changes around here . . . "

I mean, the commissar would then massacre the entire regiment, but it would be a bit of a depressing incident.

**person person**

Thats probably the most logical.

**mythological**

Waking up in bed next to a demonette.

**jinshiryuu**

mythological wrote:Waking up in bed next to a demonette.

Seconded

Wait...how about waking up next to a Great Unclean One? (I think I just made myself nauseous)

**Typhon**

Not getting to kill a guardsman because of some obscure rule, or the guardsman getting blown apart before he got to kill him.

**MrGiggles**

If you're Yarrick and attached to a company command squad with the Ogryn Bodyguard character when the company commander blows a roll. Yarrick shoots the commander, gets beaten to death by the Ogryn, then, if that's not bad enough, the Ogryn winds up running the army.

**karimabuseer**

jinshiryuu wrote:
mythological wrote:Waking up in bed next to a demonette.
Seconded

Wait...how about waking up next to a Great Unclean One? (I think I just made myself nauseous)

Ew....I think you've made all of us feel nauseous..

**Cane**

Worst day ever for a Commissar?

It'd be like District 9 where the Commissar slowly transforms into a heretic xeno alien thing. Similar to X-Men where the anti-mutant Senator transforms into a mutant.

**mythological**

When he blows a roll and another commissar comes up and shoots him in the face, then procedes to give the rest of the commissar's squad a paid vacation.

**tothelastman**

Some Administratum clerk finds out a commissar was actually flunked out of the Schola Progenium but was promoted anyway by mistake. Another commissar then steps in to charge the flunky with over mass murder

**jinshiryuu**

Guardsman Marbo.

**person person**

Getting attatched to a command squad of dumbass commanders and generals that he's not allowed to kill.

**Packeteer**

Walking upon a battlefield seeing a regiment of dead Guardsmen being put to use by the servants of Slaanesh.

**Emperors Faithful**

karimabuseer wrote:
jinshiryuu wrote:
mythological wrote:Waking up in bed next to some demonettes.
Seconded

Wait...how about waking up next to a couple of Great Unclean Ones?

And finds out it's been plastered all over facebook

Fixed it

**1317**

Being the leader of a squad of commisars as they all run away and subsequently have a 10 way shootout, Beacuse they all charge each other {and themselves} with cowardice

Automatically Appended Next Post:
Watching a higher ranking commisar than you charge you with dereliction of duty for sleeping with your girlfriend, and then watching him get in bed with her [For the emperor!] and knowing you can't charge him......

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**Grimpost**

Marbo is seconded.

Followed closely by dealing with any Ogryn. So stupid you want to shoot them but they follow orders no matter how dangerous or wasteful because they are so dumb.

**warboss**

i'm pretty sure this is a commissar's worst day ever... or at least a few weeks after it, lol...

**Ashryu**

1317 wrote:Being the leader of a squad of commisars as they all run away and subsequently have a 10 way shootout, Beacuse they all charge each other {and themselves} with cowardice

lol

**CadianXV**

warboss wrote:i'm pretty sure this is a commissar's worst day ever... or at least a few weeks after it, lol...

Ouch...

Worst day? When he finds his laspistol has been replaced by a water-pistol, then being unable to execute the guardsman that did it due to said water-pistol!

**orchewer**

When he realizes he only has a 5+ armour save

**MinMax**

When he gets assigned to Catachan! That's practically a death sentence!

**sniperjolly**

It's a death world sentence! [rimshot]

Seeing your junior commissar charge kill Nork's "kurnul" who then gets pasted, then having to shoot nork and feeling the wrath of Nork's "heroic sacrifice." Dying of blood loss and a massive concussion, you see your squad run away anyway because the re-roll failed.