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2009/10/20 16:10:46
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Knoxville, TN, USA
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Emperors Faithful wrote:When a commissar has to shoot Creed.
What sort of payback do you think the Cadians would want for that gak-up? 
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2009/10/20 16:51:24
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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A commisars worst day... having to sit through a jonas brothers concert.
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2009/10/20 18:36:33
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Brother Gideon wrote:A commisars worst day... having to sit through a jonas brothers concert.
QFT!
Emperors Faithful wrote:When a commissar has to shoot Creed.
it couldnt happen, Creed would outflank the commissar with another commissar who would shoot the orignal commissar...
Afterall: CREEEEEEEEED!!!!!
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"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2009/10/20 21:17:17
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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Brother Gideon wrote:
A commisars worst day... having to sit through a jonas brothers concert.
Ugh....i think that would be everyone here's worst day ever
as you can see in the sig, jonas brothers are not my fav.
But,
Commissar's best day ever
Having the jonas brothers join his squad and being able to shoot them
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2009/10/20 23:12:02
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Fixture of Dakka
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Well played mythological! I think thats all true...
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Enlist as a virtual Ultramarine! Click here for my Chaos Gate (PC) thread.
"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman
"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
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2009/10/21 02:27:17
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Private First Class
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When there are two cowards but only one bullet.
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2009/10/21 03:27:58
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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mythological wrote:Brother Gideon wrote:
A commisars worst day... having to sit through a jonas brothers concert.
Ugh....i think that would be everyone here's worst day ever as you can see in the sig, jonas brothers are not my fav. But, Commissar's best day ever Having the jonas brothers join his squad and being able to shoot them
QFT
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/10/21 03:30:25
95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2009/10/21 03:37:32
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos
Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.
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When the Commisar finds out the ratlings assigned to his unit have been doing some shady trades with Shadowbrand.
And his soldiers are too baked to fight.
Or this more awkward scenario Waking up......... with the king.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/10/21 03:38:12
I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts  
Slaves to Darkness.3k  
Word Bearers 2500k  
Daemons of Chaos 
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2009/10/21 04:31:45
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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fludit wrote:When there are two cowards but only one bullet.
I decree this has won the thread. Short, simple and to the point.
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2009/10/21 13:02:36
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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fludit wrote:
When there are two cowards but only one bullet.
I decree this has won the thread. Short, simple and to the point.
But can't you line them up in a line? shoot one in the head and the bullet would go through both of 'em?
or are those laspistols not wat i think they are. because our weapons now can do that, so a good 39,000 years should not change things.
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2009/10/21 14:01:22
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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A commissar failing their own morale only to regroup and realising he must execute himself.
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2009/11/17 20:52:41
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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the day some up his own backside imperial general disrespects the emperor and just as he is about to bolt pistol his face...
He realises he's forgotten his ammo clip.
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