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2009/10/13 02:49:18
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Been Around the Block
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Emperors Faithful wrote:karimabuseer wrote:jinshiryuu wrote:mythological wrote:Waking up in bed next to some demonettes. 
Seconded  
Wait...how about waking up next to a couple of Great Unclean Ones?
And finds out it's been plastered all over facebook
Fixed it
He can still claim the picture(s) are fakes. Video(s) of him and the GUOs doing the unmentionable, on the other hand......
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2009/10/13 03:01:34
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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In the grim darkness of the 40 first milenia, there are photoshops for videos.
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2009/10/13 04:12:45
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Commissar : DONT STEP ON THA.......
*guardsmen triggers a land mine and blows himself and his squad into a million pieces*
Commissar : DAMMMIT! Now who can I shoot for not listening?
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2009/10/13 21:02:46
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Slippery Scout Biker
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A commossar's worst day? As someone said: When there are more to shoot then he has ammo for.
DarkHound wrote:Commissars don't retire: just ask Yarrick. He's been around for ages now.
Commissars do retire! Just ask Commissar Raege.
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2009/10/14 02:23:17
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Mysterious Techpriest
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Being forced to deal with Ogryns in any capacity. They're dumb enough to get you in trouble while also being dumb enough not to run away.
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2800pts Dark Angels
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1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/10/14 06:17:00
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Wicked Warp Spider
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sniperjolly wrote:
Seeing your junior commissar charge kill Nork's "kurnul" who then gets pasted, then having to shoot nork and feeling the wrath of Nork's "heroic sacrifice." Dying of blood loss and a massive concussion, you see your squad run away anyway because the re-roll failed.
The real soul-destroying aspect of this would be knowing that your absolute commander, the man rolling the dice, was dumb enough to employ Nork Deddog in his command squad - whatever crusade the commissar was fighting in, it's probably as good as lost.
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2009/10/14 07:47:49
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Knoxville, TN, USA
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Owain wrote:Being forced to deal with Ogryns in any capacity. They're dumb enough to get you in trouble while also being dumb enough not to run away.
But commissars are to... fervent? (some would argue dumb as well) to run away. You'd think they'd like working with Ogryns. Except for the smell maybe. 
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 The above post is the express opinion of the author and does not necessarily represent the opinion of any rational sentient being. Any resemblance to credible cogitation is purely coincidental. Also, he likes using the little pictures.
 =  “Have you noticed that any time Games Workshop wants to get rid of a bit of the background, they have the Tyranid eat it and poop it out as a chitinous thing with exciting mandibles? The Squats… the Zoats. They’re less an alien race, more the office paper-shredder.” - Kieron Gillen
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2009/10/14 11:38:49
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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finding out that everyone in the platoon saw those pictures of the GUO and him and are now texting it to all their friends. Worst of all, he can't find his gun to shoot anyone with it. His wife heard about this and came out to the front and shot him in the face, then proceded to do it with another commissar. 
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The best thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's far too late to stop reading it.
-Courtesy of TheBlueRedPanda
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2009/10/14 17:17:37
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Flashy Flashgitz
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Seeing a guardsman run away but getting killed before you could shoot them.
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2009/10/14 17:39:54
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I'm gonna say convincing a group of ogryn to get into a Chimera and joining them only to have said chimera wrecked during the fight and trapping everyone inside while at the same time the commissar has his jaw broken so he can't execute anyone for not following his orders because he can no longer give them while simultaniously having to deal with the unbearable stench of 5 ogryn in a small space for a full battle.
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2009/10/15 22:28:08
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Lord of the Fleet
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Hmm... having a squad defect to the Tau because they're tired of him shooting them?
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Fate is in heaven, armor is on the chest, accomplishment is in the feet. - Nagao Kagetora
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2009/10/16 00:18:14
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM
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BaronIveagh wrote:Hmm... having a squad defect to the Tau because they're tired of him shooting them?
No, being killed by a squad defecting to Tau because they're tired of him shooting them.
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2009/10/16 00:45:27
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Deadly Dire Avenger
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Having his men run away, staying to fight, then getting permanently disabled by a dark eldar, taken to the twilight realm, being tortured for about 8 years, finally escaping, and then getting demoted for being absent for 8 years, then dying in the field by a space marine who thought he was too weak.
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2009/10/16 00:49:16
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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No, being beaten by that guard tau squad in CC, then have them tell him hes too weak and THEN shoot him.
GO TAU!!!
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2009/10/17 00:15:52
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Regular Dakkanaut
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A grot steals his hat, and runs back in to the green wave...
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As if on cue, you hear two people singing from the stairwell, and the door is opened and a pair of very smelly, very dirty guardsmen stumble in, completely drunk, and covered in vomit, and immediately collapse unconsious on the porch. You drag them to their beds, realising that they will not be waking up for some time. |
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2009/10/17 00:19:09
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Dour Wolf Priest with Iron Wolf Amulet
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MinMax wrote:When he gets assigned to Catachan! That's practically a death sentence!
Without a doubt, by far his worst (and possibly last) day is getting stuck with a squad of Catachans.
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2009/10/17 00:33:14
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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Red9 wrote:A grot steals his hat, and runs back in to the green wave...
rofl
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2009/10/17 02:16:37
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Private First Class
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When a commisar shoots one of his men, who gets saved by their armour.
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2009/10/17 13:50:52
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Sister Vastly Superior
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I'll third Marbo.
That or being assigned to a regiment of halflings (Sorry, ratlings) who're too sneaky for him to execute.
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DA - 2k of deathwing, 2k of other bits (no vehicles)
Sisters - mostly converted/proxy because I'm waiting for therange to go plastic.
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2009/10/17 21:42:01
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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fludit wrote:When a commisar shoots one of his men, who gets saved by their armour.
lol That's never actually occured to me before, hmmmm...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/10/18 08:41:29
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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HEAD SHO... WTF!?!
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/18 08:55:00
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
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How about when the commissar's regiment gets inducted by a crazy inquisitor that is dealing with xenos? What would he do then?
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2009/10/18 09:12:30
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Drop Trooper with Demo Charge
Knoxville, TN, USA
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FoxPhoenix135 wrote:How about when the commissar's regiment gets inducted by a crazy inquisitor that is dealing with xenos? What would he do then?
Probably shoot himself
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The above post is the express opinion of the author and does not necessarily represent the opinion of any rational sentient being. Any resemblance to credible cogitation is purely coincidental. Also, he likes using the little pictures.
= “Have you noticed that any time Games Workshop wants to get rid of a bit of the background, they have the Tyranid eat it and poop it out as a chitinous thing with exciting mandibles? The Squats… the Zoats. They’re less an alien race, more the office paper-shredder.” - Kieron Gillen
+ + = [ aka: League of Confusing Counts As Army Players: "Counts as, its not a term, its a way of life!" - jfrazell ]
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2009/10/18 15:51:30
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Sniping Hexa
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When a commissar gets assigned to a unit of other commissars led by a lord commissar, Yarrick, Gaunt and Fucklaw.
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Inquisitor_Syphonious wrote:All I can say is... thank you vodo40k...
Zweischneid wrote:No way man. A Space Marine in itself is scary. But a Marine WITHOUT helmet wears at least 3-times as much plot-armour as a Marine with helmet. And heaven forbid if the Marine would also happen to have an intimidating looking, vertical scar. Then you're surly boned. Those guys are the worst. Not a chance I'd say.
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2009/10/18 22:03:24
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Emperors Faithful wrote:fludit wrote:When a commisar shoots one of his men, who gets saved by their armour.
lol That's never actually occured to me before, hmmmm...
It has to me, befor the new space hulk came out, I printed off the 1st ed rules and 2nd ed tileset and played on a foamboard board. The rules came with an IG list, in which commisars are free, but you have to attempt to shoot any guardsman who doesn't use all his AP in his LOS, using command points if you have to. Only had to do it once, but he chewed through all my AP and CP, even with sustained fire. My entire line got om-nommed next turn =(
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I managed to play a 1750 point game with minimal proxieing on the first day DE came out.  go me!
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2009/10/18 23:28:24
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Wait, wha-?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/10/19 11:56:52
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Focused Fire Warrior
5 miles north of Funkytown
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Emperors Faithful
Wait, wha-?
Seconded
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The best thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's far too late to stop reading it.
-Courtesy of TheBlueRedPanda
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2009/10/20 04:29:38
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Committed Chaos Cult Marine
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Commisars in Space hulk?!?! Automatically Appended Next Post: vodo40k wrote:When a commissar gets assigned to a unit of other commissars led by a lord commissar, Yarrick, Gaunt and Fucklaw.
Damn, you beat me to it.
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mekboy wrote:Tzeentch: Full house! Yay!
Deciver: Straight Flush! Yay!
Eldrad: Four of a kind! Awww!
Creed: Warhound titan. Die, xenos scum!
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2009/10/20 04:38:24
Subject: Re:A commissars worst day ever
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Sure Space Wolves Land Raider Pilot
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A commissar's worse day would be when in the process of exacuting a "coward" his pistol misfires...
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2009/10/20 09:35:46
Subject: A commissars worst day ever
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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When a commissar has to shoot Creed.
Commissar: Traitor! Where did that Imperator Titan go?!? What vile sorcery is this?!?
*cocks gun*
Creed: That's not sorcery.
*Imperator Titan suddenly looms behind the Commisar*
Creed: That's just Tactical Genius.
Commissar: CREEE- *BOOM*
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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