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In one of his books he has Marine Squads equipt with Multilasers.

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Doesn't he have Eldar running around with multi-lasers too?

And the eldar tank whose laser cannon is not only vulnerable to exploding when sabotaged by a kid with a rock, but has a viewing slit that is unable to defend the driver from a kid with a stick.

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He also has commanders riding into battle on tanks (the Eldar Grav-tanks even have a platform for it!).

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He also has a Terminator and a Kasrkin that become BFF's and ride into battle atop a Razorback.

And as I've said in the past, I truly do wish I was making that up...

   
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meh, I can see a terminator and a kasrkin working together... they are both the elite of their repsective armies, and could probably build a professional relationship on that.

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Kids bringing down a Falcon with rocks though takes the win though.
   
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Don't forget the backflipping Terminators.

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Horst wrote:meh, I can see a terminator and a kasrkin working together... they are both the elite of their repsective armies, and could probably build a professional relationship on that.
Lets practice for the SAT shall we? Terminator is to Kasrkin as FBI is to Tulsa PD. In other words, no just no....

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was just gonna say that

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12thRonin wrote:Kids bringing down a Falcon with rocks though takes the win though.


Hey, HEY! Don't forget there was a stick involved too!

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JEB_Stuart wrote:
Horst wrote:meh, I can see a terminator and a kasrkin working together... they are both the elite of their repsective armies, and could probably build a professional relationship on that.
Lets practice for the SAT shall we? Terminator is to Kasrkin as FBI is to Tulsa PD. In other words, no just no....

I don't see the difference, they both use multilasers and wear the same armor, right?

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The only work I have read from this man was Eldar Prophecy. The only constructive thing I can say about, well maybe not so constructive that it was pure literary diarrhea.

I first thought the book was just a poor victim of some sort of prejudice towards the Eldar. Upon looking up some comments on his other books I soon learned that this was not the case. The only logical reason I see that he is allowed to keep writing these atrocities is to make the good books by BL stand out even better.

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Is that the one where the Space Marines perform most vigorous acts of nonconsentual intimacy on the farseer? Because as we all know, if there's one thing Space Marines love more than multilasers, it's sticking it in the Xenos.

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H.B.M.C. wrote:He also has a Terminator and a Kasrkin that become BFF's and ride into battle atop a Razorback.

And as I've said in the past, I truly do wish I was making that up...


Don't forget that it's a morphing Razorback. It has the ability to change from a Razorback to a Land Raider between paragraphs. That makes it a Land Razor, "what is like a normal Land Raider and Razorback only better, and with more Multilasers than you can shake a stick at."

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metallifan wrote:Don't forget that it's a morphing Razorback. It has the ability to change from a Razorback to a Land Raider between paragraphs. That makes it a Land Razor, "what is like a normal Land Raider and Razorback only better, and with more Multilasers than you can shake a stick at."



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metallifan wrote:That makes it a Land Razor, "what is like a normal Land Raider and Razorback only better, and with more Multilasers than you can shake a stick at."


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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassern_S._Goto
Goto's Wikipedia page. That is all.

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It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.

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Wikipedia wrote:Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser (born 1970[this pleases him]) is an author primarily notable for his novels and short stories set in the Multilaser universe. He got his start with several short multilasers published in Multilaser! magazine and his first multilaser, a Multilaseration of Dawn of War, appeared in 2004. Born in Multilaser, he now lives on the Multilaser coast of Multilaser(this pleases him).


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penek wrote:wtf is wrong with GW ???

It's being run by people with short term vision and enough greed to extinguish a sun.

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I just contributed to the reception paragraph
Surprisingly the username Multilazors wasn't taken.

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Bookwrack wrote:Is that the one where the Space Marines perform most vigorous acts of nonconsentual intimacy on the farseer? Because as we all know, if there's one thing Space Marines love more than multilasers, it's sticking it in the Xenos.

The feth? Oh man, I don't think I've read that one before. I wonder if he put as much care into the 'intimacy' as David Gemmell did in his books.

Gemmell did it tastefully though.

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