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OK... but your house burns down with you inside


I wish my tv would work

Not much of a twist, as I am still a millionaire, and omnipotent.

Granted, but all you get no cable and no electricity for that matter.

I wish for a better twist. (No offence Lord, see reason above )

Granted. you have all that stuff. But by wishing for nothing to happen brings everything bad to happen due to some crazy illogical logic that would take an hour to explain.

I wish I could go to E3 or ComiCon.

granted, they hire you as the night janitor. working alone...

I wish Tiny hammer was real.

Granted. Tiny hammer is real. All over the world, 40k armies blast off into space, and their former owners are not happy with you for it.

I wish for a magical ring, with the ability to grant its wearer 3 wishes.

Granted bad luck you gave it to mrs snurl. hope you've been good to her.

I wish for a flavour of ice cream that makes me happy.

granted. but it's the only thing you will eat and you die from MelNutrition.

I wish I had lotz an' lotz of donuts.

you has lotz and lotz of donuts. However the police aren't too happy about it so in the middle of the night there is a strange break in and all your lotz and lotz of donuts are gone with a gelatinous blob siting in the middle of your lounge.

I wish that shoes were generic.

Like that?

Granted, shoes are generic. They smell like rotten eggs.

I wish for donuts too.

(hahahahaha i've seen that before. there is also one in NZ that was originally whose watching your speed and gthen got turned into who's watching you pee. and it had a picture of a little kid. hilarious.)

Granted however you decided to store them together with WGT and they both got stolen.

I wish that my generic shoes didn't smell.

Granted however they come alive and run away!

I wish for infinite cookies!

Granted! Where do you plan on putting them?

I wish for dinner.

Granted. You get dinner. But it's all leftovers that should have been thrown out days ago.

I wish my christmas tree was not all wet, so I could bring it inside.

granted. But it's infested with spiders!!!! Ewww *shudder*


I wish I could open my fething presents!!!!!!

(the tree thing actually happened to us with tiny praying mantises a few years ago)

Granted. You can open your presents. On December 25th. Like everyone else.

I wish that my cats would stay out of the Christmas Tree.

Granted. But then REALY annoying Snotlings start messing it up.

I wish I could have a job at Great White (My local Hobby Store,were I get my 40k stuff).

Granted, you get a job there. Your job is to clean toilets and take out the trash. No one talks to you anymore because you've started to smell like toilets and garbage.

I wish that my child would go back to sleep.

Granted. But you cant fall asleep still.


I wish for my last wish cuz Great White doesnt have public toilets and just one or two tiny plastic trashcans.

fine, granted, but there is no employee discount.

I wish that I can find a good full time job at a library as a reference librarian.

Granted. But when you start there every single book is nowhere near where it belongs.

I wish that the Robot Chicken show was on earlier so I could watch it more often.

Granted. Robot Chicken is on earlier, and you are able to watch it more often. However, it conflicts with another show that you like more.

I wish that this week goes by quickly. I am ready for my Christmas break.

(me too)

Granted. The week flys by, but your shopping isn't finished and gifts aren't wrapped and everything else needs done too.

I wish for a new TV show as good or better than Lost was.

Granted. It's called The Walking Dead. But you are not able to get that channel because you are suddenly unable to afford cable, satellite or internet. (Seriously Walking Dead is a great show).

I wish that I could figure out a 2000 point wood elf army list that makes sense.

Granted, but every game you play with it you never roll anything but 1's, reguardless of the dice you use. Outside of games you roll normally.


I wish I could see into the future!

You can see the future, but only your own death and the deaths of everyone you come in contact with.

I wish that I make a good army list, and that they are a winning army for me.

Granted. Your list is immaculate. You win all of the tournaments and table most opponents by turn three. But now no one wants to play with you.

I wish my old game group would get back together.

Granted.but they kill each other becuz of some hatered developed when not playing w/ each other.

I wish I could kill Hitler when he was a baby(kinda like Terminator,ya know)so he doesnt do all the monstrosities he did.

Granted. We never develop Jet Fighters, and the USSR Nukes the hell out of us. Bye-Bye North America.

I wish Killa Kans were less spikey.

Granted. Killa Kans are now smooth and they are called beer cans. People keep trying to open them.

I wish that all these presents were wrapped.

They are all wrapped and then sent overseas to a family less fortunate than yours.

I wish for a soda, non-poisoned, that doesn't spill, can be opened, drank by me, and enjoyed that I will not die after consuming, and that will generally make me happy.