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**snurl**

Granted. You have a great cake and eat it all, making you happy and breaking out in zits.

I wish this night would go faster. Come on vacation!

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted, time moves so quickly that it fast forwards completely through your vacation and boom you are back at work.

I wish that my cake that made me so happy hadn't given me zits.

**Drk_Oblitr8r**

Granted, but you're fatally illergic to it.

I wish nothing bad happened. Ever.

**snurl**

Granted. Nothing bad ever happens. Nothing good either. Everything is boring joyless sameness.

I wish I was a better pool shooter.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you ain't good at anything else.

I wish I could have magnets for my ork deffdread and killakanz.

**snurl**

Granted. You have magnets. But every time you deploy your models they fly twoards each other and have to be pried apart.

I wish that everyone on Dakka has the best Christmas ever.

**Footsloggin**

Granted, but you are promptly sued for not including other religious holidays XD

I wish I had enough toxic cement glue and solder to put together my army...

**camboyaz**

Granted. You then die because of the toxins.

I wish a was a Demon Prince with dones of Slaneesh babes all over me.

**Footsloggin**

Granted, but you're sent to a battlefield and are banished for 1000 years because of grey knights...

I wish My C:SM wouldn't fall apart.

**camboyaz**

Granted. They don't fall aprt because you never rebuilt them.

I wish this thread would end...

**Footsloggin**

Granted... *Universe Explodes*

I wish I could go invisible temporarily.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but your invisibility fails you when you need it most.

I wish for horrendous atrocities.

**Footsloggin**

Granted, unless you enjoy them, or you've just created a paradox.

I wish for a happy death of old age at 90!

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you're all alone when you die with no one to love you.

I wish for everybody to have a merry non-religious specific day off in winter...... and a happy new year!

**Footsloggin**

Granted. But we all wish you one back too...

I wish for some non-poisoned/infected/lethal/painful Reese's Peanut butter cups!

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But your allergic to peanut butter. You die anyways.

I wish I could have some Sour cream & Onions patato chips

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted, but they are stale.

I wish that everyone would live in peace and harmony.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But,that makes us completly vulnerble to aliens.

I wish for Sour cream & Onion chips that aren't stale.

**snurl**

Granted. You have an electrified steel bag of chips.

I wish I had a bottle opener around when I need it.

**Evaelc**

Granted however it is ginsu and breaks before you even open any bottles.

I wish that i won my doubles race.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you can't pay the bills.

I wish that I could make a home-made Flintlock pistol.

**snurl**

Granted. You make a homemade flintlock pistol. You shoot your eye out.

I wish for the perfect corkscrew.

**jwelvis629**

Granted. But it's attached to a pig's butt....

I wish I had a fully painted Dark Eldar Army.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a fully painted Dark Eldar army. But you forget it after a game and when you go back for it most of the figures have been stolen.

I wish my cat was smarter.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Your cat is so smart that it figures out how to make a nuclear device and blows up the world.

i wish for nachos, cheese, sour cream, ground beef, and beans.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you get food poisoning.

I wish for my last wish,but not to shoot my eye out.

**snurl**

Granted. Your flintlock pistol explodes in your hand the first time you fire it.

I wish you would get a proper reproduction flintlock pistol and stop hurting yourself. They are much safer.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But I shoot you with it.
I wish I could have a Replica Blunderbus!

**Ledabot**

phewwe. dubble up

**Evaelc**

Granted however an angry bearded guy punches you and steals it. you now have a black eye instead.

I wish that RP's were less like pulling teeth.