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BrotherStynier wrote:

!? wrote:That ranking system was created by a lowly heretic, do not follow it, it is false and will rot your mind. Instead, let us cleanse our minds in the way of The Turtle by forgetting it and spreading word of the Pie to other forums.

Brother it is to my understanding that neither I nor my Holy Order has proclaimed Golden Eyed Scout as a heretic, in fact it seems as though he has been a great service to the church, despite his eagerness to accept a rank that has yet to be decided upon by our lords. But if you insist upon making a formal complaint I will have no choice but to investigate this matter.

Happygrunt wrote:Um, little problem, where would my rank fall, as I was the first in the order as far as i know...

If you truly were the first of the Holy Order in question than you would fall under the rank of either

1. Knight Cheval

OR

1B. Crusader Master

Depending on your prowess in war and whether this system is adopted.

Golden Eyed Scout wrote: The Knight Cheval Golden Eyed Scout shall bring about truth to the masses along with Prior Platuan4th!

GES I do not think your rank has been ratified by any one as of yet, going under this false rank could be considered as heresy do not forget the Aunshova Heresy, nor the living example the Fallen Angel is, he took for himself a title that did not exist and tore our church in two.

Oh, I am Crusade Master then.

Indeed Happygrunt but only if our most pie-ous lords decree that the titles and positions are acceptable. To get the ball rolling I humble submit my support to its candidacy.

BrotherStynier wrote:Indeed Happygrunt but only if our most pie-ous lords decree that the titles and positions are acceptable. To get the ball rolling I humble submit my support to its candidacy.

YAYS! That's two on board, only another lots more to go....

It's all good for the pieous shall rule. for the turtle and the pie

My favored scions of the pastry, I return from the warp to bring you most divine news. The Age of Bake-ening is almost at hand. As we speak, the great pie in the sky melds with the might of the tortoise. Soon it will materialize and guild us to the light.

(Long story short, a friend of mine is building a turtle with pie crust for a shell.)

I'll post pics of it's progress.

Aunshova, may thine Turtle-building friend be blessed by the Omnidessert for his faith and dedication to the Pie.

The genesis is underway. Today the pie-tin has been made manifest.

aunshova wrote:My favored scions of the pastry, I return from the warp to bring you most divine news. The Age of Bake-ening is almost at hand. As we speak, the great pie in the sky melds with the might of the tortoise. Soon it will materialize and guild us to the light.

(Long story short, a friend of mine is building a turtle with pie crust for a shell.)

I'll post pics of it's progress.

Is this a model or desert?

Either way, pics?

God Of Yams wrote:

Is this a model or desert?

Does it matter?

This is the Turtle Pie's will made manifest. But, indeed, pics would be appreciated.

I'll get some monday. They might be a bit small on the count of using a cell phone bscause it's part of a class I'm taking and they don't allow cameras.

That matters not, for the might of Turtle pie is not constricted by mere dimensions.

Yes indeed bring on the pics of the almighty turtle pie.

You know what would be cool is if we could do adepticon next year a all guard army called the disciples of turtle pie. With lots of pie plates russes bassies ect lots of infantry.
Having shirts made up with dakka on the front with permition from yak and lego and a huge turtle pie on the back with flingin pie for the emperor.

That would be most awesome.

sonofruss wrote:You know what would be cool is if we could do adepticon next year a all guard army called the disciples of turtle pie. With lots of pie plates russes bassies ect lots of infantry.
Having shirts made up with dakka on the front with permition from yak and lego and a huge turtle pie on the back with flingin pie for the emperor.

HELL YEAH! I'll get permission, and make shirts, hoodies, ties, socks, everythin!

Don't forget personal shirts for each person with their rank.

I'm beginning to question the sanity of this forum.

Just now you're raising that question?

Ah well, when in Rome...

ALL HAIL THE PIE!

Cheese Elemental wrote:Ah well, when in Rome...

ALL HAIL THE Turtle PIE!

Fixed it for you Cheese. yet one more converted dakkaite the gift of turtle pie spreads.

Pray tell me, O priests of pie, what must I do to prove myself?

Cheese Elemental wrote:Pray tell me, O priests of pie, what must I do to prove myself?

The actions of the truly loyal are widely varied indeed, though as Librarian of the Church of the Childrren of Turtle Pie I can offer some suggestions :

1) Pledge your undying loyalty to the Church, it's Saints and, most importantly, the Almighty Turtle and Blessed Pie.
2) Suggest some notworthy character who you feel should be considered for inclusion in the Sanctified Chapters.
3) Locate a thread somewhere on this site which is utterly pointless, and already drifting so far from the original point as to be a complete waste of time. Once found, post a link in this thread and request it be investigated by our Reclusium to see if it is suitable for action from the Church - NOTE : Do NOT act until permission is granted by senior members of the church, we don't want to annoy Lego and the Mods.
4) Once accepted as an acolyte of the Church, post a link to this thread as part of you sig ( Instructions are in this thread somewhere !)

If you look back through this thread, you'll find examples of all three of the above, in fact it was the third example which was instrumental in the creation of the Church and it's Holy Works.

Once you have performed one ( or even all ) of the above, you can then appeal to an existing member to sponsor your request to join our cause. Once sponsored, all you need is for a senior member, Saint, or Master of Sanctity Shrike78 to second the motion. Once sponsored, and seconded, an Acolyte you will be.

Hope this helps, and if any other member of the Church has suggestions, feel free to add them and I'm sure one of the senior members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie will comment.

All hail the Strength of the Almighty Turtle, the Succulence of the Blessed Pie, and the fruits of their Holy Union, The Omnidessert.

You know what?

When the next national census comes around, we should put down Turtle Pie as our religion. With the numbers this church has, it could surely become a certified religion!

Cheese Elemental wrote:You know what?

When the next national census comes around, we should put down Turtle Pie as our religion. With the numbers this church has, it could surely become a certified religion!

Suddenly I wish I could find the link to that Christopher Walken SNL sketch. Oh well, that's what I get for not paying attention when my brothers tried to teach my about computers.

Reaper6 wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:Pray tell me, O priests of pie, what must I do to prove myself?

The actions of the truly loyal are widely varied indeed, though as Librarian of the Church of the Childrren of Turtle Pie I can offer some suggestions :

1) Pledge your undying loyalty to the Church, it's Saints and, most importantly, the Almighty Turtle and Blessed Pie.
2) Suggest some notworthy character who you feel should be considered for inclusion in the Sanctified Chapters.
3) Locate a thread somewhere on this site which is utterly pointless, and already drifting so far from the original point as to be a complete waste of time. Once found, post a link in this thread and request it be investigated by our Reclusium to see if it is suitable for action from the Church - NOTE : Do NOT act until permission is granted by senior members of the church, we don't want to annoy Lego and the Mods.
4) Once accepted as an acolyte of the Church, post a link to this thread as part of you sig ( Instructions are in this thread somewhere !)

If you look back through this thread, you'll find examples of all three of the above, in fact it was the third example which was instrumental in the creation of the Church and it's Holy Works.

Once you have performed one ( or even all ) of the above, you can then appeal to an existing member to sponsor your request to join our cause. Once sponsored, all you need is for a senior member, Saint, or Master of Sanctity Shrike78 to second the motion. Once sponsored, and seconded, an Acolyte you will be.

Hope this helps, and if any other member of the Church has suggestions, feel free to add them and I'm sure one of the senior members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie will comment.

All hail the Strength of the Almighty Turtle, the Succulence of the Blessed Pie, and the fruits of their Holy Union, The Omnidessert.

Joining during a time of great unrest, such as a inner faction war or a Great Crusade against a particularly pointless thread that won't die can usually be a good way in as well.

Find the heretic, punish the heretic. That is the duty of the Ordo Interrogatus of the Holy Reclusium, and we shall not waver in caring out our holy task.

Brother Stynier speaks the truth.

For the Turtle and the Pie!

I have possible most excellent news there is a possibility of me getting the guard codex early * rub's hands together *.
So we might get a jump on our army organization. For the Turtle and the Pie

BrotherStynier wrote:

Reaper6 wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:Pray tell me, O priests of pie, what must I do to prove myself?

The actions of the truly loyal are widely varied indeed, though as Librarian of the Church of the Childrren of Turtle Pie I can offer some suggestions :

1) Pledge your undying loyalty to the Church, it's Saints and, most importantly, the Almighty Turtle and Blessed Pie.
2) Suggest some notworthy character who you feel should be considered for inclusion in the Sanctified Chapters.
3) Locate a thread somewhere on this site which is utterly pointless, and already drifting so far from the original point as to be a complete waste of time. Once found, post a link in this thread and request it be investigated by our Reclusium to see if it is suitable for action from the Church - NOTE : Do NOT act until permission is granted by senior members of the church, we don't want to annoy Lego and the Mods.
4) Once accepted as an acolyte of the Church, post a link to this thread as part of you sig ( Instructions are in this thread somewhere !)

If you look back through this thread, you'll find examples of all three of the above, in fact it was the third example which was instrumental in the creation of the Church and it's Holy Works.

Once you have performed one ( or even all ) of the above, you can then appeal to an existing member to sponsor your request to join our cause. Once sponsored, all you need is for a senior member, Saint, or Master of Sanctity Shrike78 to second the motion. Once sponsored, and seconded, an Acolyte you will be.

Hope this helps, and if any other member of the Church has suggestions, feel free to add them and I'm sure one of the senior members of the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie will comment.

All hail the Strength of the Almighty Turtle, the Succulence of the Blessed Pie, and the fruits of their Holy Union, The Omnidessert.

Joining during a time of great unrest, such as a inner faction war or a Great Crusade against a particularly pointless thread that won't die can usually be a good way in as well.

Find the heretic, punish the heretic. That is the duty of the Ordo Interrogatus of the Holy Reclusium, and we shall not waver in caring out our holy task.

Just to let you know, this thread is not pointless, it was created to allow dakka users to talk about things that piss them off in a stress free, friendly environment. Please do not
Turtle Pie it.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/228875.page

If it drifts to far GES it must be hit, just a warning.

BrotherStynier wrote:If it drifts to far GES it must be hit, just a warning.

i understand, Brother. May Turtle and Pie always shine upon you.