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When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.

When you find that your only infantry unit on the board (DC) is being shot by AT weapons from all angles. Clue's in the name. SHOOT ALL MY DREADNOUGHTS WITH YOUR FETHING BRIGHTLANCE! NOT MY GUYS!

When you have been playing 40k for 3 years, and still haven't won a single game...

4oursword wrote:When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.

Best. Trick. Ever.
Throw in some Vendettas and you are fethed!

Squidmanlolz wrote:

4oursword wrote:When 50+ Guardsmen outflank onto your home objective in chimeras.

Best. Trick. Ever.
Throw in some Vendettas and you are fethed!

I do the same thing with Devilfish and crisis suits! Ask Pinoypower or Knox about that sinking feeling

When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.

Isn't that her job?

Oh and that sinking feeling when you finish modelling for the evening and super-glue your hand to your dog's head

im2randomghgh wrote:When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.

Isn't that her job?

Depends if you were neglecting the kid that you were supposed to be babysitting.

That sinking feeling as you realize how much money you just spent on a model that you don't like and is absolute garbage in a game.


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You know that sinking feeling every time you see a parent shell out for their spoilt child's AoBR set because they enjoyed the starter game where the rules are dumbed down significantly. Most of the time you never see them again.


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im2randomghgh wrote:When a small child tries to EAT YOUR BROADSIDE!!! and then his mother yells at you for not keeping an eye on him and making sure he didn't try.

Isn't that her job?

Oh and that sinking feeling when you finish modelling for the evening and super-glue your hand to your dog's head

Both of these stories are actually hilarious.

"Oh look, it's a hard scale model, but it's coloured, so it's candy! Let's dig in!

You know that sinking feeling when YOUR CODEX along with YOUR RULEBOOK and oh lets say.... 6000 $ in cost fully painted army.... GOES MISSING IN THE STORE, and theres a kid driving away looking extremely pleased.

Your opponent is fielding 3 basilisks,

UltramarineRV wrote:You know that sinking feeling when YOUR CODEX along with YOUR RULEBOOK and oh lets say.... 6000 $ in cost fully painted army.... GOES MISSING IN THE STORE, and theres a kid driving away looking extremely pleased.

police time. Did that situation get resolved? Or does someone who isn't you have the army?

@ McNinja
Thankfully it wasnt my army, it was the jerk player of the canadian GW that i visit when i go there. He left his stuff near the door, and was gloating to everyone after he beat me in a close game... A kid drops by, hangs out for a bit, then leaves for a "donought"... I was happy that he lost his army, because I had that look that said, "karma's a bitch dude :3"

When I am playing a fellow tau player, and he insists that broadsides can be troops, elites or HS -_- he ACTAUALLY brought 33 Broadsides!

im2randomghgh wrote:When I am playing a fellow tau player, and he insists that broadsides can be troops, elites or HS -_- he ACTAUALLY brought 33 Broadsides!

Well that's not as bad as Knox's Orks! He has as many as indicated in my avatar. Yes, that's me reacting to his first troops choice.

...When your friend describes these two 'nerds' playing monopoly with little plastic soldiers at a store that looked like a castle, and you realize that he is unknowingly talking about your hobby

You see the price of the Hive Tyrant. (my poor nid friend... first a lictor supplied WITHOUT head, and now the must-have HQ expensive as feth)
You see your allies' Nightbringer being massacred by Urien Rakarth (before new codex)
You see the AP of the dark reapers.
You realise that the Carnifex actually is quite vulnerable to lasguns. (nids again????)

You know that sinking feeling as you play a 500pt game with your tiny DC army and the kid across the table has proxied Calgar without you knowing. Fething Orbital Bombardment...

You know that sinking feeling when...
You deep strike mishap
You see an Necron get back up
Your new tank dies without firing a signal shot in its first game

When you get round to reading Codex: DE. The standard troopers are carrying weapons that are reliable enough to take down carnifexes O_O

when you brake ur Favourite and Best painted Model

When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)

No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact

Greetings felllow Zim fan!

That sinking feeling as the LGS's Music system plays the same tracks that have been wanting to be updated for about, ummm, 4 YEARS!

You know that sinking feeling when a theater group walks into the store wondering whats happening, and one of them knocks your custom BT marshal, that you just painted....and well for a change, and it shatters into a vast amount of bits that you scavenged every where for.

And then they all run out.

When your a necron player and went from 4th ed to 5th ed. (before the new codex)

tarnish wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)

No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact

Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.

daveNYC wrote:

tarnish wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)

No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact

Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.

Oh yes, he also mentioned he washes down his models with Badab Black (Possibly the WORST wash to use one his Imperial Fists)

BlapBlapBlap wrote:

daveNYC wrote:

tarnish wrote:

BlapBlapBlap wrote:When you (rookie times) put down your basic painted orks and play someone with ok painting who brags the entire game and tells you his secret method (It's called drybrushing, genius)

No no no, drybrushing is a well kept secret of the elite gamers. Its a conspiracy infact

Great, now we're going to have to mindwipe everyone on this thread. Good thing you didn't mention washes.

Oh yes, he also mentioned he washes down his models with Badab Black (Possibly the WORST wash to use one his Imperial Fists)

I am the OP of this thread, and I decree you are imprisoned for releasing the secrets of washes AND dry brushing. Case CLOSED.

that sinking feeling when you pick up your army case and realise you didn't shut the clasps properly, right in front of everyone at the GW HQ in Lenton. Man that was emabarasing.

..... When you take a photo of your newly converted and painted mini to post on Dakka and notice that the mini has "raccoon eyes".

That sinking feeling when a single Khorne Berserker manages to kill your Assault Marine squad and proceeds to your scouts.