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2010/05/10 06:26:44
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
2010/05/10 11:45:50
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
The WAMPA 1-on-1!
Starship Troopers style bugs army-vs-army. A chapter of marines versus a plenet of bugs, I give it to the bugs. "Its all about the numbers and they have more" (quote doogie howser in the ST movie)
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
2010/05/10 17:03:55
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Guitardian wrote:The WAMPA 1-on-1!
Starship Troopers style bugs army-vs-army. A chapter of marines versus a plenet of bugs, I give it to the bugs. "Its all about the numbers and they have more" (quote doogie howser in the ST movie)
I think good sir you are forgetting about the Murder suits in the 3rd movie. The marines weapons are much stronger than the Marauder's. =/
Automatically Appended Next Post: Although you may just want to refer to the first movie seeing how is was the absolute best of the series. =/
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/10 17:08:52
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
well unfortunately I've never read any of the books that are apparently out there =/ so I am....yes.
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/10 18:27:51
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Well believe me bud...if I ever come across the books...you can be damned sure I'm going to remember its EXACT location and come back and buy it! If someone moves it.......thats nothing a little Commissar's Rampage can't fix ^.^
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/11 01:19:25
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/11 01:26:42
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/12 01:31:54
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I could kill a space marine 1 on 1, no problem... but I would kinda need a rediculous planet destorying weapon ready to launch and the go button in my hands.
But realistically I think that a CoG Soldier from the Gears of War universe could do it. One of the survivors of the Locust War would be well trained and resourceful enough to take on a space marine. Especially one of them idiots from the Ultramarines!
And in City fight... not even a competition, spin the Gears and crush the Marines!
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2010/05/12 03:30:59
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I could kill a space marine 1 on 1, no problem... but I would kinda need a rediculous planet destorying weapon ready to launch and the go button in my hands.
But realistically I think that a CoG Soldier from the Gears of War universe could do it. One of the survivors of the Locust War would be well trained and resourceful enough to take on a space marine. Especially one of them idiots from the Ultramarines!
And in City fight... not even a competition, spin the Gears and crush the Marines!
I find that very hard to believe. Mostly because a Cog does not use a miniaturized semiautomatic grenade launcher as his most basic weapon.
2010/05/12 04:25:14
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Also the fact that a space marine is about 8 feet tall and would shrug off the small arms fire the cog shoots at it. Also dont forget that a marine has you know.. a chain sword, which is > then the chainsaw gun.
2010/05/12 11:53:59
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Horst wrote:This is how trolling happens. A few cheeky posts are made. Then they get more insulting. Eventually, we revert to our primal animal state, hurling feces at each other while shreeking with glee.
2010/05/12 17:56:41
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
An Ipod.......since most marines show no emotion. they cannot truly Rock out! Cursed Non-Rocking Heathens! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF NIGHTWISH!
Nightwish could easily destroy a chapter of space marines
This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/05/12 17:56:50
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/12 17:59:57
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
"Show me a man or a woman alone and I'll show you a saint. Give me two and they'll fall in love. Give me three and they'll invent the charming thing we call 'society'. Give me four and they'll build a pyramid. Give me five and they'll make one an outcast. Give me six and they'll reinvent prejudice. Give me seven and in seven years they'll reinvent warfare. Man may have been made in the image of God, but human society was made in the image of His opposite number, and is always trying to get back home." -Glen Bateman, The Stand (C&U), 3rd paragraph of Chapter 42, by Stephen King
2010/05/12 18:09:32
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I'm both chaotic and orderly. I value my own principles, and am willing to go to extreme lengths to enforce them, often trampling on the very same principles in the process. At best, I'm heroic and principled; at worst, I'm hypocritical and disorderly.
2010/05/12 22:41:41
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
metallifan wrote:Would it need to be an Ipod specifically? I was under the impression that it was just an overpriced, overhyped MP3 player...
And marines show plenty of emotion - it's just mostly anger. They only have the two settings(Angry/Not Angry) after all
True True....well I only said Ipod cause thats what I had and what I was looking at.....
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/12 23:09:17
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I could kill a space marine 1 on 1, no problem... but I would kinda need a rediculous planet destorying weapon ready to launch and the go button in my hands.
But realistically I think that a CoG Soldier from the Gears of War universe could do it. One of the survivors of the Locust War would be well trained and resourceful enough to take on a space marine. Especially one of them idiots from the Ultramarines!
And in City fight... not even a competition, spin the Gears and crush the Marines!
And they're going to shoot through the Marine armor with their regular machine guns?
2010/05/12 23:14:08
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
I could kill a space marine 1 on 1, no problem... but I would kinda need a rediculous planet destorying weapon ready to launch and the go button in my hands.
But realistically I think that a CoG Soldier from the Gears of War universe could do it. One of the survivors of the Locust War would be well trained and resourceful enough to take on a space marine. Especially one of them idiots from the Ultramarines!
And in City fight... not even a competition, spin the Gears and crush the Marines!
And they're going to shoot through the Marine armor with their regular machine guns?
Ya give me a break. At least go with Spartans.
2010/05/12 23:24:28
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
Maybe so, but he'll do it whilst spraying bullets into the air!
S_P
Spoiler:
Bullets won't be the only thing he'll be spraying
Yea.......I felt like that needed to be spoilered....=/
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!!
2010/05/13 04:49:29
Subject: Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
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metallifan said: I almost wonder is "Matt Ward" another pen name for C.S. Goto?
metallifan said: The Imperium would probably love Hitler...
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2010/05/13 05:27:48
Subject: Re:Who or What could take DOWN a Space Marine!?
A whole Chapter of Space Marines are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune. "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than ten Space Marines."
The Space Marine Force Commander quickly sends his Elite Retinue over the dune whereupon a gun battle breaks and continues for a few minutes, then silence.
The voice then calls out "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than one hundred Space Marines."
Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence.
The American voice calls out again "One U S Special Forces soldier is better than your whole fething Chapter."
The enraged Force Commander musters one thousand Space Marines and sends them across the dune. Cannons, missiles and bolters ring out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence.
Eventually one wounded Space Marine crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more men, it's a trap. There's actually two of them."
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