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Liche Priest Hierophant






Nerdstealer. Trekker uniform, Spock ears, dice, rulebooks, miniatures...

Huge tortoiseshell glasses.

Could also make/call him Poindexstealer.

GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.

If yer an Ork, why dont ya WAAAGH!!

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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

LeBaron wrote:How about a 'Haters gonna hate' gene stealer? I think it would fit here quite well.


So... A huge donkey-cave? That's the first pic on the first page lol.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
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Ex nihilo

Sister of Krieg wrote:Emo stealer: I was thinking hair over one eye, possibly peirceings if you go into that much detail, baggy jeans with chain, eye shadow and (if you want to add it) a knife cutting his own wrist.

Alfndrate wrote:The emo 'scene' generally wears tighter fitting jeans.

tavoittamaton wrote:Standard black composition notebook that contains pages and pages of scrawled attempts at poetry?
Hot Topic employee name badge?
Eyeliner, which is (in this case) gender-neutral?

Sharkvictim wrote:If you opt to have the emo-nid smoking it needs to hold it's cigarette 'wrongly'. Can't get more specific than that.



Hell, at this point I'm just filling an order. All that is left is to paint the eyeliner on, and I'll do that the same time I'm coloring everything else.
Pat yourselves onn the back everyone, I think we made a winner.
Presenting Emo Genestealer, whose life is an unending torrent of sadness. DONT GO IN HIS ROOM, MOM!
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Nametag and skintight pants

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Wristcutting is easier with 2 sets of arms

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Hair has streaks as individualized as he is...

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Look at how he's pinching that clove cigarette..

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Pretty much finished, just need the bad poetry


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

That's cool ^^ it looks much better than I imagined when I said it. I think giving genestealers hair works in some weird way.

Maybe make a GeneCreeper?

Nice description > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0&feature=BFa&list=FL2_l1tiE_ZsA&index=4

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

With pink hair, Emostealer could be on suicidegaunts.com!

Re Hipsterstealer. Hope he's got a low spec Macbook?

   
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

give hipstealer a beak ^^ (for tweeting to his followers)

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Thats the second time creeper has been linked in this thread...

I'm liking
The idea of a full squad of 20 stealers that are charicatures of different personality types. Keep the suggestions flowing, and if I like them, I'll model them and give you credit in a quote.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Nottingham (yay!)

The South Park kids?


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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

That's pretty tempting.
Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You bastard!
Maybe more suited for terminators, though.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

A gamer stealer. Dicebag, bottle of Pepsi, bag of Cheetos, rulebook. Some kind of oily greasy sheen to him. Neckbeard. Maybe, like those old Stinkor action figures, you could dip him in Patchouli so he stinks.

Or, redneck stealer. Overalls (one strap undone), John Deere cap, spitcup, shotgun. Include a three legged dog for extra points.

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Welcome to the Freakshow!

(Leadership-shenanigans for Eldar of all types.) 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Redneck stealer will be done. I live in Texas and have run into more than my fair share. Three legged ripper dog sold that one in my mind. More detail= win.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Stormin' Stompa





Rogers, CT

Do a Jean Stealer
I know you wanna

   
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Liche Priest Hierophant






I Dream of Jeanie Stealer?

"Yes Master" *nodblink*

GENERATION 8: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment.

If yer an Ork, why dont ya WAAAGH!!

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Fixture of Dakka





Los Angeles

I know there have been horrifying things in this thread so far, but this may cross a line ...

Village People genestealers.

I started thinking about a SM LandSpeeder with the marine looking up at a Highway Patrol GS about to issue a Moving Violation, but if the 'nid is in a cop uniform ... cue the "YMCA" chorus.

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"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.

"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013

Quitting Daemon Princes, Bob and Fred - a 40k webcomic 
   
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The Memphis Sprawl

I believe the term I'm looking for is 'Totally bitchin'"

Brothererekose wrote:Village People genestealers.


Do this.

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"SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTATOS NUNC" 
   
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Ex nihilo

No. No village people. Looking for individuals.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

how about a steam punk stealer?

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
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Nurgle Predator Driver with an Infestation





The Memphis Sprawl

RonNid McDonNid.

Painting is a must.

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Doomthumbs wrote:Hell, at this point I'm just filling an order. All that is left is to paint the eyeliner on, and I'll do that the same time I'm coloring everything else.
Pat yourselves onn the back everyone, I think we made a winner.
Presenting Emo Genestealer, whose life is an unending torrent of sadness. DONT GO IN HIS ROOM, MOM!

Pretty much finished, just need the bad poetry


(Emostealer) "Dear Diary: Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish the lawn was Emo so it would cut it'self too."


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Doomthumbs wrote:I was actually more offended at the usage of "your" instead of "you're" than I was at the suggestion of wasted time.


Hail Der Grammarfurer!


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You could always do a genestealer to look like a surgeon.

Apron, mask, hat.

He could be "The Incursion Surgeon!"

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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." 
   
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Ex nihilo

Love it, love everything about it.

Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Assault Kommando





Doomthumbs wrote:Love it, love everything about it.


I have a bunch of Space Marine combat knife bits you can have to use for scalpels.

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"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
"Those who hammer their guns into plowshares will plow for those who do not." 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





Los Angeles

Doomthumbs wrote:No. No village people. Looking for individuals.
Golly, I didn't it *was* possible to cross a line in this thread. Who'da thought?


Okay, how about the swaggering, patrolman with the mirror shades ... perhaps something more stoic, like the Mirror-eyed guard from Cool Hand Luke? Maybe standing over a ditch that is filled with some IG's dirt?

"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.

"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013

Quitting Daemon Princes, Bob and Fred - a 40k webcomic 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

It's not that a line was crossed, just that I want 20 separate characters, and even a group as small as four would theme the whole bunch.
The cool hand Luke stealer would be good, but somewhat hard to make people positive what it was. Lots of days in the box for wrong guesses.
Also to quote Jon lajoie : still not loving the po-lice, still got love for the vaginal crease.

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Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
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Maniacal Gibbering Madboy






Santa Clara, CA

Genefurer complete with greasy parted hair, stash with this excitement-induced-constipation posture: http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hitler.jpg

Or just his normal salute would work too...

Check out my Project (B)log! I would love any suggestion or comments you may have.

Orkz  
   
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Hellacious Havoc






NakedBatBoy wrote:Genefurer complete with greasy parted hair, stash with this excitement-induced-constipation posture: http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hitler.jpg

Or just his normal salute would work too...


Where do you think you are?

That is both provocative and offensive, and I appreciate neither.

Ave Dominus Nox.
Night Lords, Host of the Tumultuous Storm.

 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut





Orange County, CA

Well seeing as you have Emostealer; why not a punk themed genestealer? Or perhaps a ska kid?
   
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NJ

First off let me say, i LOVE this thread So much!

Your modeling skills are fantastic as is your creativity. I can not say how much i have enjoyed going through and staring at the hilarious models you have created! Absolutely brilliant!

You sir, have been subscribe to.

How about you make a:
JewStealer. Beard, and hat(No idea on how to spell it) (No offense to any jewish people)

Pyro-Stealer. Lighters and fire everywhere!

Not sure how either will work out. I look forward to seeing more of your Stealers!!!


2000
1250
SO we need to get rid of the "You know you should be painting" Headliner... every time i see it i think of the collection of models sitting unpainted  
   
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Giggling Nurgling





Texas

FireCancer wrote:
How about you make a:
JewStealer. Beard, and hat(No idea on how to spell it) (No offense to any jewish people)


Rather than just a Jewish Genestealer, go all out. The Mohel Genestealer, or tipstealer.
Robes, a beard, a little yarmulke or even the hat and hair extensions and a tiny guillotine for the tip; something like Rabbi Tuckman, Mel Brooks character in Men in tights.

edit: too many commas, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I'm better now.

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pretre wrote:That should be the new RAW rule. 'Ask a Farmville Guy'

What I'm working on 
   
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Infiltrating Broodlord





Ex nihilo

Druff wrote:The Mohel Genestealer, or tipstealer; something like Rabbi Tuckman, Mel Brooks character in Men in tights.

I'll take 2, lol.
Since I give them all toxin sacs, with an acid blood broodlord, would they be Hasidic? No, thats terrible.

In other news, I think I stumbled on a great way to make rivets/coins out of greenstuff. Just roll it into a cylinder, and keep rolling it so it doesn't get a flat bottom..
Then once its dry, you just start chopping away 1mm sections.

Genestealers: Money, baby.
I was going to just leave it at the first picture below, but you guys deserve more.
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Cascading coins falling out of his hands.

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No seriously, these guys literally excrete money.


Tyranids attract more tang than an astronaut convention.
Success is a little more than I already have. Every day, Forever. Until you have nothing.
As Galactic ruler, I promise to be tough but fair. But tough.
"Dangerous terrain where you just die upon rolling a 1 is for sissies. Parts of the board you wont even move your models into because you're physically afraid of being stung by wasps? Welcome to a Tyranid invasion, cue danger music. "
Check out my NSFW Tyranids! Your eyes will burn for days.
Team NSFW: Making wargamers deeply uncomfortable since 2011.
 
   
Made in gb
Sadistic Inquisitorial Excruciator




England

a rich genesteal? and he hasn't bought himself any cool stuff yet ^.^

DeathKorps of Krieg: 2000pts
Looking for a new army to start.

Hale Valence: "Star of Terra", Assassin/Pysker.
La' Haedras: Farseer and Autarch.
Kiku Heldrin: Living saint, Company champion.
La' Yonthar: Archon.
Other character: Ferrerreo Jedi. 
   
 
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