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Tony Montanid


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So there's this.

Consider it inspirado.

ZephyrRey wrote:

NakedBatBoy wrote:Genefurer complete with greasy parted hair, stash with this excitement-induced-constipation posture: http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hitler.jpg

Or just his normal salute would work too...

Where do you think you are?

That is both provocative and offensive, and I appreciate neither.

Are you kidding me? First of all, he was looking for characters/personalities. Genocidal maniacs are a very (sadly) real and current personality in the world. (And 40k fluff is Allllllll about genocidal races striving to wipe out other species. This game should pretty much be called Genocialwar 40k) I'm sorry if the mention of Hitler was detrimental to you, but I in no was was advocating his actions. I was suggesting a way to have fun at his expense.

Secondly, I believe I am in a thread where genestealers and shooting coins out their rear ends (and this is a tame example of things)... There have been much worse things in this thread. Do you know where you are? Suggesting a Mock hitler is one of the least offensive things in this thread. It's right behind the slam-dunk ripper!

don't worry i said this all before

Say hello to my little friend. Que ripper going for the gonads.

Or gonads going to the ripper, knowing Op.

Been on the ropes of whether or not to accept the Mohel / Hitler stealers, on grounds that yeah, that could be a little offensive.

But then I said to myself, "What if the Mohel Stealer was clipping the tip off of the Hitler stealer?"
So, I'm going to do both. Tastefully, of course. I will be using the left facing swastika, which while historically inaccurate, goes the extra mile to not be abjectly offensive.

And yet, nether of those will be as offensive as OBGYN stealer, who will be eating the baby.

NakedBatBoy wrote:

ZephyrRey wrote:

NakedBatBoy wrote:Genefurer complete with greasy parted hair, stash with this excitement-induced-constipation posture: http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/hitler.jpg

Or just his normal salute would work too...

Where do you think you are?

That is both provocative and offensive, and I appreciate neither.

Are you kidding me? First of all, he was looking for characters/personalities. Genocidal maniacs are a very (sadly) real and current personality in the world. (And 40k fluff is Allllllll about genocidal races striving to wipe out other species. This game should pretty much be called Genocialwar 40k) I'm sorry if the mention of Hitler was detrimental to you, but I in no was was advocating his actions. I was suggesting a way to have fun at his expense.

Secondly, I believe I am in a thread where genestealers and shooting coins out their rear ends (and this is a tame example of things)... There have been much worse things in this thread. Do you know where you are? Suggesting a Mock hitler is one of the least offensive things in this thread. It's right behind the slam-dunk ripper!

Actually, A mock hitler could be the most offensive, as it isn't actually how people think of sex, but a real event in which millions died. But that isn't the point, honestly, I don't care if you play with a hitler-stealer.
See my signature? I thoroughly uphold that this thread is awesome.
Obviously jokes cannot be taken by some members of this community, and I think that this is a deplorable lack of humor.

You know the Skarnifex would have to be Old One Eye, right?

ZephyrRey wrote:Obviously jokes cannot be taken by some members of this community, and I think that this is a deplorable lack of humor.

Lolz

Since it seems to be such an issue, you could always make an Allied Genestealer taking a crap on IG Hitler, to make the joke more obviously (for the less insightful) anti-nazi.

Also a Butcher Stealer complete with meat cleaver, bloody white apron and a bloody limb in another hand could be good.

Or maybe a stealer in a bright yellow summer dress frolicking in a green field of daisies with a big sun hat on. Or, while on the topic of summer, maybe a rollerblading stealer with round rimmed sunglasses and an afro.

hehe *scar face carnifex* sorry I only just got that :S


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hehe *scar face carnifex* sorry I only just got that :S

Doomthumbs wrote:Since I give them all toxin sacs, with an acid blood broodlord, would they be Hasidic? No, thats terrible..

Familiar with The Acidic Jew?



He's a genuine superhero, published by Image.

His character is entirely sympathetic and not in any way derogatory to Jewish people of the Hasidic tradition.

I feel like just racial stereotypestealers would work.
The most offensive could be the tyranid-stealer. stupid tyranid stereotypes...

Then when your opponent asks why the stealer is the only 'normal' one of the bunch, you can call him a racist.

How about the genegangsta? Baggy pants, chain, ballcap with the price sticker still on it, gold fronts on his fangs. Firing some kind of pistol sideways.

Also, anime stealer. Schoolgirl outfit, crazy huge hair, gigantic eyes.

Just suggesting. OBGYNstealer made me laugh so hard I peed myself a little bit.

How about a Gene Simmons genestealer? Seen someone do it before and would like to see one with Doomthumbs awesome sculpting abilities.

Immigration Officer: Hey Montanid! How'd you get that scar? Eating biomass?

Scarnifex: How you geh a scar lie that eating biomash, mayne?


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Do this...

Jimsolo wrote:OBGYNstealer made me laugh so hard I peed myself a little bit.

And this...

ZephyrRey wrote:Then when your opponent asks why the stealer is the only 'normal' one of the bunch, you can call him a racist.

...it would be worth getting out your army box in the middle of a game, packing all your stuff up, and storming out indignantly, after calling your opponent a racist and giving them the finger.

ZephyrRey wrote: A mock hitler could be the most offensive, as it isn't actually how people think of sex, but a real event in which millions died.

Hitler isn't sexy? I get a boner almost every time. And then shortly after, I send millions of skinny, big nosed organisms into a deadly enclosed space.
Then for dessert, I fingerbang rule 34.
Oh, and I finally found a use for the springs! (See below).

Sharkvictim wrote:Scarnifex: How you geh a scar lie that eating biomash, mayne?

That's some truly funny material right there. I'm trying to figure out how to do the Tony Montanid.
Just 4 heaping handfuls of blow? Lounging in a biomass pit smoking a cigar? With a huge modified deathspitter?

The possibilities are endless. I just know its a real bitch trying to sculpt a 3 piece suit on a genestealer.


Anyway, below are 3 more Genestealers. Hitler, Mohel, and OBGYN. Next up is the "Stereotype me I'm Irish" Nid, while I try and sculpt a suit.
And a sun dress.

I love the springs for the curls. Now I just need to find an excuse to use that same thing on some Marines. And OB-GYN'stealer is hysterical.

Fan freaking tastic. Lots of character in this thread, and not of the sort that you usually see in minis.

While the idea of a Jean stealer does strike me as a particualy bad pun (I got yo pants!), how bout MacStealer, complete w/ kilt and tartaned bagpipe venom sac.

surely it would be McStealer if you mean scottish, instead of MacStealer for MacDonalds ^.^

Doomthumbs wrote:That's some truly funny material right there. I'm trying to figure out how to do the Tony Montanid.
Just 4 heaping handfuls of blow? Lounging in a biomass pit smoking a cigar? With a huge modified deathspitter?

The possibilities are endless. I just know its a real bitch trying to sculpt a 3 piece suit on a genestealer.

"It's okay. She teka nudda cova safe, she lommie ina mornin."

"Rippers, get the yeyo."

Powerlolling on the new batch of genestealers, too. This thread is gold.

I love the Hasidic Stealer. Hitler looks pretty strange with his tongue sticking out. Great stuff!

Pure freaking genius!
I love the springs for curls!

Oh ... dear ... gods.

Catch my breath.

Would a 'Lucifer' genestealer simply be anti-climatic after Adolf?

How about Gene Simmons? Or not so good nor much of a stretch, as he's already a long-tongued monster with a daemonic face?

Someone got offended at a "genefurer" suggestion ! ? In *this* thread?

More lulz.

Then, the OBGYnstealer.

And Mel Brooks. Some ought to get a hold of Mr. Brooks and show him this. He'd appreciate it.

Don't stop, Doomthumbs. More, more-more!

My summer vacation is about to start, and the boredom will be highly alleviated by you and your talents. Thank you, thank you, gracias, merci beaucoup, domo argiato and however the Klingons say it. Khap-lha? (looks it up) Oh, 'Qapla!'

ZephyrRey wrote:I feel like just racial stereotypestealers would work.
The most offensive could be the tyranid-stealer. stupid tyranid stereotypes...

Then when your opponent asks why the stealer is the only 'normal' one of the bunch, you can call him a racist.

^LOLz

springs for the curls was surely stroke of genius

i love how people think i was actually offended. obviously no one knows what sarcasm is anymore.

I was simply refuting the point that 'hitler isnt as offensive as the tentaclerape thrope etcetc'
I'm only saying that some people are super offended by taking the holocaust in a humorous light. Jeez, people. I myself don't care, the genestealer idea is a fun one.

ZephyrRey wrote:i love how people think i was actually offended. obviously no one knows what sarcasm is anymore.

*snicker* I thought you'd chime back in.

ZR, "text" lacks tone and inflection, unless you're a *really* good writer or you have the context of a dialogue between characters to frame or reference the sarcasm people are gonna read it for what it says.

So, we forum nerds use emoticons, italics, bold, asterisks, colors and so forth to add bend, wistfulness, drollness and all that. Straight up typing is ... straight up in tone and thus vewwy vewwy difficult to discern whether tongue in check or serious.

Sometimes sarcasm needs to be *really* overt on the boards.


Skoll!
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Cheers!

Brothererekose wrote:

ZephyrRey wrote:i love how people think i was actually offended. obviously no one knows what sarcasm is anymore.

*snicker* I thought you'd chime back in.

ZR, "text" lacks tone and inflection, unless you're a *really* good writer or you have the context of a dialogue between characters to frame or reference the sarcasm people are gonna read it for what it says.

So, we forum nerds use emoticons, italics, bold, asterisks, colors and so forth to add bend, wistfulness, drollness and all that. Straight up typing is ... straight up in tone and thus vewwy vewwy difficult to discern whether tongue in check or serious.

Sometimes sarcasm needs to be *really* overt on the boards.


Skoll!
aka
Cheers!

^ Agreed. Sorry for getting on your case. I understand it's important to be sensitive to other people's issues, I just didn't think it was that bad, especially since it's not like I suggested (Don't look at this, it's inappropriate...), just the douche bag that signed off on the burning...

And while I'm being inappropriate... I know you already did jesus on the cross, but you could do jesus stealer dragging a cross with thorns around his head and a loin cloth (with some dangling man bits below?) as well. Or a Muhammad Stealer with a wicked beard carrying explosives. (Or Muhammad Ali, with boxing gloves and shorts, standing over a KOed white guy) Or you could do a blue-skinned Krishna Stealer with a third eye. I apologize if that's too far...

I've got my Tervigon conversion made, the undercoat's drying as I type. Brace for epic.

You know that a thread is great when it is blocked by ing parental controls
You sir are a genius of the lowest class
... I just saw the Jesus... wow... why haven't you been lynched