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Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It also has not one but two you cannons. Oh, you have a large mob? A super advanced tank with all the special gubbins? Well, then, you! It's gone!

The Macharius is also named after one of the manliest men to have ever lived.

But... The Basilisk...

That thing doesn't even have a roof, let alone any defensive weapons.

I must give a vote to the Basilisk. It doesn't have a max range (it does but its so far that it can basically shoot anything).

Praetor Armoured Assault Launcher.

For when your Crassus absolutely must be filled with as many missiles the size of a Leman Russ as possible.

I submit the humble chaos rhino. Why? Because mine has a space marine on a spike, with a chain leading to the driver. Other tanks go "honk"....mine goes "arrrrggggh!"

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It also has not one but two you cannons. Oh, you have a large mob? A super advanced tank with all the special gubbins? Well, then, you! It's gone!

The Macharius is also named after one of the manliest men to have ever lived.

Manly men don't walk around in gold feathered uniforms. They go to battle with only synskin!

 thenoobbomb wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It also has not one but two you cannons. Oh, you have a large mob? A super advanced tank with all the special gubbins? Well, then, you! It's gone!

The Macharius is also named after one of the manliest men to have ever lived.

Manly men don't walk around in gold feathered uniforms. They go to battle with only synskin!

Basilisk.

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It also has not one but two you cannons. Oh, you have a large mob? A super advanced tank with all the special gubbins? Well, then, you! It's gone!

The Macharius is also named after one of the manliest men to have ever lived.

Manly men don't walk around in gold feathered uniforms. They go to battle with only synskin!

Basilisk.

Thats not a tank made out of synskin.

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT for the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT. It's CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

Fixed.

Typhon Heavy Siege Tank is still in the lead at 21,305 manlies.

Leman Russ Battle Tank is in second at 15,810 manlies.

I don't know if my Exorcists should be called manly, but even manly men feel like crying when Wraithlords and entire Terminator squads disappear in one salvo.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Arcsquad12 wrote:
Another point for the Macharius. It's chassis forms the basis of the CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT

It also has not one but two you cannons. Oh, you have a large mob? A super advanced tank with all the special gubbins? Well, then, you! It's gone!

The Macharius is also named after one of the manliest men to have ever lived.

Manly men don't walk around in gold feathered uniforms. They go to battle with only synskin!

Basilisk.

Thats not a tank made out of synskin.

Well, quite often they're used by Iron Warriors...

Besides, their armour is pretty much equivalent.

Manly? Anything by the orks. I am unsure just how a race lacking ball can be so manly, but orks are manlyness personified.

 BlapBlapBlap wrote:
But... The Basilisk...

That thing doesn't even have a roof, let alone any defensive weapons.

It's not a Tank.



This is a Photoshop SPG....Pretty manly but again not a Tank.

This is Rogal Dorns personal Chariot - The IF FELLBLADE



The Space Marines have finally said "NO BROTHER TECHMARINE - I SAID MORR DAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is so manly it makes Chuck Norris consider having a Sex-change because he has been Un-manned.

But bearing in mind this is Real.....This wins.

That just proves that the Spess Mahreens are compensating for lacking the sheer cast iron balls of the guardsmen. They Jelly of the Russ, for they all aspire to live up to their spiritual tank leader, and yet they despair, for they could never be Leman Russ drivers.

Mostly it shows the SM are over compensating for lack of balls.

They jelly. And Fellblades fell out of production, while Shadowswords are still titan hunting.

So if someone modified a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to carry Leman Russes, would it create a manly rip in the very space and fabric of time?

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
So if someone modified a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to carry Leman Russes, would it create a manly rip in the very space and fabric of time?

No, someone should modify a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT, to transport mini CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORTS.

 MrMoustaffa wrote:
So if someone modified a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT to carry Leman Russes, would it create a manly rip in the very space and fabric of time?

It would make Chuck Norris weep.

The Exocrine (bio)tank is so manly its gun is a giant phallus.

do Robo Dino's count as tanks?

and if yes, then a converted Tzneetch Forgefiend using the Warsphinx model from Warhammer

Angry marines whirlwind

The manliest tank is the Ordinatus Armageddon.



When you absolutely, positively have to kill a Mega Gargant with one shot accept no substitutes.

The funny thing is that's about a quarter of the size of the the original Ordinatus machines.

 Leth wrote:


Angry marines whirlwind

Okay, that is definetly up there with the Leman Russ. And maybe the Crassus Armored Assault Transport.

TheCustomLime wrote:

 Leth wrote:


Angry marines whirlwind

Okay, that is definetly up there with the Leman Russ. And maybe the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.

Say it correctly or don't say it at all...

 Leth wrote:


Angry marines whirlwind

Not even close. If nothing else there could be an angry marines PRAETOR ARMOURED ASSAULT LAUNCHER.

I don't think the Crassus is manly at all.

You hide between thick armour, afraid that your uniforms might be sullied. How manly indeed.

The Gorgon is far more manly; open topped, so you might smell the promethium burning, and feel the the refreshing zing of shrapnel, and equipped with not one, but two single-use mortars! It's manliness is so certain, it doesn't even need reloads.

 MajorStoffer wrote:
I don't think the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT is manly at all.

You hide between thick armour, afraid that your uniforms might be sullied. How manly indeed.

The Gorgon is far more manly; open topped, so you might smell the promethium burning, and feel the the refreshing zing of shrapnel, and equipped with not one, but two single-use mortars! It's manliness is so certain, it doesn't even need reloads.

Fixed that for you...